[hasdrubal-gisco]

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[hogt1edwhore]

I'm ngl the thought of someone really getting off on pleasuring me is really fucking hot .. like imagine them moaning as they're sucking me off or jerking me off from behind while grinding against me. good lord. especially if they're telling me how big my tdick is whilst doing that. </3

[angel-holes]

my toxic trait is that i think denial is super hot but i also love orgasms and cannot keep myself accountable

[karvina]

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

[roma-ntics]

Hello just here because I need to say somewhere that last night, after more than ten years of orgasms in my life, I squirted for the first time ever. I honestly did not think my body could do that. And also the person who made me squirt just truly touches me like no one else ever has, it's unbelievable.

[roma-ntics]

I'm unbelievably in love and it is pouring out of me and I cannot believe how lucky I am they are perfect

[fangxfag-deactivated20250909]

use me in my sleep use me in my sleep use me in my sleep use me in my sleep use me in my sleep

[snoopywithmusic]

bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

[roma-ntics]

Hello just here because I need to say somewhere that last night, after more than ten years of orgasms in my life, I squirted for the first time ever. I honestly did not think my body could do that. And also the person who made me squirt just truly touches me like no one else ever has, it's unbelievable.

[bronzetomatoes]

Every time a woman makes a pink job or girl math or girl dinner or I'm just a girl joke I unfortunately have to kill a random man on the streets. And you may think this is cruel or unjust but in reality that's just the way the cookie crumbles

[bronzetomatoes]

personally i find the recent explosion of misogyny and normalised belittlement of women incredibly disturbing no matter who's making the jokes

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

[junglejim4322]

90% of age gaps don’t matter when you’re a grown adult as long as you don’t have a repeated pattern of dating people barely legal. I would date someone 30 years older than me if I liked them who gaf

[junglejim4322]

This entire conversation is somehow 90% people infantilizing themselves and 10% actually people talking about the issue of men who never grow out of dating 18/19 year olds. No it is not a big deal when a 25 year old dates a 35 year old please get a grip

[blackpyrefly]

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

[roma-ntics]

Need somewhere to gush about my NYE where I won't annoy people

Anyway I was having such a shit day all day mentally and then it nearly fell apart when Al (person I've been seeing since Sept, made it "official" like two weeks ago) cancelled last minute for coming to our little house party bc autism burnout but then!!! They changed their mind and came anyway and it was so fucking good and they're so beautiful and perfect and I feel like I did a good job looking after them making sure they were doing okay. And their girlfriend Charlie came and was overwhelmed with all the beautiful trans women and kissed a few of them including Maria and it was the first time Al has been around Charlie while she's got with other people but they handled it so well it was really impressive, even when Charlie didn't want to leave when Al was very much ready to go. And I think hopefully I made it easier for them and helped persuade Charlie to go home which was needed.

The rest of my NYE was also amazing, after Al and Charlie and a few others had left the remaining 8 of us ended up having group sex which was incredible. Robyn and Len are so hot and I want them both and they give such good head and I felt so desired and sexy and it was perfect. And Maria was incredible and looked out for me the whole evening and took me up to bed when I was falling asleep at the end and I just love her so so much.

But yeah I just am so into Al and I cannot wait until I have a flat and they are moved out from their parents and it gets easier to see each other more bc I'm struggling at the moment with the frustration of not being able to spend as much time together especially spending the night. But today I've just been daydreaming about them and doing things like going away together and also just cuddling and fucking. I'm just fucking blissed out and it's so good I hope they think about me like this

[ecchym-osis]

passenger prince but it's just me getting fucked in the backseat by you and all of our friends on road trips to take your minds off of how long the drive is taking

[man1cpixiedreampuppy]

magneto: how do you have so much faith in humans to do the right thing when they have proven you wrong time and time again?

the humble charles xavier:

[smegmafactory4ever]

[r00kesque]

[hms-no-fun]

now we're talking