From the desk at I.m.p.

The founder and manager of I.M.P Likes: horses ((This is a fan run Blitzø blog. Credit for the characters of Helluva Boss goes to Vivienne Medrano. Please support the official release))

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

(This is an OOC Post)

Welcome

All Credits to Blitzø Buckzo and the other cast members of Helluva Boss goes to Vivienne Medrano.

This is a character blog for Blitzø. A place to share little drawings and talks about missions that he has been on or about what is happening around IMP office or at home.

If you like the content here please don't hesitate to buy a coffee or a tea. (Blitzø would like something iced)

Thank you,

Din

P.s. ​🚨 NO SOLICITATIONS. Do not DM this blog trying to sell graphics, commissions, or promos. If you send a sales pitch, you are consenting to being trolled by Blitzø. I will make it weird, I will make it loud, and I will post the screenshots. Save your time and mine.

You've been warned. Real followers and roleplayers only.

[life-spire]

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

Ended up with two for the day

[thebanishedhoothoot]

And here we have the thrilling conclusion of Moxxies journey from reluctant Mafia heir to the assassination partner of none other than Blitz!

What will Blitz do with the treasure that's landed in his lap? What will life bring for the team now that the story has concluded? You'll have to watch for those answers in the next instalment of the Hell-a-Noir AU: Helluva Mafia!

There will be blood, there will be emotion, and perhaps most important of all...there will be love stories of the deepest passions!

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

Stols, your writing style is too fancy. Too many fancy ass words. Seriously though did Mox give you ideas for this part of your story? And what in the seven rings would I run a mafia? I run an assassination business.

[thebanishedhoothoot]

It's called using your imagination, dear. You know that thing we used in bed all the time? Besides, it's fun and it keeps me occupied between your...shall we say...colorful reports.

Oh! Since I have you here, I would like to ask when first paycheck is?

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

​First of all, STOLS. Do NOT bring up our bedroom "imagination". People do not need to knw.

​And second of all, what do you mean “colorful reports”?! My after-action mission reports are highly professional documents! Its called visual storytelling.

And lastly here ive already spent the money on another horse figure that was limited run. Im sure you saw it in the living room near the TV.

[thebanishedhoothoot]

And here we have the thrilling conclusion of Moxxies journey from reluctant Mafia heir to the assassination partner of none other than Blitz!

What will Blitz do with the treasure that's landed in his lap? What will life bring for the team now that the story has concluded? You'll have to watch for those answers in the next instalment of the Hell-a-Noir AU: Helluva Mafia!

There will be blood, there will be emotion, and perhaps most important of all...there will be love stories of the deepest passions!

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

Stols, your writing style is too fancy. Too many fancy ass words. Seriously though did Mox give you ideas for this part of your story? And what in the seven rings would I run a mafia? I run an assassination business.

[midnightdrafts]

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

Iced coffee is wonderful

[thebanishedhoothoot]

Just in case you haven't seen it, Chapter 13 is available Darlings!

How will our hero react when his past comes calling with a mysteriously placed note?! Follow the story to find out in next week's thrilling two-chapter conclusion!!

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

Stolas didnt you already have this out? Why repost unless you rewrote part of it.

[rocy5]

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

Amazing animals. I really could just watch them for horses

[thebanishedhoothoot]

Do you mean "watch them for hours," Blitzø?

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

I...well it starts with the letter h. So..

[rocy5]

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

Amazing animals. I really could just watch them for horses

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

Ended up making a horse button.

[thebanishedhoothoot]

I'm so terribly sorry for the delay darlings! To make it up to you, I've released two chapters for your enjoyment.

We are rapidly nearing the end of this story. Moxxie has escaped jail with the help of the devilishly handsome Blitz, has joined his assassination business, and has left behind the shadow of the horrid mafia boss. It all seems to be wrapping up nicely, doesn't it?

But I must warn you...there are still a few chapters left before we can close Moxxie's story in this little noir universe.

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

I told you my dear Stols would make it to you. So that doesnt leave many chapters left of this story.

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

Hey all you tumblr readers. I know that you probably been wanting the next chapter of the fanfic that Stolas been working on. Stols isnt feeling well today so wasnt able to get the next chapter out. So he is hoping he will be able to get it out in the next couple of days. Also he does promise it will be worth your weight. Now im going to go see what he needs.

[rocy5]

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

Found these beauties when I was out doing a mission

[bhloomest]

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

Another iced coffee for monday.

[relatablejoe]

There are those who’ve known you forever but still can’t see what’s inside your heart ❤️, and then there are the ones who just need one look and instantly feel divine comfort ✨💫. Isn’t it crazy how some connections run so deep, even without saying a word? Cheers to the soul-readers and the heart-melters! 💖🩶

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

These two im in love with.

[thebanishedhoothoot]

The next chapter is ready, Darlings!

What plan does the devilishly handsome Blitz have in store for our wounded hero?

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

To save his ass is what. Though some of this sotry does sound very familiar to me.

[thebanishedhoothoot]

--Innocently looks away-- Well I may have had some Inspiration from Moxxie's account of how you two met...

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

So that very well explains why parts of that sounded familiar. Hey guess if if helps it helps

[geopsych]

Equine curiosity

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

On a mission somewhere and these to handsome ponies came to say hi.

[thebanishedhoothoot]

The next chapter is ready, Darlings!

What plan does the devilishly handsome Blitz have in store for our wounded hero?

[rodeoassassinblitzo]

To save his ass is what. Though some of this sotry does sound very familiar to me.