who the hell is bucky

Daria | 21 | entp | loves mcu. Sebastian Stan owns my ass. Chris Evans is the light of my life. i just have a lot of feelings okay tracking: rohgers

[nukua-deactivated20121023]

[tonystarking]

Steve Rogers vs Chris Evans - The Winter Soldier Gag Reel (x)

[flospughsadadad-deactivated2021]

Steve Rogers + powers and abilities

[adreamingdoe-deactivated2022061]

my heart is on 2%…

[mechinaries]

we can’t have 2 murder raccoons on one team

[brolinjosh]

Lady Luck, take the wheel.

[lezzginka]

me: this bitch is ruining my life

friend: omg who??

me: it’s.. . me

[ginervaweasley]

top 10 harry potter characters as voted by my followers       >> 8. Neville Longbottom

[tomriidle]

sirius black (b. 3 november 1959 - d. 18 june 1996)

[alwaysalir]

CUDDLING

[naesheim-isak]

[hpmemes]

tag yourself i’m swooping evil 

talking about my favorite character

[xaviersgift-archive-deactivated]

charles and erik + the onion headlines 4/?

[yawpyawp]

Concept: Some jackass shows Bucky how to make a blog and it becomes really popular. Not because it’s the blog of James Buchanan Barnes, American Legend, War Hero, Infamous Assassin, Alleged Terrorist. Nobody even knows it’s his blog. It gets really popular because people think it’s a really great shitpost generator or something. Because Bucky is just a Weird Fucking Person and everything he posts on his fucking personal blog comes off as somewhere between dril and Jaden Smith and people are like “this is some quality garbage right here” and thus Accidental Memelord Bucky is born.

[hellenhighwater]

Bucky posts things like

“What is wrong with bananas. I ate a banana today and it was Wrong. America why”

“Every time I put on my eye makeup it gets bigger. My whole face is eyeliner now.”

“Why does friendship feel so much like punching”

“When I wake up in the middle of the night I am either thinking ‘who am I? does my life have meaning?’ or “did I already eat all of the plums?’”

“Why are you so grumpy” they ask me. they do not realize this is just my Face.”

“I know i said i would give my left arm for a cup of coffee but i am more awake now and i would like my arm back please”

“I guess I must have done something horrible in a past life. I mean. I definitely did something horrible in this life, so. “

[yawpyawp]

OMG I LOVEEEE

[mewwitch]

YEEESSSSSSS!

“Guy in front of me won’t move his car seat up. I think that might still be upset about all those times I tried to kill him.”

“Got lectured by a guy who had been complaining about how things were Back In The Day. I don’t understand why he got upset. I too lived through the Great Depression and was drafted for the War.”

“The economy in this century sucks. Who exactly though another Stock Market crash was a good idea?”

“Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them. On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.”

“‘If you don’t behave we’ll send (mutual) after you.’ Jokes on them. I’m the one who trained to be an assassin in the first place.”

“Tried to buy a Chicken Dinner candy bar at the supermarket today. Turns out they were discontinued 54 years ago. Super bummed.”

“Wait. People were on the moon?! We got into space? There is a way off of this rock?! Why am I only just hearing about this?!”

“'Have you been living under a rock the past 50 years?’ No I was cryogenically frozen for 70. I don’t appreciate your tone young man.”

“My friend likes convincing people that I’m the Reckless one in our friendship. As if he won’t find an alley behind a bar to pick a fight in if I take my eyes off him for two seconds.”

[illustratedjai]

Tony. it was Tony what introduced him to blogging. 

[istezada]

I want this fic right now, please.

[rosewater1997]

I hate the trope in media of a Broken Man fixed by the healing touch of a selfless and loving woman like fix yourself you fucking lazy ass stupid head

[ignaciovarga-deactivated2021031]

the only victory of 2016

[mintymedley]

By accepting his Oscar, he unknowingly opened the seventh seal of the apocalypse.

[magess]

GIVE IT BACK