Increase sillygoof factor by 99%

AJ/Johnny* they/them* 20 something* been here since I was 11 I can't leave now

[lipstickleatherdyke]

i’m thinking about cinderkitty again…. my wide receiver… my cheerleader… my princess 😭🥺💕

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

2001-3000 feet

3001-4000 feet

4001-5000 feet

5001-6000 feet

6001-7000 feet

7001-8000 feet

8001+ feet

Voting ended onJul 19

[harpertheidiot]

I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version

Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you

Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you

Are you surviving?

100% no, my corpse is desecrated

100% no, but I am given a proper burial

Yes, but with major injuries

Yes, but with minor injuries

100% yes, not a scratch on me

Other (explain in tags)

Remaining time: 1 day 52 minutes

(I know Homer and Sappho aren't mythological, I just threw them in there for fun)

[rarilight]

working on this Pokémon fic and the amount of times I’ve had to delete the word ‘everypony’ after muscle memory writing it is frankly humiliating

[rarilight]

why is everypony reblogging this I’ll kill you

[rarilight]

FUCK

[monster2003]

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

[rolanslide]

honestly shoutout to michael bay for implying the existence of jason vorhees in the transformers universe for literally no reason

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[bunjywunjy]

Oh goldfish of the webbed site, today tell us an animal fact that YOU want to tell us.

if you cook a penguin egg, the egg white just kind of. stays transparent.

apparently they taste pretty good, but I don't know if I could get past the look if I'm honest

[do-not-go-gently-42]

[achillesinhighheels]

[origami-butterfly]

We can't live like this

[mossdftba]

@putting-swears-back-in-images

[putting-swears-back-in-images]

[herpsandbirds]

One-Of-A-Kind Orange Snowy Owl Leaves Scientists Scratching Their Heads

Wildlife photographer Julie Maggert has been taking pictures of snowy owls for years. So when she heard that a strange, orange-colored snowy owl had been spotted flying around Michigan’s Thumb area, she knew she had to see the bird for herself. Maggert drove two hours out to where the owl had been observed. Before long, she spotted her in the middle of a field. She couldn’t believe her eyes — she really was orange...

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[rolanslide]

can the wind stop sounding so fukcing evil

[kriss-cross-apple-sauce]

is the world ready for this yet

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[rolanslide]

10 years of bogos binted

[rolanslide]

i think im losing the plot

[cute-catts]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)