JUDAS APOLOGIST

jesse (whatever) mmmm tv mmm movie yum consume

[roymolloy]

heated rivalry has nothing on what lesbians were doing with kenstewy in 2023

[petezone]

this show is so fucking awesome im gonna puke

[tlirsgender]

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

[junglejim4322]

It’s really crazy to see how hard people flounder if you are even remotely confrontational like we have a generation of people who think they can communicate through passive aggressive games of telephone and insta stories and get scared if you tell them no. This sounds like something someone’s boomer grandpa would say but it’s true though

[littlegreen]

oasis documentaries: and this is how these ordinary guys from manchester became the biggest band in not just the UK, but the entire world. and this was completely and famously uncontested.

blur documentaries: well it wasn’t the best of times because in 1995 damon got stuck in a time loop where every single day he was paraded around in the streets walk of shame style while people played wonderwall from their windows. and it always ended the same. with noel gallagher personally shooting him dead in the town square. and on top of the whole time loop business graham got hit by another car

[matchagirl]

[depressedraisin]

someone should make a kenstewy edit to bittersweet bundle of misery. wouldn't that be funny

[stewykablooey]

fuck the other timelines we live in the timeline where ben affleck publicly ships kenstewy at an investment summit whilst being one half of history’s very own rpf kenstewy. there is something so cosmically potent here something beyond us in the works

[livelaughlothcat]

One of the most interesting things about Stewy and his relationship with the Roy’s to me is that he is the only lasting, sustained relationship that any of the kids were able to build outside of Waystar. Roman has Grace and then Tabitha but his most significant relationship in the show is with Gerri, who he not only meets through Waystar but he’s known his whole life. Him and Shiv have like, no friends and Shiv also meets Tom through Waystar. Kendall had Rava but their relationship is incredibly messy by the time the show starts and just gets worse as it goes on. Their godparents are from Waystar, they spend holidays with people from Waystar, Waystar is their whole world and they have nothing outside of it. Other than Stewy, who Kendall has known since primary school and has been in their lives since. Stewy is involved in the business, but that’s not how they meet him. He’s probably the only constant in their lives outside of Logan and Waystar. He’s the only person who seems to have, for some reason, stuck around

[8-bitbasil]

ive had an idea how bout instead of taking us over you give me 4billion dollars

[roysluna]

this isn’t just a random bathroom…this is history

[elephantsatsea]

stewy hosseini we miss you so much

[videolottery]

It probably feels good as fuck to lose your job and then lie to your wife about where you’re going every day and just ride the bus in a suit for hours and hours and hours

[innerchildabortionclinic]

target audience reached

[innerchildabortionclinic]

received a call from my marxist son's kindergarten teacher. she is concerned because he rearranged the wooden train track toys and lego people to create the "trolley problem" and asked his classmates philosophical and political questions, calling one classmate a 'total lib' for suggesting compromise

[seven-winged-liar]

save me bitching

[seven-winged-liar]

whining save me

[seven-winged-liar]

save me complaining

[francisforever2014]

queerbait me once. yay!!!!! queerbait me twice. YAYYYYY YIPPEE!!!!!!!!