I AM NOT A SMART BOY
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I AM NOT A SMART BOY
Me: walks into my therapists office and spams the I need healing button
when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree
I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right
My name is Inigo Montoya. You will board my boat, sail across the world, and return the heart of Te Fiti.
my name is Moana Montoya, you will board my father, prepare to sail, and die
of course im familiar with the seven deadly sins!! the munchies, super pissed , naps, thinking yr hot shit, thinking your friend is hot shit and being mad about it, capitalism, and big sexy
Night is longing, longing, longing, beyond all endurance.
Henry Miller, from The Rosy Crucifixion Trilogy; “Sexus,” (via weltenwellen)
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Aries: bold and dark hues, combat boots, horror / gore movies, adrenaline rushes, winged eyeliner, aggressive/angsty music, plump lips, long eyelashes Taurus: ankle booties, vintage dresses, pastel hues, comfort foods, hipster fashion, floral and musky scents, sensual/slow music, long hair, acrylic nails, clear skin, old books Gemini: succulents, huge glasses, braids and buns, small tattoos, indie music, deep conversations, SUVs, vegan foods, bright eyes, flirty glares Cancer: cool toned eyeshadows, family keepsakes, soft blankets, oversized shirts, beach visits, coffee, cheek kisses, movie marathons, good morning texts Leo: sharp contour, bold wings, curly/wavy hair, luxurious decor, king sized bed, 100+ notifications, selfies, full coverage makeup, expensive clothes Virgo: minimalism, a library for a room, intellectual conversations, classic art and music, poetry, short hair, natural makeup, documentaries, science fiction Libra: pink/red hues, lace, silky hair, popularity, fruity / sweet scents, charisma, fine arts, nude lips, velvet Scorpio: alternative / grunge fashion, mysteriousness, conspiracies, drama, tattoos, dark hues, smokey eyes, late night conversations, sharp jawlines, alluring eyes Sagittarius: road trips, parties, humorous or adventurous movies, pop punk / indie music, smudged eye makeup, philosophical questions, energy, nose piercings Capricorn: classic rock, commitment, scarlet lips, leggings, hair in a bun, secret kinks, grey / black hues, popular reputations, work ethic
Aquarius: conspiracy theories, unsual styles, mystery, rebellion, friendship, metallic hues, holographics, quirkiness, wide eyes, abnormal features Pisces: halo eyes, light hues, jewelry, soft hair, sweet scents, fantasy novels, innocence, sweet nothings
Mice in Flowers
but who are you, anyway?
as hard as it can be to believe, you are not hard to love. people do not find it tiring to adore you. far from it, as love is about understanding; you are a complex being made from something beautiful, and even with your flaws, people do not grow weary of loving you. they love you much more than your mind makes you believe. so it’s okay not to be perfect, trust me- they’ll understand just as you understand and commit to them even when they are not at their best. that’s what love’s all about!
Aries: A veil hangs, atom-thin, over your head and shoulders. Some nights a voice ripples through it, muffled, calling the name you bore in some other world. You’ll pause, just for a moment, as if you remembered something and forgot it, all at once.
Taurus: You’re changing slowly. Pavement grows harsh against your feet, and the sharp angles in buildings and streets become strange to your eyes. The loamy forest floor bore your footprints one thousand years ago, and awaits your return. This ill-fitting body cannot keep you captive forever.
Gemini: The ghosts in your lungs grow restless, and you’ll hear their strained voices each time you exhale. They’ll urge you towards dark trees and rainy parking lots after nightfall. These are only passengers—remember this life is yours, and you may walk where you choose.
Cancer: In the far away hills, there stands a deer which shares your breath and blood. It hears each word you speak, knows the scent of your skin, feels every aching bone. Its body is a vessel, and it turns about in endless circles on the slick moss, waiting for your call.
Leo: Overcast skies whisper to you and thick clouds churn overhead in the direction you walk. You will be the first to understand their warnings, sent down through chilled air that prickles your flesh. You’ll know what approaches, but only just before it arrives.
Virgo: After dark, a house appears on the horizon, black and angular with impossible geometry. Yellow light streams from its windows and hazy figures flicker and flow from room to room. One of them is shaped like you, and beckons from the open door. Don’t look at it for long.
Libra: Phantom limbs stretch out from your body, appearing and vanishing in ways you feel but cannot see. Their long, timid fingers reach into a sightless void, searching the unseen spaces. Do not let them travel far, and pull away when you feel something reaching back.
Scorpio: A strange musk and the creaking floor in the next room tells you that you’re not alone. They’re coming closer than they have before, but you’ve known these specters since childhood, and remember them along the roadside at night—just beyond the headlights, eyes button-round and gleaming wetly.
Sagittarius: Crows will hang pine boughs at your window, and watch how you receive them from afar. Bring them inside, braid them into a ring, and place it under your pillow as you sleep. You will travel with these birds in dreams, black and glossy and pure, and wake with the smell of smoke and resin in your hair.
Capricorn: New thoughts will come to you, sprouting tender and pale from the cloudy water in your head. They grow toward the light with a yearning you feared was gone. Rest beside windows, and strange blossoms will unfurl behind your eyes.
Aquarius: In a damp thicket you’ll find clumps of dark hair, tangled and pressed into the earth in the shape of a rabbit’s head. Encircle it with stones and pile soft dirt atop it, but be careful not to disturb its pattern. It will protect you if kept intact, but it is a curse if pulled apart.
Pisces: Animals weep in distant woods, and cry your name in voices never meant to speak. These sounds will trouble your heart, set it thrumming like a moth pressed under a hand, beg you to follow. Try not to listen—they lie beyond a threshold you cannot return from.
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