hot shame

[starrycattupabove-deactivated20]

tumblr when ur at home: heres some nature pics. heres this cat.

tumblr when you open it in public: H3RES MY LONG AWAITED CLIT REVEAL!! . HERES THIS GUYS ASS.

[kaijuno]

[depsidase]

[thememedaddy]

[averagefairy]

wishing everyone a very good luck getting through january-march without killing yourself

[averagefairy]

once again wishing everyone a very pleasant please don’t kill yourself

[ironmaidenhead]

[thememedaddy]

[eeeeecstacy-deactivated20121230]

[uhhuhhhhhh]

joanne needs to either straighten out her grandchildren or mind her own fucking business 

[rods-progeny]

Kath and Kim Drinking Game

1 Sip

Every time someone says ‘Hornbag’

Every time Kim opens the fridge.

Each word Trude and Prue rhyme

Every time Kath smokes with a washing glove on.

Each time Kath and Kel are interrupted before kissing.

When Kath or Kim’s underwear is visible.

Whenever something is ‘Nice, Different, Normal or Unusual’

Whenever someone mentions the ‘tut’

2 Sips

Every time Sharon slaps Kim

Every time Sharon eats the last of Kim’s food.

If anyone tells Sharon to Shut Up

When Sharon starts sobbing un-controllably

Whenever someone mentions Kim’s 1st best friend, Tina

3 Sips

Whenever Mandy peers over the fence.

Every time Kath Speed Reads

Whenever Sharon mentions her previous injuries.

Every time the newspaper is thrown terribly into the front garden

Shot

Every time it is pronounced ‘Kardonnay’

When Sharon ‘cracks open’ the ‘Tia Maria’  or a ‘Bottle of Baileys’

When Kath says ‘Look at moiii please, I’ve got one word to say to you’

Scull

Whenever there is an on screen pash.

Whenever Kim says ‘Ice Maiden’

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

whenever people talk about working in an office i never even consider what their office does. they work at Business doing Business Things. have Meetings and Drink Coffee. you are a cartoon character to me

[deathgasmic]

wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

[phantomrose96]

I love adding "Reddit" to the end of all my google searches I will never stop.

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Kissing you on the forehead

With teeth

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

From behind

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[afloweroutofstone]

[candyredterezii]

[maxdowt]

Tea party

[purplepokili]

fae court

[catrinecat]

The council to decide your fate

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

products are so bad now that i have to do approximately 8 hours of research before i buy anything