#hoseamatthews

[owenwilsonkisser]

Gay old men...hay..

[roamingtigress]

At first, Dutch was like 'you can't catch me!'

And then he was like:

:)

[2demondogs]

Pet Name Headcanons | Arthur, Dutch, Hosea

A/N: Gender-neutral reader. I wanna do these for most of the gang but didn't know a good "grouping" so I went with the old guard fellas first. GIF cred: 1 / 2 / 3.

Sweetheart, honey, sugar, pretty lady / handsome man, my girl / man, sunshine, moonshine for flavor, physical traits (freckles, shortstack, etc.)

It leaves a weird taste in Arthur's mouth to be less than genuine about these things. If it doesn't fit you, he won't say it. If it isn't the right time, he won't call you a nickname. If he doesn't feel particularly struck by affection-- he won't say anything just to be cute.

The right time to him is usually when you're alone or around company you both trust. If you're upset or hurt, he'll lay it on extra thick because he feels useless with verbal comfort and it helps communicate that he cares.

His catalogue isn't too broad, and he tends to stick with casual, but overall sweet pet names.

He'll probably get used to anything you call him, but I can't imagine he'd be too keen on it being debuted in front of someone else. He'd rather chew on how it makes him feel in private company first.

Darlin', beautiful, gorgeous, angel, baby, dove, lamb, variations of your name, my love, my dear, make anything possessive and he'll say it

Dutch always has something new to call you, whether it's from reading, overhearing a couple in town, or a song. He would be more unwilling to admit that he sees a lot of things that remind him of you, and that's where some stranger nicknames have come from.

Where Arthur's names are youthful, at least for the time, Dutch is a middle-ground between him and Hosea. He tends to go for old money type endearments more than old coot -- ones that carry the sense of high class that he ironically wants to maintain. Because of course, he overthinks even this.

His possessiveness is largely insecurity, so he drops a my in front of any name he calls you in public. It's typically a steady stream of endearments. Honestly, sometimes you wonder if he's forgotten your first name.

In the vain of maintaining images, he'll be fine with whatever you call him in private, in the end. In public, he will get very uncomfortable with certain names. Maybe don't call him Old Girl.

Dear, darling, m'love, my girl / my man, old girl / old man, babe, honey, sweetheart, precious, my heart, peach, handsome man / pretty girl

Hosea is a bit older, and it shows. His choices in endearments are usually saccharine and the type people only like to say after making a commitment.

Timing doesn't concern him. If it's clearly an inappropriate time, that's different. Usually, though, it's second-nature to call you the first kind thing that comes to mind.

He says your name often. He likes it because it's, well, you as a word can get. Mister/Miss and your last name is another common occurrence, though usually in a playful way.

He doesn't care what you call him or when. Well, if it's really out there, he might -- mostly, he's content that you want to refer to him as anything but his name. A reminder that you're sweet on him is always a good thing. It's like a verbal kiss on the cheek to him.

[dilflovingmisandrist]

Item: A Fancy Mirror Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

Which video game character do you most identify with (and why, if you like)?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

i have never heard of this so called mystery cat... but i do love an excuse to talk abt my interests😚

first one that comes to mind is definitely my king sean diaz. reason being i too am an older sibling full of regret and always worrying abt the consequences of my actions (yes i'm aware that is like... the point of the game) but more so i resonate cause he is so freaking awkward nerdy dork chill freak😱 i love him dearly

it does feel wrong to not mention my goat HOSEA MATTHEWS!!! i mainly resonate with feeling kind of out of control and disregarded, pushed to the sidelines (in the least depressing way possible) i also relate to how worrisome and unintentionally caring this diva is. rest in peace my legend...

[firenorartist]

~ Vandermatthews ~

Dutch : We did it, Hosea.... We saved ourselves, and we reached Tahiti....

Hosea : Yes... It's exactly like we're dreaming about... And it's because of you... Thank you

Dutch : I could never make it without you, old partner ❤️

An alternative happy ending💜

For the two gay dads of the gang 😆

[thedogtorwho]

All the main characters I've drawn from Red Dead Redemption 2 so far! 🤠

[rockstarmakeshotcharacters]

Rdr2 Incorrect Quotes

I love these so much so I wanted to do some of my own! I used a generator since I’m not creative enough to come up with these on my own. But I did amend them in a way that I think would make sense. Hope you enjoy them!

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Arthur: Can I be frank with you guys?

John: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Dutch: Can I still be Dutch?

Hosea: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Arthur: Dammit, John!

John: What?! It wasn’t me!

Arthur: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Sean!

Sean: Not me either.

Arthur: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Charles: *whistles*

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Arthur: Have you seen a person named 'John' around here?

Hosea: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Dutch: It looks fine to me?

Hosea: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

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Arthur: I just ended a four year relationship.

John: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Arthur: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Dutch and Hosea fighting from across the room*

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Arthur, about John: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Dutch: Are we stealing them?

Hosea: New or used?

Arthur: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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*The squad right before Arthur's wedding*

John: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Dutch: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Hosea: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Charles : I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Sean, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

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John: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Charles: Alright.

John: TraitorSayWhat?

Sadie : Excuse me?

John: What?

Charles:

John:

John: No wait-

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Arthur: *Gently taps table*

John: *Taps back*

Sean: What are they doing?

Charles: Morse code.

Arthur: *Aggressively taps table*

John: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Arthur: Truth or dare?

John: Dare

Arthur: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

John: Hey Sean

Sean, blushing: Yeah?

John: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Charles

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Arthur: Is stabbing someone immoral?

John: Not if they consent to it.

Sean: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Charles: YES?!?

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Arthur: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

John: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Sean?

Sean: Probably “road work ahead”.

Charles: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Arthur: Shit.

John: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Sean: OH MY GOD CHARLES FELL OFF!!!

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Arthur, setting down a card: Ace of spades

John, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Sean, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Charles, trembling: What are we playing

[outlaws1863]

“Pair of hucksters trying to rob each other, back in 78’ or there about.” #outlawsforlife #reddeadredemption2 #reddeadphotography #rdr2 #rdr2photography #hoseamatthews #dutchvanderlinde #curzondobell #benjaminbryondavis #rockstargames