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indie blitzo / pfp art by illuminocti

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          𝐈'𝐌 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀      𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇𝐎,      𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐄,                         𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐎   𝐎𝐔𝐓   𝐌𝐘   𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃                                       𝐈 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓   𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐈𝐓   𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐄,                                                     𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐍'𝐓   𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇   𝐓𝐎   𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐃

art cred.  1 / 2

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tempting offer !

“     yeah ?     ”            though he’s certain how blitz’s hip jump up to ride against the back of his ,  zo takes a slow sip of his coffee from mug ,  hiding smug-ass smile behind the rim .   he can tell just how needy his other self gets around his expertise and acrobatic doppel ,  and although his circus contortionism never died off ,  zo certainly likes to keep that zesty spark alive when it came to enticing fellow boss .

slurp bubbles and burbles caffeine as he chooses to ignore how fellow imp fills out his backside and tries to manipulate a sound out of him ,  opting to instead snake his own tail around  HIS  waist to gently squeeze his waistline and remind him  zo isn’t always the sub .                  “     can’t entirely focus on moxxie’s performance when you’re shaking up my resolve ,  smegma - smug .   b’sides ,  who’s gonna keep watch for m&m office fucking when you’re too neck-deep in my pussy folds ?     ”

[hcppyhotel]

                           𝐖𝐄’𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐅𝐄 !

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nice one .

               ❝  yeah,  yeah  –  your  MOMMY  told  you  that  one  ?  oh  wait  –   ❞

“     mama didn’t raise no pussy boy ;   at least my circus wife of a mother didn’t abandon me at some rat-shit hotel off the freeway in the human world and left her hell-born demon spawn to fend for herself off a cum-stained carpet .     ”

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old flame .

               ❝  if  you  guys  think  your  elementary  school  insults  effect  me,  you  need  to  TRY  HARDER.  ❞

“     your cunt tastes like plaque and you smell like tooth decay ,  so .   anyone who focuses on your attitude instead of your skank stank is  CLEARLY  iron deficient .     ”

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turns up the volume .

❝    wanna    get    your    brains    fucked    out    to    the    rhythm    of    cbat    ,    baby    ?    your    favorite    ,    i    know    .    ❞

he’s not listening ,  he’s too focused on the funky sounds the song plays .         he does have his ass though .

[moxxisms]

— “ How did y- what??? Sir, how did you even DO this, you’re not supposed to be able to send things like this. ”

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. -- : @hellblitz :   tail brushes against zo' jaw playfully as breath fans across red skin . ❝ your turn to stalk moxxie , baby . ❞

hhhhholy fuuuuck .  .  .  his breath washes like ambrosia to hellish soul ,  sin melting over his form and practically strokes clit with words alone .   zo shudders  DEEP ,  and in the bliss of it all a squeamish feminine sound escapes in anguished sigh .         “     damn ,  blitz --     ”

“     haven’t even sawn my wood this morning and you’re already passing the baton ?     ”

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missed you too .

— “ I do not have the time, NOR the patience today for this. ”

“     still commando ,  by the way .     ”

                  “     just thought i’d let you know .     ”

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. -- : @blitzisms !

“     fucking  CUNT !     ”

          “     you’re not allowed to  LAUGH AT ME  in the squidward voice .     ”

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finder’s keepers .

“You’re not getting a Christmas present this year.”

“     that’s fine ,     ”

          “     i’ll shave ,  like ,  half off your holiday bonus so i can buy my own .     ”

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low blow ,  smegma-slut .

“How the fuck would you know how much dick and pussy I’ve been getting huh?” She glared. “I’ve had dicks a million times better than your pencil dick and funny that you mention eating ass since you couldn’t even be bothered when we were dating!”

lips tug into a deep frown ,  clearly upset by how verosika digs at what he lacks and what he’s tried to make up for with silicone and straps .   way to dig at his dick-size ,  something he CAN help ,  but finds comfort in what measurements he’s chosen .

“     okay ,  NOT TRUE .   there were nights you were too drunk to care when i offered ,  or you’d be so sloshed you forgot to douche first .   self cleaning is self care ,  bitch !     ”

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loopholes ,  babycakes !

“Ya wanna draw somethin’? Draw one of your horses.”

deal .

cue him scribbling up a horse with a gigantic horse cock ,  elongated and stretching to give moxxie a grade-a golden shower.

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oh you sweet innocent succubitch .

“If anyone around here is a 10 it would be me.”

“     you ,  a ten ?     ”                 this is gonna be good .

“     verosika ,  if you were a ten ,  you’d have men and women lining up to eat your ass flakes instead of needing to wipe .  you’d be constantly riding someone’s dick like you owned a jewish deli ,  ALWAYS getting that last slice of fuckpig .   but by the lack of cum chub you’ve got growing down in that potbelly ,  i’d say you’re slacking off with mediocre lays and quick flings .     ”

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way to kill a mood .

She proceeds to slam a large knife into the notepad. “There. MUCH better.”

well ,  there goes leaning onto hand .           wowzers ,  what a dick chafe  --  man’s just wanted to doodle in  PEACE .

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. -- : @hclluva !

“     ah - ah !   no touchy .     ”

usual deal-keeper lids his eyes ,  attempts to lure stolas into a sense of security by dragging a slender digit down the side of owl’s arm ,  the gentle staccato of his touch enough to egg on goosebumps .   zo hums as he watches goetia for reaction ,  to which tail whips to and fro ,  dominant keeping track of where submissive avian’s hands remain and marks distance between hinmself and stolas’s crave for contact by stepping two steps away with each upward shrug of the owl’s arms .           “     good little goetias get rewards for listening ,  y’unno .   i’ll make it worth your while ‘r sum’n come next full moon .     ”

blah blah ,  filler episode .   let him have some time to spoil himself before he satisfies hungry horn-dog of an owl .

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. -- : @ladiesofhell :   "He's more like a minus 10." Vero be nice!

“     you’re doin’ great ,  sweetie .     ”

          in his mind ,  every negative digit adds onto his dick length .