Conrad Achenleck

#theworldismyfuckingashtray #//omG no ur good

Why should I believe YOU, huh?

...Thermals?

brittsmemes

Tell me the main thing you like about how I play my muse

#meme

zonkout

Lew Dolin interior

hannawolfcross-deactivated20200

A Wild Conrad Appeared

@roclite

“Gnee! Hey Conrad! What’s up?” The werewolf wagged his tail as he beamed at the vampire.

“...What is this? Is this some kind of a joke?” This was Hanna wearing some sort of Halloween costume, right? Right.

#hannawolfcross #//heyoo

whatever you say, sparkledust

make time to practice, only way it’s gonna happen

Sparkledust. Really.

I know that! Even when I’m a bat it’s difficult to fly, so that’s the next step.

dont get your panties in a twist i do this to literally everyone

i never said i was going to be helpful so there’s that

have you tried practicing?

I don’t care that you do it to everyone. I don’t want you to do it to me.

I have... a little. It’s hard to practice with my busy schedule.

oh i’m sure you are i’ll call you whatever i want, fancyfeast

yeah but how long is that gonna last, can’t avoid it forever

No you will not. You’ll call me by my name.

I can’t, but I don’t know how else to go about this. You’re not being very helpful, you know.

...Then again, when are you.

should probably work on that, cupcake

i mean what if you’re doing something important then poof bat and it gets you killed

or you’re on a date

how embarrassing would that be

#theworldismyfuckingashtray #//connie is a grump

You think I’m not working on it?! ...Don’t call me cupcake.

I’m avoiding any sort of situation where changing into a bat wouldn’t be ideal, so I don’t have to worry about that. Thanks.

as if it wasnt inevitable

still dont have the hang of that huh?

No. No I haven’t. It’s a real pain in the ass.

is this the part where you complain about turning into a vamp cos if so imma grab some runes and tune out

#theworldismyfuckingashtray #//thats okay!!

“The part where”, like I complain all the time about being a vampire. I don’t care all that much. But I could do without spontaneously turning into a bat every now and again.

Guess who is a bat again.

#Jesus Christ. I hate this.#*blogging

whooshywoosh

have you ever just felt irritated by everything and you don’t know why?

All the time.

#whooshywoosh

strfeless-blog

i have the solution you take your hand and ball it up into a tight fist aim it towards you instead, its almost like youre in a fist fight but you get blasted with a confuse ray and now you have to hit yourself in confusion every other swing sock yourself in the middle of the forehead and you should be cured i havent actually tested this but someone needs to

#*blogging #Now I get to spend my afternoon cleaning my living room.

I’m not punching myself in the face. I’m not an idiot. Though I do believe that the person who thinks of this solution should be the one to test it out on himself, no? Would you do the honors, Dave?

#strfeless

I can’t get back to sleep because of this damn headache, so good afternoon, everyone.

#*blogging

I woke up to my stomach growling, attempted to have a snack, and once again, accidentally ripped the bag open. Will I ever get the hang of this????

korybantic-blog

We gotta do what we’s gotta do for our dinner, huh? Happens. Man. Wal-Mart is something else, though. I once worked in the deli there, and I ended up getting so mad at this lady I pretty much jumped over the counter in a round with her. Eheh. She straight up called me a fucking moron, no words fudged, and I don’t even remember what I said to her. I just remember the manager pulling me back from getting in her face, and told me I should go take a break.

Like, basically she wanted me to cut her lunch meats longer than the bag is, and still expected me to lay the meat in the bag perfectly flat. AKA, do the impossible. She’d point out how it was curling at one end, like that totally matters anyway, and just. Ugh.

So, Target’s not the worst, but retail in general sucks, yeah. Someone’s gotta do it, though.

Heh, I thought you’d find that pretty cool, anyway. … Actually, I think rodite is an available URL, if Tumblr’s not lying to me. Though I kinda like roclite, too. I don’t know; but anyway, I figured some trivia makes everyone’s day more tolerable.

Also.

#korybantic #Hm... the song isn't SO bad.#Calling me Sunshine would've been ironic.

Huh. I’m surprised. I don’t think I’ve ever really seen you get seriously angry with someone. I can’t imagine you going off on a customer like that. Enough where the manager had to hold you back, no less. I’m surprised you didn’t get fired right off the bat. You must’ve had a nice manager.

I had someone who tried to get me to give them a deal on a television, and a camera. Completely unrelated items, and they wanted me to take off of the price, because they were buying them at the same time. People will do anything to try and get a bargain, let me tell you.

I’m just glad I got out of there.

Huh... what do you think I should do? I do like roclite, but rodite would have a better explanation, and make relatively more sense.

whooshywoosh

patience would probably help too, but i really don’t have that much when it comes to drawing. i’ll just admire what other people do.