Machine

a smooth sea never made a skilled sailor

[mitjaissick]

[thatkinkyqueercouple]

*looks innocent but is actually kinky as fuck*

[heruin]

And I kissed her, I kissed her like her neck was a river, and I’d been so thirsty. I kissed her like our lips were two lost souls who just found each other. I kissed her hard, cause we both knew I’d been wanting to do that for a very long time.

Maa (via slanting)

mmmmm i want this so badly

(via objevit)

[memewhore]

[tittily]

the little flower at the top is a nice touch

[tower-of-terror]

I really want the new live action Mulan movie to have an entirely racially correct cast, except Eddie Murphy still plays Mushu.

[corinthemerado]

No CGI.  I want Eddie Murphy to wear a dragon suit.

[trees-in-winter]

Please

[grantairefanclub-remade]

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

whats better than this

[sharingneedles]

im laughing so fucking hard my mom just texted me telling me to shut up

[salon]

Conservatives were not amused. 

[thatdiva]

People just cannot handle the TRUTH.

[darknight06]

And that’s why he’s the man!

[weloveshortvideos]

[melisica]

[rockpaperhammer]

someone: what's up

me: i am not comfortable telling you what is happening in my life, how about you

[superbestiario]

[wild-weeds-deactivated20170309]

#dudesthatarehotterthanme

[neversarcastic]

Dear necromancers, why would you bother summoning human corpses when dinosaurs are an option

[ladypalerider-deactivated201503]

there is an entire movie series dedicated to explaining why we do not reanimate dinosaurs

[dragon-in-a-fez]

are you suggesting necromancers were behind jurassic park

[trees-in-winter]

So, there’s a book series called “The Dresden Files” and in one of them the main hero brought back some Dinos to fight an evil necromancer. It was beautiful.

[sixpenceee]

The sun photographed from the same spot, at the same hour throughout different days in a year in Mars. This is known as the Martian analemma. (Earth’s Analemma) (Source)

[feline-luxuriae]

[thatkindofwoman]

I’m a simple woman, I like handsome bearded brunette men and breakfast food.

YES. (via chambrayandchampagne)

[andremichaux]

"I don’t give a shit about being approachable…" - Aubrey Plaza

[slightmood]

when u throw a banana peel in mario kart and end up hitting it on the next lap