I'm strange, Dig it babe

[woodmeat]

what the fuk u even suppose to do with ur hands while ur getting ur dick sucked

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

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[everythingisterrible]

[toskaya-rusalka]

Friendly seasonal reminder

Don’t keep lilies in your house if you have cats.

They will die.

Even if they just breathe in the pollen. Or get it on their fur. They will fucking die. Do not do it.

[lipstickstainedlove-deactivated]

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

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I did not know this reblogging

[imperialbear]

“… the most toxic household plants for cats is the common lily. In fact, eating as little as two or three leaves from the flowers can result in liver failure and, if left untreated, can have a fatal outcome for cats.” (Source: PetMD) 

Please take care of your feline friends!

[stability]

me: *seriously vents to a friend*

me: *ends it with a little joke to give them a quick escape from the awkwardness™*

[emmisnotshortforemma]

[frisbeecake]

I FOUND THE ORIGIN OF THIS MEME

[santa--muerte]

private messaging friends: lmaO so anryrywya im fuckgng crygn

private messaging someone for the first time: Hello, nice to finally talk to you! It's wonderful that we have the chance to communicate through this messaging service - anyway, enough of me blathering on like a fool, how are you?

[paradoxicalissue]

[santa--muerte]

Me: *minding my own business*

Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!

Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER'S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS

[themysteryoftheunknownuniverse]

[saintwicked]

Visit Original Link

[catsbeaversandducks]

This cat fell in love with a baby before he was born and now guards him all the time.

Photos by ©Liel Ainmar Assayag - Via Pregnancy Videos

[buddhabrot]

I can’t

[theslaybymic]

Watch: Black TMZ staffer schools his white coworkers over The Weeknd’s hair.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[blackguysloveblackgirls]

today in black history

[pretty-damn-eccentric]

I’m so happy that they show him calling them out and not cutting that bit out

[sandandglass]

[putacoolnamehere]

[lichtlucht]

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This makes you feel good

[weloveshortvideos]

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