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boyonboy

I really do think about the editing of this video all the time

whoredrigo

in the topic of world heritage posts

geslotencirkel

Are you guys happy for me

ironpour

I got a Pickie!

butchbetty

this is a cinematic masterpiece

thefallenman

I’ve been needing to find this!! I forget what for but I need it!!

ayuppears

animentality

Facebook is dying and Twitter is fatally wounded.

Tumblr could literally become the most powerful of all social medias if it would just unban boobs RIGHT NOW.

cyle

🪄 boobs unbanned.

eileenleahy-deactivated20241003

when youre tired on public transit and start thinking "let me rest my eyes a bit" thats the devil talking

eileenleahy-deactivated20241003

she is very persuasive

eileenleahy-deactivated20241003

where am i

ruinedchildhood

utahunfiltered

One of the locals. Carbon County, June 30 2022.

beremylovechild

When i’m sad I like to remember that Marlon Brando and James Dean had sex and wonder what it would have been like to be a fly in that room

laterinthecaveoflesbians-deacti

Friendly reminder that Eartha Kitt had a threesome with Paul Newman and James Dean, and apparently dick was so bomb, she had an existential crisis.

jackhawksmoor

just imagining that gave me an existential crisis

titkoks

bogleech

I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???

This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.

They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.

bettalbimarginata

This thing is one of the most successful hunters on the planet. Because their mouth is fused shut, except for the tip, they can create a powerful suction force in front of that one little opening in order to draw in prey.

Lions have a 20-30% success rate on their hunts, depending on daytime and if they’re in a group. Great white sharks, anywhere from 40% to 80%, depending on the size and skill of the individual. Dragonflies, which are one of the most successful terrestrial hunters, can hit about 80-85%. Seahorses? 90% success rate, sometimes more. Only a fraction of their prey escapes that powerful vacuum. They’re incredibly precise.

If you touch them, they feel hard, because of the skeleton underneath their skin. Their tails are being studied to make coiling bridges, because of how strong that interlocked structure is. Different species range in size from over a foot long, to barely an inch.

Behold: not just a fish, but a wildly successful predator!