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Rdr2 Incorrect Quotes

I love these so much so I wanted to do some of my own! I used a generator since I’m not creative enough to come up with these on my own. But I did amend them in a way that I think would make sense. Hope you enjoy them!

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Arthur: Can I be frank with you guys?

John: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Dutch: Can I still be Dutch?

Hosea: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Arthur: Dammit, John!

John: What?! It wasn’t me!

Arthur: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Sean!

Sean: Not me either.

Arthur: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Charles: *whistles*

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Arthur: Have you seen a person named 'John' around here?

Hosea: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Dutch: It looks fine to me?

Hosea: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

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Arthur: I just ended a four year relationship.

John: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Arthur: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Dutch and Hosea fighting from across the room*

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Arthur, about John: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Dutch: Are we stealing them?

Hosea: New or used?

Arthur: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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*The squad right before Arthur's wedding*

John: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Dutch: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Hosea: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Charles : I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Sean, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

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John: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Charles: Alright.

John: TraitorSayWhat?

Sadie : Excuse me?

John: What?

Charles:

John:

John: No wait-

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Arthur: *Gently taps table*

John: *Taps back*

Sean: What are they doing?

Charles: Morse code.

Arthur: *Aggressively taps table*

John: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Arthur: Truth or dare?

John: Dare

Arthur: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

John: Hey Sean

Sean, blushing: Yeah?

John: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Charles

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Arthur: Is stabbing someone immoral?

John: Not if they consent to it.

Sean: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Charles: YES?!?

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Arthur: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

John: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Sean?

Sean: Probably “road work ahead”.

Charles: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Arthur: Shit.

John: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Sean: OH MY GOD CHARLES FELL OFF!!!

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Arthur, setting down a card: Ace of spades

John, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Sean, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Charles, trembling: What are we playing

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Arthur and John Being Brothers

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Hello! This is my first post ever on here! I hope you all really enjoy it and, please, feel free to tell me what you think or suggest some other headcanons! 

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Young John gets sick...

- I would like to imagine that, initially, when John wakes up in the middle of the night and gets sick everywhere, he would try and just fix it himself. 

- He’d most likely try and clean it up with a dry rag, but once he sees it’s just seeping deeper into the fabric of the bed, he knows he needs to get some help. 

- He will, reluctantly, leave his room and, slowly, do the walk of shame down to Dutch’s or Hosea’s room.

- When he approaches Dutch’s room, John gets too scared to wake him up. He knows Dutch already works hard and is always busy, he doesn’t want to ruin Dutch’s deserved rest. 

- So, he goes to Hosea’s room, hoping that maybe he can pluck up the courage to go inside and wake him up. John does, in fact, gain the courage to open the door and walk inside the room up to the bed. But once John sees Hosea sleeping, he gets nervous again. Hosea also works hard and he’s older, he should get the most rest out of everyone. 

- John, defeated, walks back to his room, not knowing where to go from here. But then he remembers Arthur. 

- Sure, Arthur works hard, but he’s young and an asshole to John. In John’s mind, out of everyone here, Arthur deserves the least sleep. 

- John, with a shit eating grin, will walk down the hall to Arthur’s room. Just as he opens the door, he puts his sad face on. 

- John taps Arthur on the arm lightly, mumbling a quite “Arthur...” 

- Arthur will scrunch up his face and toss and turn a little. He will groan and open his eyes a little, scoffing when he sees John standing over him. 

- “I frew up...” John will say.

- Arthur will scooch over and pat the bed “Yeah yeah, whatever...jus-jus’ come ‘ere an’ sleep.” Arthur will, sleepily, mumble barely opening his eyes. 

- John will hesitate at first. He’s never laid next to Arthur before and this was honestly one of the nicest things Arthur had done with John. 

- John will come into the bed and just lay on his back looking up the the celling for a while, until he falls asleep. 

- In the morning...let’s just say Arthur woke up in a puddle of John’s last meal.