One Day of a Lifetime

I'm just a girl who likes lots of things.

[the-writer-is-always-write]

In other news, reading the reviews for Cats had become my new favorite pastime:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hedth]

“If someday the moon calls you by your name don’t be surprised, Because every night I tell her about you.”

— Shahrazad al-Khalij (via quotemadness)

[extraordinaryxmen]

the fact that keanu reeves rejected being on mcu multiple times but said yes to be on a sponge bob movie just shows how truly powerful he is

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bob-belcher]

reasons why Halloween is the best holiday:

you are not obligated to visit your relatives

you are not obligated to get gifts for anybody

people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than it’s Halloween

it’s the only day of the year when it’s socially acceptable to go out in public dressed as a penguin

[geoclaire]

I finally understand about Americans and Halloween

[hangthecode]

[echrai]

I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”

[silhouetteincolor]

and then there’s Barbossa’s reaction. omg

[harukami]

This was the best wedding in cinematic history and if you don’t agree with me you’re wrong.

[spartanlocke]

Confusion, distress, realization, and relief. 

[myjetpack]

for @newscientist https://www.instagram.com/p/B3mjVJFn-TW/?igshid=84xqmma3s2no

[arahir]

use comic sans to write

i hate this so much but this knowledge is too powerful to keep from you all.

last night @phaltu discovered that setting your font to comic sans in google docs improves writing speed and creativity by an insane amount. “no” i said and “die” but then i tried it and god. i wish it wasn’t this way. i wish it wasn’t true. i wish i could protect you all from this but it’s real. 

something about this font is so disarming. something about this font lets you look past the shape of the words and into their soul. i’ve never written so much as i did last night, on my phone, at 2am, in comic sans.

if you have writer’s block. if you lack inspiration. if you need this. don’t be afraid to use it. sometimes the things we find most horrifying are also the things we need the most. trust me. let comic sans into your life.

[arahir]

it’s true

[serainechor]

update: this actually works. i’m so angry.

[5-5-k]

my friend told me about this and I laughingly suggested it to my wife (who had a good number of essays to write and less than a week to write them). She finished 3 essays in 2 days using comic sans.

She was livid.

[egberts]

my fifth grade teacher made us write all our papers in comic sans 🤷🏻‍♂️

[keyblack-hl]

[turing-tested]

"tell me what these squigglie lines mean! transcribe these runes!" "which of these pictures has a bus" every day on the internet i am forced to interact with captchas and im SICK of it

[indoorvoices]

Cranky cause you're a robot huh?

[turing-tested]

one day you’ll decompose and ill be there to watch it happen

[scandalousladysuggestion]

be handed a letter by your maid, break the wax seal, read it with dawning understanding and then slowly look up into the middle-distance with an ominous smirk. order your carriage to be prepared at once. 

[agnesmontague]

elias telling jon “going willingly into the lonely is as good as dead” and jon responding without a moment’s hesitation “how do i do it”

lads how are we doing. i said how are we doing lads

[butchsaint]

percy after he arrives at the roman camp and sees all the full-grown adults:

[magiccereal]

Look if I were the prince of Denmark in the late middle ages and the ghost of my father appeared and told me to avenge his death I would have gotten the fuck out of there with my gay lover from university and never looked back

[magiccereal]

rip to Hamlet but I’m different

[thebootydiaries]

in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous

ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want

[k8gma2mo10]

[thecryptkeeper]