portal fluid

ITS A GENETIC DISEASE MORTY.... ITS ALREADY IN YOU MORTY.... single and sad I will be cracking Rick Sanchez Rickorty shippers fuck off my page <3

[fizzalicious]

Introduction thingy bc i think i need one...

Hey guys I'm charlie, I swear I'm really nice so feel free to dm me

I go by any pronouns. Seriously, I don't care queen call me whatever

If I HAD to have a preference it would be he/they. But if that's too hard u can't use they/them like deadass

I am single but I'm also cupiromantic so don't flirt with me unless u want me. Ok ok

About Me!!

please PLEASE don't be creepy towards me

Im transmasc

DETAILEDLY I am genderfaun, which is basically a variation of gender fluid, just no female aligning genders <3

I am pansexual and cupiromantic

My favorite color is green

i fucking love music and if i don't have music i will cry myself to sleep every night

my top bands are: msi, nin, slipknot, big thief, the cranberries and smashing pumpkins

Top artists are: Mitski, will wood, adrienne lenker, gigi perez, laufey and lizzy mcalpine

i have no fucking idea what my fashion sense is so i just say im grunge and call it a day

im currently hyperfixated on Rick and morty + the owl house but my other fandoms are metal family, helluva boss (no i do not watch hazbin hotel you loser), omori, the hunger games, morel orel, south park, bojack horseman, f is for family, haunted hotel, gravity falls, stranger things, big mouth, smiling friends, heathers, solar opposites, demon slayer, avatar the last airbender, deltarune andddd undertale

no specific dnis just don't be creepy and we're fine

I don't care about proshippers or darkshippers genuinely, as long as its purely fictional, doesn't bleed into ur real life, and u don't push it on me u are free to interact with this page

Where I WILL get uncomfortable is if u do push it on me, darkships are not my cup of tea and if u try to give me reasons why its "canon" or ask me to talk about it with u after i specifically told u no, I will block you

I might try start taking requests soon if i get a drawing app and a stylus, I usually do traditional art but I wanna dabble in digital too

thanks for reading :)

[rainedravens]

"holy shit they finally confessed, what comes next--"

[itzzkaylaaa]

[evil-bread-offical]

Just doing my duties

@spiderman-offical @homosexuality-offical @evilducks-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @grim-reaper-offical @enjoyer-of-chaos-offical @edible-offical @emo-offical @keysmash-offical @labyrinth-offical @lies-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @rouxls-kaard-offical @ankle-biter-offical @an-alien-offical @aioverview-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @victorian-plague-dr-offical @valid-offical @victorian-child-offical

[spongeboblvr-32]

EWEWEWEWEWEWEW

the fact that some people are genuinely attracted to toddlers and saying they're valid is WILD

SPREAD THIS

@js-kota-ig77 @rainlilio @n1ghtl0v3r @walnut-pie-offical @zephyrsnothere @anonmous-offical @maroondd @crowns-of-gods-offical @paradingthroughstars @the-bard-is-bored @ghostboy-x3 @cat-found-in-an-allie @lemon-labias @delusional-rainbow-being @sharks-are-better-than-people @eepy-doll @shesaid999 @111dollboy @wrldonme @gore-and-suicide @kiwi-thefruit @mackonfire @wright-official @theresnolimittothewhimsy @weedleysnumberonefan @amehera @phalaropus-lobatus @sayahastoomanyblogs @texaschef-offical @faeriezone @hansenburger @wh0rerf4n @teenyterry @julbocken-offical @ribey3 @hardboiledapples @sk1nste4ler @jaehyp @mispronounced-minecraft-block @myblo0dispurple @pwppiiprincezz @astralcrescent @shameanddisgrace @apoc4lypiovarium

[gore-and-suicide]

EUGHHHH THAT IS JUST...EW. WTF.

@lokeeanalien @gartergnome @cyborgclone17 @cat-found-in-an-allie @chaos-triangle

[cyborgclone17]

@i-am-trashyy @sodascreen @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @tf2anddeltarunefan @1nkyraven @the-best-noob

[i-am-trashyy]

TYSM for tagging me

@im-garbage-trust @hawkeyedoodles @kale-of-the-forbidden-cities @xeniiangel @official-kovaxworx @shattered-glasswork @his-daring-little-mutt @cherryblosoomsworld @fluffymintthecat @pamiwerewolfybunterfly @catastrophic-blues7 @valehemorroide @catdisguisedasaduck @sharkinthewild @moonlitepaws @fefe-the-cat @kingkit7734 and LITERALLY EVERYONE I KNOW

[hell-dust]

EW WHAT THE FUCK

@div1ne-lady @xxinkys-ocsxx @fallingzeros @thecryingcl0wn @liloskull343 @drpelican27 @ep1cmorko @edandmollydeservebetter @futuristicallylovnit @fizzalicious @gecko-draw-and-sims @heavykitty @im-garbage-trust @jill-self-ships @kissingonclouds @liv2draw @lukiemcdookie @mapleliteblog @porcelain-and-roses @queenofshipsblog @red-sockman @sunny-the-strawberry @wellorganizedisaster @your-local-cattus-enjoyer @123bl-idk @2rexxer2

[fizzalicious]

im gonna be sick dawg wtf

(lowk dk who to tag but I hope my moots see this, PLS SPREAD THE WORD

[evil-bread-offical]

Just doing my duties

@spiderman-offical @homosexuality-offical @evilducks-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @grim-reaper-offical @enjoyer-of-chaos-offical @edible-offical @emo-offical @keysmash-offical @labyrinth-offical @lies-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @rouxls-kaard-offical @ankle-biter-offical @an-alien-offical @aioverview-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @victorian-plague-dr-offical @valid-offical @victorian-child-offical

[spongeboblvr-32]

EWEWEWEWEWEWEW

the fact that some people are genuinely attracted to toddlers and saying they're valid is WILD

SPREAD THIS

@js-kota-ig77 @rainlilio @n1ghtl0v3r @walnut-pie-offical @zephyrsnothere @anonmous-offical @maroondd @crowns-of-gods-offical @paradingthroughstars @the-bard-is-bored @ghostboy-x3 @cat-found-in-an-allie @lemon-labias @delusional-rainbow-being @sharks-are-better-than-people @eepy-doll @shesaid999 @111dollboy @wrldonme @gore-and-suicide @kiwi-thefruit @mackonfire @wright-official @theresnolimittothewhimsy @weedleysnumberonefan @amehera @phalaropus-lobatus @sayahastoomanyblogs @texaschef-offical @faeriezone @hansenburger @wh0rerf4n @teenyterry @julbocken-offical @ribey3 @hardboiledapples @sk1nste4ler @jaehyp @mispronounced-minecraft-block @myblo0dispurple @pwppiiprincezz @astralcrescent @shameanddisgrace @apoc4lypiovarium

[gore-and-suicide]

EUGHHHH THAT IS JUST...EW. WTF.

@lokeeanalien @gartergnome @cyborgclone17 @cat-found-in-an-allie @chaos-triangle

[cyborgclone17]

@i-am-trashyy @sodascreen @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @tf2anddeltarunefan @1nkyraven @the-best-noob

[i-am-trashyy]

TYSM for tagging me

@im-garbage-trust @hawkeyedoodles @kale-of-the-forbidden-cities @xeniiangel @official-kovaxworx @shattered-glasswork @his-daring-little-mutt @cherryblosoomsworld @fluffymintthecat @pamiwerewolfybunterfly @catastrophic-blues7 @valehemorroide @catdisguisedasaduck @sharkinthewild @moonlitepaws @fefe-the-cat @kingkit7734 and LITERALLY EVERYONE I KNOW

[hell-dust]

EW WHAT THE FUCK

@div1ne-lady @xxinkys-ocsxx @fallingzeros @thecryingcl0wn @liloskull343 @drpelican27 @ep1cmorko @edandmollydeservebetter @futuristicallylovnit @fizzalicious @gecko-draw-and-sims @heavykitty @im-garbage-trust @jill-self-ships @kissingonclouds @liv2draw @lukiemcdookie @mapleliteblog @porcelain-and-roses @queenofshipsblog @red-sockman @sunny-the-strawberry @wellorganizedisaster @your-local-cattus-enjoyer @123bl-idk @2rexxer2

[fizzalicious]

should I start posting content abt my ocs highkey

[sihain]

Having a queer character believe he won't find love and proving him right is not good writing.

Having a character grow up in solitary confinement and then ripping her away from the only family she's ever known to live a life of solitude once again is not good writing.

Having a character be in love with his best friend and then just compare it to a high school crush is not good writing.

Having Eleven say that Mike has always been the person who truly understood her after showing us in the previous seasons that he only sees her as a superhero IS NOT GOOD WRITING.

Having two girls be abused by a man with power for the majority of their lives only to leave them dead and alone as a direct consequence of the trauma they suffered IS VILE WRITING

[spongelll]

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

[be-more-miis]

evan hun I don’t think that was a joke

[tboyyearning]

jared being like no evan we're not friends we're family friends is so fucking funny when he spends the entirety of the show demonstrating that he knows evan really well he's just really fucking mean about it. talking about evan's report on daisy buchanan. trying to talk him down from the panic attack. being evan's point of contact for everything. and he wants to continue to get to know him better. it's why he invites evan to his house to get wasted. it's why he volunteers to write those fuckass emails. it's why he helps him start that fucking charity when he knows if they just let the situation fade into obscurity they would be in the clear. everything he does, he does for evan. and that's why he feels so betrayed when evan starts to cut him out. because he denies being evan's friend so hard he ends up manifesting it.

[awwria]

[mortyprimesblog]

[roriz7]

it blew up in 2024

[stringalink]

don't forget don't forget don't forget don't forget don't

[starleska]

Kris cannot catch a fucking break can they 😂😂

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[pebleeee-deactivated20151227]

do they smoke weed?

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

Yes, actually.

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

[gccgrimm-deactivated20160818]

They don’t look like they smoke weed.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.

[madamekagamine]

Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING 

[19leahjade96]

Well that escalated quickly……

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

[jackaxed]

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.

and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.

“the goo pile that is now your body”

i’m dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot… *leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

[anemonequeen-moved]

this dude playin omg 

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still  at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you.  I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*

[fizzalicious]

Thoughts on the newest rick and morty ep.... It was really cute. I liked seeing the contrast in head vs body, heart vs brain, that kind of thing. Also love to see a summer-centric episode because my girl deserves spoil much more screentime. also PLEASEEE let her internalize that letter Ricks body gave her it was so sweet :((

aint no WAY Rick sucked his own dick bro😭 genuinely how self centered do you have to be

Morty seemed pissed off this episode... Kinda fed up. I really hope he breaks out of that toxic ass relationship or at least takes a break to have Rick figure his own shit out because Rick has genuinely been abusing himself and taking his shit out on others this season.

The only thing that didn't make sense and i didn't like was the very end of that episode. It just felt unneeded and really random, and had no correlation to the main theme of this episode.

Aside from the ending, another banger! Even though it was a bottle episode, I'm excited and scared to see the final ones. Four more to go bro😭