sometimes I go outside.

[onceuponmrswhit]

This is fun! Reblog with your poor explanation!

I enter codes so that dudes with hammers can have help when they’re sick or old.

[stjeffofthenorth-deactivated202]

I break your electric stuff when you don’t want it no more.

[standinginashaftoflight]

I tap very loudly on my keyboard so insurance vendors can fight each other for big-ass client business.

[ryanjjohn-deactivated20190323]

Three different sets of people yell at me about three separate things they want implemented. I then yell at a different set of people to do what the other people want done. Then I travel to the place to make sure the people I yelled at did what I told them to so I don’t get yelled at again.

[dogwithsharperteeth-deactivated]

I make my money from a company who makes its money by taking the money earned by people who trust them with their money. I also run reports on who makes more money and where they put it. Money.

[imightbebrilliant]

I run a team that makes people online feel like they need to click things for information. I then force them to consume extra things that they don’t want. I also spend a lot of time trying to not piss off very rich public figures with giant egos. 

[thisistheglamorous-deactivated2]

I use computers and mathematical equations that don’t make any sense to figure out how few people are needed to do a job so as little money is spent as possible

[♫ that’s the technology-being-use-to-exploit-workers-under-the-guise-of-efficiency raaaaagggg ♫]

[jigglebologna]

I use my extensive knowledge of a particular product to put outdated system admins out of work

[♫ that’s the i’m-going-to-be-the-first-against-the-wall-when-the-proletariat-rises raaaaaag ♫]

(sorry for ripping you off david)

(sorry not sorry)

[claviusrobinsky]

I encourage adults who act like children to act like adults.

[nicknameless]

I try to make online services make sense to mostly men who sell things really fast (currebt project).

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I tell people where books are.

[starstuffandalotofcoffee]

I make sure the machines that give off particles that might give you cancer give off the right amount of particles. Also I know how magnets work?

[beradan]

I put dirty books and movies/CDs into piles. If they are very dirty or broken, I put them in a special pile of shame. I’m in grad school so I can take the piles of dirty books and give them to other people.

[digitaldiscipline]

People who are bad with computers call me.

[copperbadge]

I stalk the wealthy. 

[trufflesmushroom]

I do the thing preschoolers do for fun, except not on a wall, and not with crayons, and I don’t get in trouble for it.

[marshyoftheblobs]

I stick things up animal’s asses.

[hecallsmehischild]

I run around between people who have trouble communicating trying to make sure the thing everyone is trying to communicate about gets done right and also I do anything else that anyone doesn’t have time for but needs done yesterday.

Before that I communicated between people who had trouble understanding how u mek internet sitez and people who made internet sites so that the people who had trouble understanding how u mek internet sitez got their very own internet sitez.

Before that I slapped meat and veggies together on bread and shoved it at people for money.

[keyblack-hl]

I draw smoke and water for 40+ hours a week.

[heroponazrion]

I read words off paper with enthusiasm

[estrogenpatchnotes]

I rearrange words in a box until the box does what I want

[mrkenyon]

You want to stop doing things.

I have to inconvenience you enough to convince you not to.

[theorangecoco]

I am Big Brother for Naughty Children.

[zannyblogging]

I try not to pull my hair out as I bring peoples brain farts to life.

[nzazza]

I hear sound and then I press a button just so I can shout SPEED.

[bloochikin]

I turn words into pictures

[sigfrialsavage]

i stuff your new things in to a big dark hole

[izzeibean]

I direct three grown babies to make sure you stay clean.

[rogueprotein]

I do math so we know where all the diarrhea is.

[rogueprotein]

Monti's Czardas played by The Kanneh-Masons

Hungarian dance played by The Kanneh-Mason family

How about something pure and awesome to break up this dirty, political atmosphere?

[rogueprotein]

Majestic Fat Pony in Dingle.

[rogueprotein]

Unfortunately, I have been pretty poor for some time now. While I can (and have) certainly make cutbacks in my own life (turning off the cable, not going out to eat or drinking alcohol, subsisting on mostly ramen noodles), it’s unfair for me to ask my cat to do the same.

I’ve had her for the last 7 years, several of which saw us in less lean times. At the moment, she’s in dire need of some veterinary dental work, and I can’t afford the immediate, out of pocket cost. I also don’t think I can successfully save enough money quickly enough to ease her discomfort while I’m working as a substitute teacher.

And so I’m asking for help. Any contribution helps, even if it’s just simply passing the word around. I’m not sure how much her dental work will cost, but I’ve set up a Go Fund Me page with a goal of $550. The link is here: https://www.gofundme.com/ku56af8g

I appreciate your time and compassion!

[rogueprotein]

Anyone ever have a moment where there’s something awesome happening, but no matter what you do, you just can’t get a good shot of it? After two hours, two lenses, and even an attempt with my glasses off, this is the best I’ve managed get so far. Tips?

[rogueprotein]

Welp. It sucks to be Franklin Martin today.

[northgang]

Buck Showalter, manager of the Baltimore Orioles, on race [x]

[baetology]

Wow! 👏🏾

[rogueprotein]

“Hey, you got anything for me?”

[rogueprotein]

[rogueprotein]

Cincinnati Zoo

[rogueprotein]

Cincinnati Zoo

[beautifuloutlier]

I want to note that the way the sex binary looks like it’s present throughout the animal world is that white scientists have a terrible habit of labeling everything “male” or “female” even when it makes no sense.

Like, by any reasonable metric, bees have three sexes: drone, queen, and worker. Workers are only labelled female because someone couldn’t abide the idea of something not being either one or the other.

And before someone calls “genetics” there are many species where both sexes have the exact same genetics, and even many where individuals can change reproductive capacity at will, and scientists suddenly have no problem calling the ones who grow eggs “female” even though they were “male” two weeks ago.

Some species of mammals reproduce asexually. They have only one sex. It is still called “female” because it makes babies even though one might reasonably ask why even make the distinction when every single individual makes babies just the same.

[tevruden]

That thing about bees is totally off though. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laying_worker_bee

[rogueprotein]

Uh, there are no mammals that reproduce asexually in nature. Only lab mice have been manipulated into that.

[rogueprotein]

Holiday gift for my mother. Minus watermark, of course.

[unexplained-events]

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

[sherlockismyholmesboy]

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

[cincinnatireds]

Jay Bruce would rather you not hit any home runs on his watch.

[rogueprotein]

Meet Scooter: troublemaker extraordinaire, and the bane of Tweek's existence.

[rogueprotein]

Jay Bruce & Skip Schumaker pregame