joyous glunkings @rocky-mountain-elk - Tumblr Blog

grisping 37 elks

elkaholic | 25 | he/him | gay

rocky.mountain.elk on discord

Things I'm glunking about:

𐂂 Mostly elk, but also my other beloved ungulates, like caribou, muleys, pronghorns, bovines and equines

𐂂 Yellowstone, but mostly Rip Wheeler, who I am Normal about

𐂂 Brokeback Mountain

𐂂 Smokey and the Bandit

𐂂 Doctor Champ from Bojack Horseman, the backstory/AU I've created for him, and my OC, Buck (lovingly referred to as my mind ungulates)

Playlist of my fave songs ->

Below the cut -> BJHM AU content, Elk Glunking videos, tag system reference!

#my silly little intro post for new blog #Youtube

macabrevampire

i'm like if someone who was incredibly clingy and obsessive was also incredibly avoidant and elusive

#fuck

polybius-on-gameboy-deactivated

“I think America should be taken by Canada instead” No, I think America should be returned to its Indigenous tribes, while Canada should return to the First Nations, the Inuit and the Métis.

“I think America should be taken by Denmark instead” No, I think America should be returned to its Indigenous tribes while Denmark returns Greenland to the Kalaallit, the Tunumiit and the Inughuit.

“I think Texas should be taken by Mexico” No, I think Texas should be returned to the Apache.

“I think Florida should be taken by Cuba” No, I think Florida should be returned to the Seminole.

“I think the Blue states should form their own country” No, I think the Blue states should return to the Chinook, the Yakama, the Nimíipuu, the Pomo, the Chumash, the Diné, the Wôbanaki, the Massachuset, the Haudenosaunee, the Pequot, the Lenape tribes, and the Inuit, the Unangax̂ and the Tlingit tribes of Alaska.

Stop roleplaying colonialism with a leftist coat of paint and give land back to its fucking Natives.

freakoutgirl

i'm a bad person but i never leave the house so it's fine

shitilyposting

"I don't wanna bother you"

Have you considered that this is how your presence feels?

#I need to be told this

freakoutgirl

simple asks to help bolster ask culture again

Do you like me

moniquill

baba-fett

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

paranormal-taters

specifically this kind of bonk.

humanityinahandbag

Reblonk

ourskiesaboveus

actually, caesar was stabbed 60 times. it just looked like 23 because, after the tumblr update,

menacevessel-deactivated2020083

HOGS IN THE BOG

#ungulating

sliversoakley4

servals

🦌 elk & sagebrush sprites! for a personal project I’ve been slowly working on!

#SO SO WONDEERFUL #truly elkcellent...#i love this #ungulating

inkskinned

i actually… love people who double or triple or infinity text … what are you excited about because i’m excited too! message me seven times please i’m glad you have a lot to say and i am willing to listen!!