Roman @roman-w - Tumblr Blog

Hello! My name is Roman Evanston Hawke! And I'm a recruit! :D

....and I'm his brother, Clarence Jayce Hawke..... I'm being forced into this account and I'm also a recruit😞🙂

Info (For Roman)

Full name: Roman Evanston Hawke

Nickname on the field: Schrodinger (because he's curious....too curious)

Rank: Recruit or Rookie

Birthday: Jan 10th, 2003

Age: 23 as of 2026

Gender: Male

Sexual Orientation: Homo. Extremely homo.

Current Status: Active Duty (technically dead due to the cannibalistic parasite)

Appearance

Height: 5'9

Weight: 137

Build: Kinda lanky

Hair color: Chocolate Brown

Eye color: Pale Green

Notable features: Heavy eye bags, cut along collarbone.

Moods:

Silly

Curious

Serious

Dead

Info (For Clarence)

Full name: Clarence Jayce Hawke

Nickname on the field: Raccoon (Eats Anything)

Rank: Also Recruit

Birthday: May 17th, 2001

Age: 25 as of 2026

Gender: Male

Sexual Orientation: Um....Very Questionable

Current Status: Active Duty

Appearance

Height: 6'2

Weight: 180

Build: Fit but not too fit

Hair color: Golden Blonde

Eye color: Honey Brown

Notable features: Little brown dots around eyes

Moods

Serious

Freaky

Pitt Level Trauma

Hungry

Hangry (two different things)

RULES

1. I don't tolerate disrespect or bullying

2. I am a minor, so keep it at least somewhat PG

3. Anything outside of this blog is not canon to the characters.

(more will appear the more I interact)

gold-eagle-actual

*the brothers run up to the Generals with a camera in both their faces*

.......Pussy

*giggles and screams as they both run away like gremlins*

-( @roman-w )

(ooc: it's that trend on tt where people run up to their parents, say naughty words and then run away)

*giggling in the bg*

*almost spits out coffee* wait, they can do that...

yeah. get with the times

my father would beat me if I even said holy cow... wtf

(so cute.... wait, do you see the general's as father figures [Brooklyn 99 reference])

roman-w

Hehehehehe, pussy.

Yeah yeah, pussy!

(ooc: these little weirdos be finding any father figure, messing with them, and bailing [nice reference, need to get back to watching it])

general-shepherd-fucker

*watching in awe*

Where did y'all even learn that...?

(Awwwww, cute... [goated show])

roman-w

....the video swiping app.

It's called TikTok, dumbass

:(

(they be kinda toxic to each other sometimes though {cough, cough, @ask-pricemillan , cough cough} who said that? [I'm also one of them House M.D. lovers] )

gold-eagle-actual

I ain't into all that tik-tak nonsense... if i were to ever learn of that word, it'd be through a proper day's hard work.... eavesdropping...

(That's literally me and my sister {real tho} [IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!!!])

roman-w

No, old man, TikTok is a social media app.

You clearly need it.

(me and my siblings be doing that too {he be beating up Clare} [has a hipaa violation every 5 minutes])

general-shepherd-fucker

How dare...

*searches it up*

(reminds me that i need to beat up my little punk/j {😞 he's so mean}[me when medical malpractice])

roman-w

......How old are they?

I don't know, probably 500 like that McMillan guy. They probably apart of the Silent Generation.

(all of the little punks need to be beat up/j {very mean 😔} [Me when Chase comes in screen: *rubs hands maliciously])

general-shepherd-fucker

Erm, actually, I'm 6000

OOooooooh..... *starts doomscrolling*

(petition to beat up the punks/j {sigh}[lowkey hilson and cuddy <3])

roman-w

Hehehe, old man stuck in the doom scroll.

Hehehehe.

(off with their heads!/j {deep sigh} [everyone on there is unfairly hot, minus Taub. I can't find nothing good about that man 😔])

gold-eagle-actual

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?! WH DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

(bite em/j {evil}[House M.D. more like Mog M.D.])

roman-w

THE DOOMSCROLL!

NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE!

He's probably stuck watching them AI generated reddit stories.

Or rant accounts.

Or those AI generated dog videos.

(nom nom {very evil, MacMillan currently beating them up} [Fr fr])

gold-eagle-actual

*chucks the phone aside* I just saw dih

oh my goooo-

(🤤😈 {yeah I just saw o7})

roman-w

OH YEAH, THE FLASHING POSTS!

(MacMillan being a very big meanie, not understanding trends)

gold-eagle-actual

*consoling reboot* all because of that dang phone

(frickin' unc)

roman-w

*they smirk and grab Reboots phone, being nosy and snooping through it*

(a big unc)

gold-eagle-actual

OH MY GOD NO!!!

you'll see the peeeen

(the biggest <3)

roman-w

.....We both love dih.

gold-eagle-actual

I'm pretty sure the dih I saw was the most rotted, unwashed, diseased, swollen, rigor mortis dih I ever saw... please... i beg you... spare your eyes

roman-w

.....*looks at phone*

Ooooo, Zombie Daddy.

(they are freaky over that dih 😔)

gold-eagle-actual

Them rn....

(NAH THAT"S CRAZY)

I need to pray for the first time is 58 Years, 6 months, and 8 days

roman-w

Why?

gold-eagle-actual

because this is a level of freaky I've never seen.... and I've seen Og and Cheryl together...

What's going on here?

hi babe

roman-w

*shows Cheryl the phone*

general-shepherd-fucker

DAYUM

WHAAAAAAAT

oh my lord

roman-w

YEAH! SOMEONE TO MATCH OUR FREAK!

Yippe!

general-shepherd-fucker

on GOD!! *goes in for a high five*

roman-w

*high five*

general-shepherd-fucker

YEAH

disgusting

*throwing up*

roman-w

......They never seen anything besides vanilla sex, have they?

general-shepherd-fucker

No, I've pegged and railed my man before.... but reboot is alloace

roman-w

DAYUM!

Roman rn:

My brother still a virgin. But you wouldn't be able to tell by how much he talks about fucking.

HEY >:(

general-shepherd-fucker

Wild

never be ashamed...

Means you never got nobody pregnant...

have you?

.... maybe, and yes, the kid lived..... so....

what the fuck?

roman-w

*sniffle* I'm a traumatized virgin.....

....Do I wanna know about this kid?

general-shepherd-fucker

there there *pats the traumatized virgin*

dunno... I mean... if you want?

roman-w

(hehehehe, colors)

Sure.

general-shepherd-fucker

(wait, what the hell? I COULD"VE SWORN I MADE THEM THE RIGHT COLORS, WHY ARE YOU INFECTING ME HEATHEN!!! Cheryl patted the traumatized virgin btw)

Well, there was a girl back with i was in high school... I was an old school fool and she liked bad boy types... So then we got together behind some of the bleachers during prom and we go steady for a good while after that..... one thing leads to another, she's pregnant.... and by that time i'd been enlisted in the military.... I stayed loyal tho... I always came back...

When she delivered, she died in childbirth, and turns out she'd been sleepin' around... In fact, I was her side piece... her main piece took the baby thinking it was his.... I haven't seen 'em since...

roman-w

(NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE)

..... That's sad.

......*cries*

Sorry for him, he's got parental issues.

gold-eagle-actual

(evil)

No problem, we all do..

SAME!!! *sobs with him*

*group hug*

roman-w

*sob*

..... I'm the only one here with a normal childhood?

gold-eagle-actual

*hugs tighter, cuz she doesn't want to deal with tears*

No my childhood was normal, my adulthood was shit.... there was my mom dying, the family falling apart, the toxic situationship yuri, my addiction, my brother dying of an overdose, my 2 year isolation i put myself through... among other things... and that all happened during my college years....

roman-w

*lets out a sob*

My mother put me in a cage because I was an affair child and she didn't like my birth father and I didn't know until my highschool years that he died of a heart attack and wanted to see me

.....I got the good end of the stick from my brother.

gold-eagle-actual

oh you poor thing.... *pats gently*

yeah, we can tell

roman-w

*sniffle*

What's that supposed to mean?

gold-eagle-actual

you just seem more mentally well adjusted... Do excuse me if that's rude.

roman-w

Nah, it ain't. And besides, I'm not all that normal either.

Mom instilled into him that he could have anyone, even if they were related to him.

*knock out*

*slumps to Floor*

gold-eagle-actual

Oh, well, apologies then.. for assuming.... um.... I'm old and all it's a habit....

Wait, wtf does he mean by that?

roman-w

Don't worry about it 😁

general-shepherd-fucker

…… you wanna hug?

roman-w

Why would I need a hug, I'm mentally sound.

general-shepherd-fucker

….. dunno, just didn’t think anyone else offered the affection….

roman-w

.....*sniffle* yeah, I would like a hug.....

gold-eagle-actual

*pulls him in*

roman-w

*sob*

*slowly wakes up* ugh.....who hit me?

gold-eagle-actual

*Pats head* Don't worry about it....

roman-w

.....okay....

......bleh bleh bleh......

gold-eagle-actual

What the hell are you eating anyways?

roman-w

He's not eating anything, just something he does whenever "his mouth feels dry", his words not mine.

.......bleh bleh.....bleh bleh bleh.....

general-shepherd-fucker

oooooooooh

roman-w

He'll probably just do that for a minute.

Bleh......bleh bleh.....blah blah bleh......

gold-eagle-actual

*reboot trying it in the bg*

roman-w

*Scoots over to reboot* blah.....bleh bleh bleh bleh......blah bleh.....

Oh God, there's two of them.

gold-eagle-actual

Aww cute, they bonding,....

roman-w

*sigh*.....I guess it's fine.

......nom....nam noms......nam nam nam nom nom......

gold-eagle-actual

lol…

*watches them*

roman-w

.....They like that rabbit and chick show, I think it was called Mojang?

......la.....la la le......le le le le la......nam nam nom.....

gold-eagle-actual

....... The.... what?....

Is this a reference to Minecraft

blep.... blephr.... blee... blee blee blee....

roman-w

No no no, it's this:

....nam nam nom......blep bleh blep......

Oh great, they're vocalizing.

gold-eagle-actual

(OH MY GOSH MY SIBLING AND I LOVE THIS)

oooh ok...

looks cute <3

blep bleh blep...... nam nam nom...

so operatic.... 😔✌️

roman-w

(I love it too bro, it's peak)

Idk, Rom likes watching it though.

Blehhhhh......nam noms....le le lah blah.....

Anyways....I got candy from an anon, want some?

gold-eagle-actual

I’m good…. That’s nice of them what kind, I’m deathly allergic to peanuts.

*shuffling music next to the pair to see if they’ll harmonize to it*

roman-w

I dunno, it's in a white bag with black letters that say "Candy", what type of Everybody Hates Chris food is this? 😔

....*starts harmonizing with the music*

Throws another bag of candy so you don’t fight over one

More candy!

Gosh, we're getting spoiled!

.....

*reluctantly hands over the other candy bag*

Yippe :D

gold-eagle-actual

*the brothers run up to the Generals with a camera in both their faces*

.......Pussy

*giggles and screams as they both run away like gremlins*

-( @roman-w )

(ooc: it's that trend on tt where people run up to their parents, say naughty words and then run away)

*giggling in the bg*

*almost spits out coffee* wait, they can do that...

yeah. get with the times

my father would beat me if I even said holy cow... wtf

(so cute.... wait, do you see the general's as father figures [Brooklyn 99 reference])

roman-w

Hehehehehe, pussy.

Yeah yeah, pussy!

(ooc: these little weirdos be finding any father figure, messing with them, and bailing [nice reference, need to get back to watching it])

general-shepherd-fucker

*watching in awe*

Where did y'all even learn that...?

(Awwwww, cute... [goated show])

roman-w

....the video swiping app.

It's called TikTok, dumbass

:(

(they be kinda toxic to each other sometimes though {cough, cough, @ask-pricemillan , cough cough} who said that? [I'm also one of them House M.D. lovers] )

gold-eagle-actual

I ain't into all that tik-tak nonsense... if i were to ever learn of that word, it'd be through a proper day's hard work.... eavesdropping...

(That's literally me and my sister {real tho} [IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!!!])

roman-w

No, old man, TikTok is a social media app.

You clearly need it.

(me and my siblings be doing that too {he be beating up Clare} [has a hipaa violation every 5 minutes])

general-shepherd-fucker

How dare...

*searches it up*

(reminds me that i need to beat up my little punk/j {😞 he's so mean}[me when medical malpractice])

roman-w

......How old are they?

I don't know, probably 500 like that McMillan guy. They probably apart of the Silent Generation.

(all of the little punks need to be beat up/j {very mean 😔} [Me when Chase comes in screen: *rubs hands maliciously])

general-shepherd-fucker

Erm, actually, I'm 6000

OOooooooh..... *starts doomscrolling*

(petition to beat up the punks/j {sigh}[lowkey hilson and cuddy <3])

roman-w

Hehehe, old man stuck in the doom scroll.

Hehehehe.

(off with their heads!/j {deep sigh} [everyone on there is unfairly hot, minus Taub. I can't find nothing good about that man 😔])

gold-eagle-actual

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?! WH DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

(bite em/j {evil}[House M.D. more like Mog M.D.])

roman-w

THE DOOMSCROLL!

NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE!

He's probably stuck watching them AI generated reddit stories.

Or rant accounts.

Or those AI generated dog videos.

(nom nom {very evil, MacMillan currently beating them up} [Fr fr])

gold-eagle-actual

*chucks the phone aside* I just saw dih

oh my goooo-

(🤤😈 {yeah I just saw o7})

roman-w

OH YEAH, THE FLASHING POSTS!

(MacMillan being a very big meanie, not understanding trends)

gold-eagle-actual

*consoling reboot* all because of that dang phone

(frickin' unc)

roman-w

*they smirk and grab Reboots phone, being nosy and snooping through it*

(a big unc)

gold-eagle-actual

OH MY GOD NO!!!

you'll see the peeeen

(the biggest <3)

roman-w

.....We both love dih.

gold-eagle-actual

I'm pretty sure the dih I saw was the most rotted, unwashed, diseased, swollen, rigor mortis dih I ever saw... please... i beg you... spare your eyes

roman-w

.....*looks at phone*

Ooooo, Zombie Daddy.

(they are freaky over that dih 😔)

gold-eagle-actual

Them rn....

(NAH THAT"S CRAZY)

I need to pray for the first time is 58 Years, 6 months, and 8 days

roman-w

Why?

gold-eagle-actual

because this is a level of freaky I've never seen.... and I've seen Og and Cheryl together...

What's going on here?

hi babe

roman-w

*shows Cheryl the phone*

general-shepherd-fucker

DAYUM

WHAAAAAAAT

oh my lord

roman-w

YEAH! SOMEONE TO MATCH OUR FREAK!

Yippe!

general-shepherd-fucker

on GOD!! *goes in for a high five*

roman-w

*high five*

general-shepherd-fucker

YEAH

disgusting

*throwing up*

roman-w

......They never seen anything besides vanilla sex, have they?

general-shepherd-fucker

No, I've pegged and railed my man before.... but reboot is alloace

roman-w

DAYUM!

Roman rn:

My brother still a virgin. But you wouldn't be able to tell by how much he talks about fucking.

HEY >:(

general-shepherd-fucker

Wild

never be ashamed...

Means you never got nobody pregnant...

have you?

.... maybe, and yes, the kid lived..... so....

what the fuck?

roman-w

*sniffle* I'm a traumatized virgin.....

....Do I wanna know about this kid?

general-shepherd-fucker

there there *pats the traumatized virgin*

dunno... I mean... if you want?

roman-w

(hehehehe, colors)

Sure.

general-shepherd-fucker

(wait, what the hell? I COULD"VE SWORN I MADE THEM THE RIGHT COLORS, WHY ARE YOU INFECTING ME HEATHEN!!! Cheryl patted the traumatized virgin btw)

Well, there was a girl back with i was in high school... I was an old school fool and she liked bad boy types... So then we got together behind some of the bleachers during prom and we go steady for a good while after that..... one thing leads to another, she's pregnant.... and by that time i'd been enlisted in the military.... I stayed loyal tho... I always came back...

When she delivered, she died in childbirth, and turns out she'd been sleepin' around... In fact, I was her side piece... her main piece took the baby thinking it was his.... I haven't seen 'em since...

roman-w

(NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE)

..... That's sad.

......*cries*

Sorry for him, he's got parental issues.

gold-eagle-actual

(evil)

No problem, we all do..

SAME!!! *sobs with him*

*group hug*

roman-w

*sob*

..... I'm the only one here with a normal childhood?

gold-eagle-actual

*hugs tighter, cuz she doesn't want to deal with tears*

No my childhood was normal, my adulthood was shit.... there was my mom dying, the family falling apart, the toxic situationship yuri, my addiction, my brother dying of an overdose, my 2 year isolation i put myself through... among other things... and that all happened during my college years....

roman-w

*lets out a sob*

My mother put me in a cage because I was an affair child and she didn't like my birth father and I didn't know until my highschool years that he died of a heart attack and wanted to see me

.....I got the good end of the stick from my brother.

gold-eagle-actual

oh you poor thing.... *pats gently*

yeah, we can tell

roman-w

*sniffle*

What's that supposed to mean?

gold-eagle-actual

you just seem more mentally well adjusted... Do excuse me if that's rude.

roman-w

Nah, it ain't. And besides, I'm not all that normal either.

Mom instilled into him that he could have anyone, even if they were related to him.

*knock out*

*slumps to Floor*

gold-eagle-actual

Oh, well, apologies then.. for assuming.... um.... I'm old and all it's a habit....

Wait, wtf does he mean by that?

roman-w

Don't worry about it 😁

general-shepherd-fucker

…… you wanna hug?

roman-w

Why would I need a hug, I'm mentally sound.

general-shepherd-fucker

….. dunno, just didn’t think anyone else offered the affection….

roman-w

.....*sniffle* yeah, I would like a hug.....

gold-eagle-actual

*pulls him in*

roman-w

*sob*

*slowly wakes up* ugh.....who hit me?

gold-eagle-actual

*Pats head* Don't worry about it....

roman-w

.....okay....

......bleh bleh bleh......

gold-eagle-actual

What the hell are you eating anyways?

roman-w

He's not eating anything, just something he does whenever "his mouth feels dry", his words not mine.

.......bleh bleh.....bleh bleh bleh.....

general-shepherd-fucker

oooooooooh

roman-w

He'll probably just do that for a minute.

Bleh......bleh bleh.....blah blah bleh......

gold-eagle-actual

*reboot trying it in the bg*

roman-w

*Scoots over to reboot* blah.....bleh bleh bleh bleh......blah bleh.....

Oh God, there's two of them.

gold-eagle-actual

Aww cute, they bonding,....

roman-w

*sigh*.....I guess it's fine.

......nom....nam noms......nam nam nam nom nom......

gold-eagle-actual

lol…

*watches them*

roman-w

.....They like that rabbit and chick show, I think it was called Mojang?

......la.....la la le......le le le le la......nam nam nom.....

gold-eagle-actual

....... The.... what?....

Is this a reference to Minecraft

blep.... blephr.... blee... blee blee blee....

roman-w

No no no, it's this:

....nam nam nom......blep bleh blep......

Oh great, they're vocalizing.

gold-eagle-actual

(OH MY GOSH MY SIBLING AND I LOVE THIS)

oooh ok...

looks cute <3

blep bleh blep...... nam nam nom...

so operatic.... 😔✌️

roman-w

(I love it too bro, it's peak)

Idk, Rom likes watching it though.

Blehhhhh......nam noms....le le lah blah.....

Anyways....I got candy from an anon, want some?

Throws a bag of candy at you two

YIPPEEEE!

:0 candy?

Share :)

NO! >:(

Aw :(

gold-eagle-actual

*the brothers run up to the Generals with a camera in both their faces*

.......Pussy

*giggles and screams as they both run away like gremlins*

-( @roman-w )

(ooc: it's that trend on tt where people run up to their parents, say naughty words and then run away)

*giggling in the bg*

*almost spits out coffee* wait, they can do that...

yeah. get with the times

my father would beat me if I even said holy cow... wtf

(so cute.... wait, do you see the general's as father figures [Brooklyn 99 reference])

roman-w

Hehehehehe, pussy.

Yeah yeah, pussy!

(ooc: these little weirdos be finding any father figure, messing with them, and bailing [nice reference, need to get back to watching it])

general-shepherd-fucker

*watching in awe*

Where did y'all even learn that...?

(Awwwww, cute... [goated show])

roman-w

....the video swiping app.

It's called TikTok, dumbass

:(

(they be kinda toxic to each other sometimes though {cough, cough, @ask-pricemillan , cough cough} who said that? [I'm also one of them House M.D. lovers] )

gold-eagle-actual

I ain't into all that tik-tak nonsense... if i were to ever learn of that word, it'd be through a proper day's hard work.... eavesdropping...

(That's literally me and my sister {real tho} [IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!!!])

roman-w

No, old man, TikTok is a social media app.

You clearly need it.

(me and my siblings be doing that too {he be beating up Clare} [has a hipaa violation every 5 minutes])

general-shepherd-fucker

How dare...

*searches it up*

(reminds me that i need to beat up my little punk/j {😞 he's so mean}[me when medical malpractice])

roman-w

......How old are they?

I don't know, probably 500 like that McMillan guy. They probably apart of the Silent Generation.

(all of the little punks need to be beat up/j {very mean 😔} [Me when Chase comes in screen: *rubs hands maliciously])

general-shepherd-fucker

Erm, actually, I'm 6000

OOooooooh..... *starts doomscrolling*

(petition to beat up the punks/j {sigh}[lowkey hilson and cuddy <3])

roman-w

Hehehe, old man stuck in the doom scroll.

Hehehehe.

(off with their heads!/j {deep sigh} [everyone on there is unfairly hot, minus Taub. I can't find nothing good about that man 😔])

gold-eagle-actual

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?! WH DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

(bite em/j {evil}[House M.D. more like Mog M.D.])

roman-w

THE DOOMSCROLL!

NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE!

He's probably stuck watching them AI generated reddit stories.

Or rant accounts.

Or those AI generated dog videos.

(nom nom {very evil, MacMillan currently beating them up} [Fr fr])

gold-eagle-actual

*chucks the phone aside* I just saw dih

oh my goooo-

(🤤😈 {yeah I just saw o7})

roman-w

OH YEAH, THE FLASHING POSTS!

(MacMillan being a very big meanie, not understanding trends)

gold-eagle-actual

*consoling reboot* all because of that dang phone

(frickin' unc)

roman-w

*they smirk and grab Reboots phone, being nosy and snooping through it*

(a big unc)

gold-eagle-actual

OH MY GOD NO!!!

you'll see the peeeen

(the biggest <3)

roman-w

.....We both love dih.

gold-eagle-actual

I'm pretty sure the dih I saw was the most rotted, unwashed, diseased, swollen, rigor mortis dih I ever saw... please... i beg you... spare your eyes

roman-w

.....*looks at phone*

Ooooo, Zombie Daddy.

(they are freaky over that dih 😔)

gold-eagle-actual

Them rn....

(NAH THAT"S CRAZY)

I need to pray for the first time is 58 Years, 6 months, and 8 days

roman-w

Why?

gold-eagle-actual

because this is a level of freaky I've never seen.... and I've seen Og and Cheryl together...

What's going on here?

hi babe

roman-w

*shows Cheryl the phone*

general-shepherd-fucker

DAYUM

WHAAAAAAAT

oh my lord

roman-w

YEAH! SOMEONE TO MATCH OUR FREAK!

Yippe!

general-shepherd-fucker

on GOD!! *goes in for a high five*

roman-w

*high five*

general-shepherd-fucker

YEAH

disgusting

*throwing up*

roman-w

......They never seen anything besides vanilla sex, have they?

general-shepherd-fucker

No, I've pegged and railed my man before.... but reboot is alloace

roman-w

DAYUM!

Roman rn:

My brother still a virgin. But you wouldn't be able to tell by how much he talks about fucking.

HEY >:(

general-shepherd-fucker

Wild

never be ashamed...

Means you never got nobody pregnant...

have you?

.... maybe, and yes, the kid lived..... so....

what the fuck?

roman-w

*sniffle* I'm a traumatized virgin.....

....Do I wanna know about this kid?

general-shepherd-fucker

there there *pats the traumatized virgin*

dunno... I mean... if you want?

roman-w

(hehehehe, colors)

Sure.

general-shepherd-fucker

(wait, what the hell? I COULD"VE SWORN I MADE THEM THE RIGHT COLORS, WHY ARE YOU INFECTING ME HEATHEN!!! Cheryl patted the traumatized virgin btw)

Well, there was a girl back with i was in high school... I was an old school fool and she liked bad boy types... So then we got together behind some of the bleachers during prom and we go steady for a good while after that..... one thing leads to another, she's pregnant.... and by that time i'd been enlisted in the military.... I stayed loyal tho... I always came back...

When she delivered, she died in childbirth, and turns out she'd been sleepin' around... In fact, I was her side piece... her main piece took the baby thinking it was his.... I haven't seen 'em since...

roman-w

(NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE)

..... That's sad.

......*cries*

Sorry for him, he's got parental issues.

gold-eagle-actual

(evil)

No problem, we all do..

SAME!!! *sobs with him*

*group hug*

roman-w

*sob*

..... I'm the only one here with a normal childhood?

gold-eagle-actual

*hugs tighter, cuz she doesn't want to deal with tears*

No my childhood was normal, my adulthood was shit.... there was my mom dying, the family falling apart, the toxic situationship yuri, my addiction, my brother dying of an overdose, my 2 year isolation i put myself through... among other things... and that all happened during my college years....

roman-w

*lets out a sob*

My mother put me in a cage because I was an affair child and she didn't like my birth father and I didn't know until my highschool years that he died of a heart attack and wanted to see me

.....I got the good end of the stick from my brother.

gold-eagle-actual

oh you poor thing.... *pats gently*

yeah, we can tell

roman-w

*sniffle*

What's that supposed to mean?

gold-eagle-actual

you just seem more mentally well adjusted... Do excuse me if that's rude.

roman-w

Nah, it ain't. And besides, I'm not all that normal either.

Mom instilled into him that he could have anyone, even if they were related to him.

*knock out*

*slumps to Floor*

gold-eagle-actual

Oh, well, apologies then.. for assuming.... um.... I'm old and all it's a habit....

Wait, wtf does he mean by that?

roman-w

Don't worry about it 😁

general-shepherd-fucker

…… you wanna hug?

roman-w

Why would I need a hug, I'm mentally sound.

general-shepherd-fucker

….. dunno, just didn’t think anyone else offered the affection….

roman-w

.....*sniffle* yeah, I would like a hug.....

gold-eagle-actual

*pulls him in*

roman-w

*sob*

*slowly wakes up* ugh.....who hit me?

gold-eagle-actual

*Pats head* Don't worry about it....

roman-w

.....okay....

......bleh bleh bleh......

gold-eagle-actual

What the hell are you eating anyways?

roman-w

He's not eating anything, just something he does whenever "his mouth feels dry", his words not mine.

.......bleh bleh.....bleh bleh bleh.....

general-shepherd-fucker

oooooooooh

roman-w

He'll probably just do that for a minute.

Bleh......bleh bleh.....blah blah bleh......

gold-eagle-actual

*reboot trying it in the bg*

roman-w

*Scoots over to reboot* blah.....bleh bleh bleh bleh......blah bleh.....

Oh God, there's two of them.

gold-eagle-actual

Aww cute, they bonding,....

roman-w

*sigh*.....I guess it's fine.

......nom....nam noms......nam nam nam nom nom......

gold-eagle-actual

lol…

*watches them*

roman-w

.....They like that rabbit and chick show, I think it was called Mojang?

......la.....la la le......le le le le la......nam nam nom.....

gold-eagle-actual

....... The.... what?....

Is this a reference to Minecraft

blep.... blephr.... blee... blee blee blee....

roman-w

No no no, it's this:

....nam nam nom......blep bleh blep......

Oh great, they're vocalizing.

gold-eagle-actual

*the brothers run up to the Generals with a camera in both their faces*

.......Pussy

*giggles and screams as they both run away like gremlins*

-( @roman-w )

(ooc: it's that trend on tt where people run up to their parents, say naughty words and then run away)

*giggling in the bg*

*almost spits out coffee* wait, they can do that...

yeah. get with the times

my father would beat me if I even said holy cow... wtf

(so cute.... wait, do you see the general's as father figures [Brooklyn 99 reference])

roman-w

Hehehehehe, pussy.

Yeah yeah, pussy!

(ooc: these little weirdos be finding any father figure, messing with them, and bailing [nice reference, need to get back to watching it])

general-shepherd-fucker

*watching in awe*

Where did y'all even learn that...?

(Awwwww, cute... [goated show])

roman-w

....the video swiping app.

It's called TikTok, dumbass

:(

(they be kinda toxic to each other sometimes though {cough, cough, @ask-pricemillan , cough cough} who said that? [I'm also one of them House M.D. lovers] )

gold-eagle-actual

I ain't into all that tik-tak nonsense... if i were to ever learn of that word, it'd be through a proper day's hard work.... eavesdropping...

(That's literally me and my sister {real tho} [IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!!!])

roman-w

No, old man, TikTok is a social media app.

You clearly need it.

(me and my siblings be doing that too {he be beating up Clare} [has a hipaa violation every 5 minutes])

general-shepherd-fucker

How dare...

*searches it up*

(reminds me that i need to beat up my little punk/j {😞 he's so mean}[me when medical malpractice])

roman-w

......How old are they?

I don't know, probably 500 like that McMillan guy. They probably apart of the Silent Generation.

(all of the little punks need to be beat up/j {very mean 😔} [Me when Chase comes in screen: *rubs hands maliciously])

general-shepherd-fucker

Erm, actually, I'm 6000

OOooooooh..... *starts doomscrolling*

(petition to beat up the punks/j {sigh}[lowkey hilson and cuddy <3])

roman-w

Hehehe, old man stuck in the doom scroll.

Hehehehe.

(off with their heads!/j {deep sigh} [everyone on there is unfairly hot, minus Taub. I can't find nothing good about that man 😔])

gold-eagle-actual

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?! WH DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

(bite em/j {evil}[House M.D. more like Mog M.D.])

roman-w

THE DOOMSCROLL!

NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE!

He's probably stuck watching them AI generated reddit stories.

Or rant accounts.

Or those AI generated dog videos.

(nom nom {very evil, MacMillan currently beating them up} [Fr fr])

gold-eagle-actual

*chucks the phone aside* I just saw dih

oh my goooo-

(🤤😈 {yeah I just saw o7})

roman-w

OH YEAH, THE FLASHING POSTS!

(MacMillan being a very big meanie, not understanding trends)

gold-eagle-actual

*consoling reboot* all because of that dang phone

(frickin' unc)

roman-w

*they smirk and grab Reboots phone, being nosy and snooping through it*

(a big unc)

gold-eagle-actual

OH MY GOD NO!!!

you'll see the peeeen

(the biggest <3)

roman-w

.....We both love dih.

gold-eagle-actual

I'm pretty sure the dih I saw was the most rotted, unwashed, diseased, swollen, rigor mortis dih I ever saw... please... i beg you... spare your eyes

roman-w

.....*looks at phone*

Ooooo, Zombie Daddy.

(they are freaky over that dih 😔)

gold-eagle-actual

Them rn....

(NAH THAT"S CRAZY)

I need to pray for the first time is 58 Years, 6 months, and 8 days

roman-w

Why?

gold-eagle-actual

because this is a level of freaky I've never seen.... and I've seen Og and Cheryl together...

What's going on here?

hi babe

roman-w

*shows Cheryl the phone*

general-shepherd-fucker

DAYUM

WHAAAAAAAT

oh my lord

roman-w

YEAH! SOMEONE TO MATCH OUR FREAK!

Yippe!

general-shepherd-fucker

on GOD!! *goes in for a high five*

roman-w

*high five*

general-shepherd-fucker

YEAH

disgusting

*throwing up*

roman-w

......They never seen anything besides vanilla sex, have they?

general-shepherd-fucker

No, I've pegged and railed my man before.... but reboot is alloace

roman-w

DAYUM!

Roman rn:

My brother still a virgin. But you wouldn't be able to tell by how much he talks about fucking.

HEY >:(

general-shepherd-fucker

Wild

never be ashamed...

Means you never got nobody pregnant...

have you?

.... maybe, and yes, the kid lived..... so....

what the fuck?

roman-w

*sniffle* I'm a traumatized virgin.....

....Do I wanna know about this kid?

general-shepherd-fucker

there there *pats the traumatized virgin*

dunno... I mean... if you want?

roman-w

(hehehehe, colors)

Sure.

general-shepherd-fucker

(wait, what the hell? I COULD"VE SWORN I MADE THEM THE RIGHT COLORS, WHY ARE YOU INFECTING ME HEATHEN!!! Cheryl patted the traumatized virgin btw)

Well, there was a girl back with i was in high school... I was an old school fool and she liked bad boy types... So then we got together behind some of the bleachers during prom and we go steady for a good while after that..... one thing leads to another, she's pregnant.... and by that time i'd been enlisted in the military.... I stayed loyal tho... I always came back...

When she delivered, she died in childbirth, and turns out she'd been sleepin' around... In fact, I was her side piece... her main piece took the baby thinking it was his.... I haven't seen 'em since...

roman-w

(NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE)

..... That's sad.

......*cries*

Sorry for him, he's got parental issues.

gold-eagle-actual

(evil)

No problem, we all do..

SAME!!! *sobs with him*

*group hug*

roman-w

*sob*

..... I'm the only one here with a normal childhood?

gold-eagle-actual

*hugs tighter, cuz she doesn't want to deal with tears*

No my childhood was normal, my adulthood was shit.... there was my mom dying, the family falling apart, the toxic situationship yuri, my addiction, my brother dying of an overdose, my 2 year isolation i put myself through... among other things... and that all happened during my college years....

roman-w

*lets out a sob*

My mother put me in a cage because I was an affair child and she didn't like my birth father and I didn't know until my highschool years that he died of a heart attack and wanted to see me

.....I got the good end of the stick from my brother.

gold-eagle-actual

oh you poor thing.... *pats gently*

yeah, we can tell

roman-w

*sniffle*

What's that supposed to mean?

gold-eagle-actual

you just seem more mentally well adjusted... Do excuse me if that's rude.

roman-w

Nah, it ain't. And besides, I'm not all that normal either.

Mom instilled into him that he could have anyone, even if they were related to him.

*knock out*

*slumps to Floor*

gold-eagle-actual

Oh, well, apologies then.. for assuming.... um.... I'm old and all it's a habit....

Wait, wtf does he mean by that?

roman-w

Don't worry about it 😁

general-shepherd-fucker

…… you wanna hug?

roman-w

Why would I need a hug, I'm mentally sound.

general-shepherd-fucker

….. dunno, just didn’t think anyone else offered the affection….

roman-w

.....*sniffle* yeah, I would like a hug.....

gold-eagle-actual

*pulls him in*

roman-w

*sob*

*slowly wakes up* ugh.....who hit me?

gold-eagle-actual

*Pats head* Don't worry about it....

roman-w

.....okay....

......bleh bleh bleh......

gold-eagle-actual

What the hell are you eating anyways?

roman-w

He's not eating anything, just something he does whenever "his mouth feels dry", his words not mine.

.......bleh bleh.....bleh bleh bleh.....

general-shepherd-fucker

oooooooooh

roman-w

He'll probably just do that for a minute.

Bleh......bleh bleh.....blah blah bleh......

gold-eagle-actual

*reboot trying it in the bg*

roman-w

*Scoots over to reboot* blah.....bleh bleh bleh bleh......blah bleh.....

Oh God, there's two of them.

gold-eagle-actual

Aww cute, they bonding,....

roman-w

*sigh*.....I guess it's fine.

......nom....nam noms......nam nam nam nom nom......

gold-eagle-actual

lol…

*watches them*

roman-w

.....They like that rabbit and chick show, I think it was called Mojang?

......la.....la la le......le le le le la......nam nam nom.....

gold-eagle-actual

*the brothers run up to the Generals with a camera in both their faces*

.......Pussy

*giggles and screams as they both run away like gremlins*

-( @roman-w )

(ooc: it's that trend on tt where people run up to their parents, say naughty words and then run away)

*giggling in the bg*

*almost spits out coffee* wait, they can do that...

yeah. get with the times

my father would beat me if I even said holy cow... wtf

(so cute.... wait, do you see the general's as father figures [Brooklyn 99 reference])

roman-w

Hehehehehe, pussy.

Yeah yeah, pussy!

(ooc: these little weirdos be finding any father figure, messing with them, and bailing [nice reference, need to get back to watching it])

general-shepherd-fucker

*watching in awe*

Where did y'all even learn that...?

(Awwwww, cute... [goated show])

roman-w

....the video swiping app.

It's called TikTok, dumbass

:(

(they be kinda toxic to each other sometimes though {cough, cough, @ask-pricemillan , cough cough} who said that? [I'm also one of them House M.D. lovers] )

gold-eagle-actual

I ain't into all that tik-tak nonsense... if i were to ever learn of that word, it'd be through a proper day's hard work.... eavesdropping...

(That's literally me and my sister {real tho} [IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!!!])

roman-w

No, old man, TikTok is a social media app.

You clearly need it.

(me and my siblings be doing that too {he be beating up Clare} [has a hipaa violation every 5 minutes])

general-shepherd-fucker

How dare...

*searches it up*

(reminds me that i need to beat up my little punk/j {😞 he's so mean}[me when medical malpractice])

roman-w

......How old are they?

I don't know, probably 500 like that McMillan guy. They probably apart of the Silent Generation.

(all of the little punks need to be beat up/j {very mean 😔} [Me when Chase comes in screen: *rubs hands maliciously])

general-shepherd-fucker

Erm, actually, I'm 6000

OOooooooh..... *starts doomscrolling*

(petition to beat up the punks/j {sigh}[lowkey hilson and cuddy <3])

roman-w

Hehehe, old man stuck in the doom scroll.

Hehehehe.

(off with their heads!/j {deep sigh} [everyone on there is unfairly hot, minus Taub. I can't find nothing good about that man 😔])

gold-eagle-actual

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?! WH DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

(bite em/j {evil}[House M.D. more like Mog M.D.])

roman-w

THE DOOMSCROLL!

NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE!

He's probably stuck watching them AI generated reddit stories.

Or rant accounts.

Or those AI generated dog videos.

(nom nom {very evil, MacMillan currently beating them up} [Fr fr])

gold-eagle-actual

*chucks the phone aside* I just saw dih

oh my goooo-

(🤤😈 {yeah I just saw o7})

roman-w

OH YEAH, THE FLASHING POSTS!

(MacMillan being a very big meanie, not understanding trends)

gold-eagle-actual

*consoling reboot* all because of that dang phone

(frickin' unc)

roman-w

*they smirk and grab Reboots phone, being nosy and snooping through it*

(a big unc)

gold-eagle-actual

OH MY GOD NO!!!

you'll see the peeeen

(the biggest <3)

roman-w

.....We both love dih.

gold-eagle-actual

I'm pretty sure the dih I saw was the most rotted, unwashed, diseased, swollen, rigor mortis dih I ever saw... please... i beg you... spare your eyes

roman-w

.....*looks at phone*

Ooooo, Zombie Daddy.

(they are freaky over that dih 😔)

gold-eagle-actual

Them rn....

(NAH THAT"S CRAZY)

I need to pray for the first time is 58 Years, 6 months, and 8 days

roman-w

Why?

gold-eagle-actual

because this is a level of freaky I've never seen.... and I've seen Og and Cheryl together...

What's going on here?

hi babe

roman-w

*shows Cheryl the phone*

general-shepherd-fucker

DAYUM

WHAAAAAAAT

oh my lord

roman-w

YEAH! SOMEONE TO MATCH OUR FREAK!

Yippe!

general-shepherd-fucker

on GOD!! *goes in for a high five*

roman-w

*high five*

general-shepherd-fucker

YEAH

disgusting

*throwing up*

roman-w

......They never seen anything besides vanilla sex, have they?

general-shepherd-fucker

No, I've pegged and railed my man before.... but reboot is alloace

roman-w

DAYUM!

Roman rn:

My brother still a virgin. But you wouldn't be able to tell by how much he talks about fucking.

HEY >:(

general-shepherd-fucker

Wild

never be ashamed...

Means you never got nobody pregnant...

have you?

.... maybe, and yes, the kid lived..... so....

what the fuck?

roman-w

*sniffle* I'm a traumatized virgin.....

....Do I wanna know about this kid?

general-shepherd-fucker

there there *pats the traumatized virgin*

dunno... I mean... if you want?

roman-w

(hehehehe, colors)

Sure.

general-shepherd-fucker

(wait, what the hell? I COULD"VE SWORN I MADE THEM THE RIGHT COLORS, WHY ARE YOU INFECTING ME HEATHEN!!! Cheryl patted the traumatized virgin btw)

Well, there was a girl back with i was in high school... I was an old school fool and she liked bad boy types... So then we got together behind some of the bleachers during prom and we go steady for a good while after that..... one thing leads to another, she's pregnant.... and by that time i'd been enlisted in the military.... I stayed loyal tho... I always came back...

When she delivered, she died in childbirth, and turns out she'd been sleepin' around... In fact, I was her side piece... her main piece took the baby thinking it was his.... I haven't seen 'em since...

roman-w

(NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE)

..... That's sad.

......*cries*

Sorry for him, he's got parental issues.

gold-eagle-actual

(evil)

No problem, we all do..

SAME!!! *sobs with him*

*group hug*

roman-w

*sob*

..... I'm the only one here with a normal childhood?

gold-eagle-actual

*hugs tighter, cuz she doesn't want to deal with tears*

No my childhood was normal, my adulthood was shit.... there was my mom dying, the family falling apart, the toxic situationship yuri, my addiction, my brother dying of an overdose, my 2 year isolation i put myself through... among other things... and that all happened during my college years....

roman-w

*lets out a sob*

My mother put me in a cage because I was an affair child and she didn't like my birth father and I didn't know until my highschool years that he died of a heart attack and wanted to see me

.....I got the good end of the stick from my brother.

gold-eagle-actual

oh you poor thing.... *pats gently*

yeah, we can tell

roman-w

*sniffle*

What's that supposed to mean?

gold-eagle-actual

you just seem more mentally well adjusted... Do excuse me if that's rude.

roman-w

Nah, it ain't. And besides, I'm not all that normal either.

Mom instilled into him that he could have anyone, even if they were related to him.

*knock out*

*slumps to Floor*

gold-eagle-actual

Oh, well, apologies then.. for assuming.... um.... I'm old and all it's a habit....

Wait, wtf does he mean by that?

roman-w

Don't worry about it 😁

general-shepherd-fucker

…… you wanna hug?

roman-w

Why would I need a hug, I'm mentally sound.

general-shepherd-fucker

….. dunno, just didn’t think anyone else offered the affection….

roman-w

.....*sniffle* yeah, I would like a hug.....

gold-eagle-actual

*pulls him in*

roman-w

*sob*

*slowly wakes up* ugh.....who hit me?

gold-eagle-actual

*Pats head* Don't worry about it....

roman-w

.....okay....

......bleh bleh bleh......

gold-eagle-actual

What the hell are you eating anyways?

roman-w

He's not eating anything, just something he does whenever "his mouth feels dry", his words not mine.

.......bleh bleh.....bleh bleh bleh.....

general-shepherd-fucker

oooooooooh

roman-w

He'll probably just do that for a minute.

Bleh......bleh bleh.....blah blah bleh......

gold-eagle-actual

*reboot trying it in the bg*

roman-w

*Scoots over to reboot* blah.....bleh bleh bleh bleh......blah bleh.....

Oh God, there's two of them.

gold-eagle-actual

Aww cute, they bonding,....

roman-w

*sigh*.....I guess it's fine.

......nom....nam noms......nam nam nam nom nom......

gold-eagle-actual

*the brothers run up to the Generals with a camera in both their faces*

.......Pussy

*giggles and screams as they both run away like gremlins*

-( @roman-w )

(ooc: it's that trend on tt where people run up to their parents, say naughty words and then run away)

*giggling in the bg*

*almost spits out coffee* wait, they can do that...

yeah. get with the times

my father would beat me if I even said holy cow... wtf

(so cute.... wait, do you see the general's as father figures [Brooklyn 99 reference])

roman-w

Hehehehehe, pussy.

Yeah yeah, pussy!

(ooc: these little weirdos be finding any father figure, messing with them, and bailing [nice reference, need to get back to watching it])

general-shepherd-fucker

*watching in awe*

Where did y'all even learn that...?

(Awwwww, cute... [goated show])

roman-w

....the video swiping app.

It's called TikTok, dumbass

:(

(they be kinda toxic to each other sometimes though {cough, cough, @ask-pricemillan , cough cough} who said that? [I'm also one of them House M.D. lovers] )

gold-eagle-actual

I ain't into all that tik-tak nonsense... if i were to ever learn of that word, it'd be through a proper day's hard work.... eavesdropping...

(That's literally me and my sister {real tho} [IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!!!])

roman-w

No, old man, TikTok is a social media app.

You clearly need it.

(me and my siblings be doing that too {he be beating up Clare} [has a hipaa violation every 5 minutes])

general-shepherd-fucker

How dare...

*searches it up*

(reminds me that i need to beat up my little punk/j {😞 he's so mean}[me when medical malpractice])

roman-w

......How old are they?

I don't know, probably 500 like that McMillan guy. They probably apart of the Silent Generation.

(all of the little punks need to be beat up/j {very mean 😔} [Me when Chase comes in screen: *rubs hands maliciously])

general-shepherd-fucker

Erm, actually, I'm 6000

OOooooooh..... *starts doomscrolling*

(petition to beat up the punks/j {sigh}[lowkey hilson and cuddy <3])

roman-w

Hehehe, old man stuck in the doom scroll.

Hehehehe.

(off with their heads!/j {deep sigh} [everyone on there is unfairly hot, minus Taub. I can't find nothing good about that man 😔])

gold-eagle-actual

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?! WH DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

(bite em/j {evil}[House M.D. more like Mog M.D.])

roman-w

THE DOOMSCROLL!

NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE!

He's probably stuck watching them AI generated reddit stories.

Or rant accounts.

Or those AI generated dog videos.

(nom nom {very evil, MacMillan currently beating them up} [Fr fr])

gold-eagle-actual

*chucks the phone aside* I just saw dih

oh my goooo-

(🤤😈 {yeah I just saw o7})

roman-w

OH YEAH, THE FLASHING POSTS!

(MacMillan being a very big meanie, not understanding trends)

gold-eagle-actual

*consoling reboot* all because of that dang phone

(frickin' unc)

roman-w

*they smirk and grab Reboots phone, being nosy and snooping through it*

(a big unc)

gold-eagle-actual

OH MY GOD NO!!!

you'll see the peeeen

(the biggest <3)

roman-w

.....We both love dih.

gold-eagle-actual

I'm pretty sure the dih I saw was the most rotted, unwashed, diseased, swollen, rigor mortis dih I ever saw... please... i beg you... spare your eyes

roman-w

.....*looks at phone*

Ooooo, Zombie Daddy.

(they are freaky over that dih 😔)

gold-eagle-actual

Them rn....

(NAH THAT"S CRAZY)

I need to pray for the first time is 58 Years, 6 months, and 8 days

roman-w

Why?

gold-eagle-actual

because this is a level of freaky I've never seen.... and I've seen Og and Cheryl together...

What's going on here?

hi babe

roman-w

*shows Cheryl the phone*

general-shepherd-fucker

DAYUM

WHAAAAAAAT

oh my lord

roman-w

YEAH! SOMEONE TO MATCH OUR FREAK!

Yippe!

general-shepherd-fucker

on GOD!! *goes in for a high five*

roman-w

*high five*

general-shepherd-fucker

YEAH

disgusting

*throwing up*

roman-w

......They never seen anything besides vanilla sex, have they?

general-shepherd-fucker

No, I've pegged and railed my man before.... but reboot is alloace

roman-w

DAYUM!

Roman rn:

My brother still a virgin. But you wouldn't be able to tell by how much he talks about fucking.

HEY >:(

general-shepherd-fucker

Wild

never be ashamed...

Means you never got nobody pregnant...

have you?

.... maybe, and yes, the kid lived..... so....

what the fuck?

roman-w

*sniffle* I'm a traumatized virgin.....

....Do I wanna know about this kid?

general-shepherd-fucker

there there *pats the traumatized virgin*

dunno... I mean... if you want?

roman-w

(hehehehe, colors)

Sure.

general-shepherd-fucker

(wait, what the hell? I COULD"VE SWORN I MADE THEM THE RIGHT COLORS, WHY ARE YOU INFECTING ME HEATHEN!!! Cheryl patted the traumatized virgin btw)

Well, there was a girl back with i was in high school... I was an old school fool and she liked bad boy types... So then we got together behind some of the bleachers during prom and we go steady for a good while after that..... one thing leads to another, she's pregnant.... and by that time i'd been enlisted in the military.... I stayed loyal tho... I always came back...

When she delivered, she died in childbirth, and turns out she'd been sleepin' around... In fact, I was her side piece... her main piece took the baby thinking it was his.... I haven't seen 'em since...

roman-w

(NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE)

..... That's sad.

......*cries*

Sorry for him, he's got parental issues.

gold-eagle-actual

(evil)

No problem, we all do..

SAME!!! *sobs with him*

*group hug*

roman-w

*sob*

..... I'm the only one here with a normal childhood?

gold-eagle-actual

*hugs tighter, cuz she doesn't want to deal with tears*

No my childhood was normal, my adulthood was shit.... there was my mom dying, the family falling apart, the toxic situationship yuri, my addiction, my brother dying of an overdose, my 2 year isolation i put myself through... among other things... and that all happened during my college years....

roman-w

*lets out a sob*

My mother put me in a cage because I was an affair child and she didn't like my birth father and I didn't know until my highschool years that he died of a heart attack and wanted to see me

.....I got the good end of the stick from my brother.

gold-eagle-actual

oh you poor thing.... *pats gently*

yeah, we can tell

roman-w

*sniffle*

What's that supposed to mean?

gold-eagle-actual

you just seem more mentally well adjusted... Do excuse me if that's rude.

roman-w

Nah, it ain't. And besides, I'm not all that normal either.

Mom instilled into him that he could have anyone, even if they were related to him.

*knock out*

*slumps to Floor*

gold-eagle-actual

Oh, well, apologies then.. for assuming.... um.... I'm old and all it's a habit....

Wait, wtf does he mean by that?

roman-w

Don't worry about it 😁

general-shepherd-fucker

…… you wanna hug?

roman-w

Why would I need a hug, I'm mentally sound.

general-shepherd-fucker

….. dunno, just didn’t think anyone else offered the affection….

roman-w

.....*sniffle* yeah, I would like a hug.....

gold-eagle-actual

*pulls him in*

roman-w

*sob*

*slowly wakes up* ugh.....who hit me?

gold-eagle-actual

*Pats head* Don't worry about it....

roman-w

.....okay....

......bleh bleh bleh......

gold-eagle-actual

What the hell are you eating anyways?

roman-w

He's not eating anything, just something he does whenever "his mouth feels dry", his words not mine.

.......bleh bleh.....bleh bleh bleh.....

general-shepherd-fucker

oooooooooh

roman-w

He'll probably just do that for a minute.

Bleh......bleh bleh.....blah blah bleh......

gold-eagle-actual

*reboot trying it in the bg*

roman-w

*Scoots over to reboot* blah.....bleh bleh bleh bleh......blah bleh.....

Oh God, there's two of them.

gold-eagle-actual

*the brothers run up to the Generals with a camera in both their faces*

.......Pussy

*giggles and screams as they both run away like gremlins*

-( @roman-w )

(ooc: it's that trend on tt where people run up to their parents, say naughty words and then run away)

*giggling in the bg*

*almost spits out coffee* wait, they can do that...

yeah. get with the times

my father would beat me if I even said holy cow... wtf

(so cute.... wait, do you see the general's as father figures [Brooklyn 99 reference])

roman-w

Hehehehehe, pussy.

Yeah yeah, pussy!

(ooc: these little weirdos be finding any father figure, messing with them, and bailing [nice reference, need to get back to watching it])

general-shepherd-fucker

*watching in awe*

Where did y'all even learn that...?

(Awwwww, cute... [goated show])

roman-w

....the video swiping app.

It's called TikTok, dumbass

:(

(they be kinda toxic to each other sometimes though {cough, cough, @ask-pricemillan , cough cough} who said that? [I'm also one of them House M.D. lovers] )

gold-eagle-actual

I ain't into all that tik-tak nonsense... if i were to ever learn of that word, it'd be through a proper day's hard work.... eavesdropping...

(That's literally me and my sister {real tho} [IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!!!])

roman-w

No, old man, TikTok is a social media app.

You clearly need it.

(me and my siblings be doing that too {he be beating up Clare} [has a hipaa violation every 5 minutes])

general-shepherd-fucker

How dare...

*searches it up*

(reminds me that i need to beat up my little punk/j {😞 he's so mean}[me when medical malpractice])

roman-w

......How old are they?

I don't know, probably 500 like that McMillan guy. They probably apart of the Silent Generation.

(all of the little punks need to be beat up/j {very mean 😔} [Me when Chase comes in screen: *rubs hands maliciously])

general-shepherd-fucker

Erm, actually, I'm 6000

OOooooooh..... *starts doomscrolling*

(petition to beat up the punks/j {sigh}[lowkey hilson and cuddy <3])

roman-w

Hehehe, old man stuck in the doom scroll.

Hehehehe.

(off with their heads!/j {deep sigh} [everyone on there is unfairly hot, minus Taub. I can't find nothing good about that man 😔])

gold-eagle-actual

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?! WH DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

(bite em/j {evil}[House M.D. more like Mog M.D.])

roman-w

THE DOOMSCROLL!

NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE!

He's probably stuck watching them AI generated reddit stories.

Or rant accounts.

Or those AI generated dog videos.

(nom nom {very evil, MacMillan currently beating them up} [Fr fr])

gold-eagle-actual

*chucks the phone aside* I just saw dih

oh my goooo-

(🤤😈 {yeah I just saw o7})

roman-w

OH YEAH, THE FLASHING POSTS!

(MacMillan being a very big meanie, not understanding trends)

gold-eagle-actual

*consoling reboot* all because of that dang phone

(frickin' unc)

roman-w

*they smirk and grab Reboots phone, being nosy and snooping through it*

(a big unc)

gold-eagle-actual

OH MY GOD NO!!!

you'll see the peeeen

(the biggest <3)

roman-w

.....We both love dih.

gold-eagle-actual

I'm pretty sure the dih I saw was the most rotted, unwashed, diseased, swollen, rigor mortis dih I ever saw... please... i beg you... spare your eyes

roman-w

.....*looks at phone*

Ooooo, Zombie Daddy.

(they are freaky over that dih 😔)

gold-eagle-actual

Them rn....

(NAH THAT"S CRAZY)

I need to pray for the first time is 58 Years, 6 months, and 8 days

roman-w

Why?

gold-eagle-actual

because this is a level of freaky I've never seen.... and I've seen Og and Cheryl together...

What's going on here?

hi babe

roman-w

*shows Cheryl the phone*

general-shepherd-fucker

DAYUM

WHAAAAAAAT

oh my lord

roman-w

YEAH! SOMEONE TO MATCH OUR FREAK!

Yippe!

general-shepherd-fucker

on GOD!! *goes in for a high five*

roman-w

*high five*

general-shepherd-fucker

YEAH

disgusting

*throwing up*

roman-w

......They never seen anything besides vanilla sex, have they?

general-shepherd-fucker

No, I've pegged and railed my man before.... but reboot is alloace

roman-w

DAYUM!

Roman rn:

My brother still a virgin. But you wouldn't be able to tell by how much he talks about fucking.

HEY >:(

general-shepherd-fucker

Wild

never be ashamed...

Means you never got nobody pregnant...

have you?

.... maybe, and yes, the kid lived..... so....

what the fuck?

roman-w

*sniffle* I'm a traumatized virgin.....

....Do I wanna know about this kid?

general-shepherd-fucker

there there *pats the traumatized virgin*

dunno... I mean... if you want?

roman-w

(hehehehe, colors)

Sure.

general-shepherd-fucker

(wait, what the hell? I COULD"VE SWORN I MADE THEM THE RIGHT COLORS, WHY ARE YOU INFECTING ME HEATHEN!!! Cheryl patted the traumatized virgin btw)

Well, there was a girl back with i was in high school... I was an old school fool and she liked bad boy types... So then we got together behind some of the bleachers during prom and we go steady for a good while after that..... one thing leads to another, she's pregnant.... and by that time i'd been enlisted in the military.... I stayed loyal tho... I always came back...

When she delivered, she died in childbirth, and turns out she'd been sleepin' around... In fact, I was her side piece... her main piece took the baby thinking it was his.... I haven't seen 'em since...

roman-w

(NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE)

..... That's sad.

......*cries*

Sorry for him, he's got parental issues.

gold-eagle-actual

(evil)

No problem, we all do..

SAME!!! *sobs with him*

*group hug*

roman-w

*sob*

..... I'm the only one here with a normal childhood?

gold-eagle-actual

*hugs tighter, cuz she doesn't want to deal with tears*

No my childhood was normal, my adulthood was shit.... there was my mom dying, the family falling apart, the toxic situationship yuri, my addiction, my brother dying of an overdose, my 2 year isolation i put myself through... among other things... and that all happened during my college years....

roman-w

*lets out a sob*

My mother put me in a cage because I was an affair child and she didn't like my birth father and I didn't know until my highschool years that he died of a heart attack and wanted to see me

.....I got the good end of the stick from my brother.

gold-eagle-actual

oh you poor thing.... *pats gently*

yeah, we can tell

roman-w

*sniffle*

What's that supposed to mean?

gold-eagle-actual

you just seem more mentally well adjusted... Do excuse me if that's rude.

roman-w

Nah, it ain't. And besides, I'm not all that normal either.

Mom instilled into him that he could have anyone, even if they were related to him.

*knock out*

*slumps to Floor*

gold-eagle-actual

Oh, well, apologies then.. for assuming.... um.... I'm old and all it's a habit....

Wait, wtf does he mean by that?

roman-w

Don't worry about it 😁

general-shepherd-fucker

…… you wanna hug?

roman-w

Why would I need a hug, I'm mentally sound.

general-shepherd-fucker

….. dunno, just didn’t think anyone else offered the affection….

roman-w

.....*sniffle* yeah, I would like a hug.....

gold-eagle-actual

*pulls him in*

roman-w

*sob*

*slowly wakes up* ugh.....who hit me?

gold-eagle-actual

*Pats head* Don't worry about it....

roman-w

.....okay....

......bleh bleh bleh......

gold-eagle-actual

What the hell are you eating anyways?

roman-w

He's not eating anything, just something he does whenever "his mouth feels dry", his words not mine.

.......bleh bleh.....bleh bleh bleh.....

general-shepherd-fucker

oooooooooh

roman-w

He'll probably just do that for a minute.

Bleh......bleh bleh.....blah blah bleh......

gold-eagle-actual

*the brothers run up to the Generals with a camera in both their faces*

.......Pussy

*giggles and screams as they both run away like gremlins*

-( @roman-w )

(ooc: it's that trend on tt where people run up to their parents, say naughty words and then run away)

*giggling in the bg*

*almost spits out coffee* wait, they can do that...

yeah. get with the times

my father would beat me if I even said holy cow... wtf

(so cute.... wait, do you see the general's as father figures [Brooklyn 99 reference])

roman-w

Hehehehehe, pussy.

Yeah yeah, pussy!

(ooc: these little weirdos be finding any father figure, messing with them, and bailing [nice reference, need to get back to watching it])

general-shepherd-fucker

*watching in awe*

Where did y'all even learn that...?

(Awwwww, cute... [goated show])

roman-w

....the video swiping app.

It's called TikTok, dumbass

:(

(they be kinda toxic to each other sometimes though {cough, cough, @ask-pricemillan , cough cough} who said that? [I'm also one of them House M.D. lovers] )

gold-eagle-actual

I ain't into all that tik-tak nonsense... if i were to ever learn of that word, it'd be through a proper day's hard work.... eavesdropping...

(That's literally me and my sister {real tho} [IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!!!])

roman-w

No, old man, TikTok is a social media app.

You clearly need it.

(me and my siblings be doing that too {he be beating up Clare} [has a hipaa violation every 5 minutes])

general-shepherd-fucker

How dare...

*searches it up*

(reminds me that i need to beat up my little punk/j {😞 he's so mean}[me when medical malpractice])

roman-w

......How old are they?

I don't know, probably 500 like that McMillan guy. They probably apart of the Silent Generation.

(all of the little punks need to be beat up/j {very mean 😔} [Me when Chase comes in screen: *rubs hands maliciously])

general-shepherd-fucker

Erm, actually, I'm 6000

OOooooooh..... *starts doomscrolling*

(petition to beat up the punks/j {sigh}[lowkey hilson and cuddy <3])

roman-w

Hehehe, old man stuck in the doom scroll.

Hehehehe.

(off with their heads!/j {deep sigh} [everyone on there is unfairly hot, minus Taub. I can't find nothing good about that man 😔])

gold-eagle-actual

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?! WH DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

(bite em/j {evil}[House M.D. more like Mog M.D.])

roman-w

THE DOOMSCROLL!

NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE!

He's probably stuck watching them AI generated reddit stories.

Or rant accounts.

Or those AI generated dog videos.

(nom nom {very evil, MacMillan currently beating them up} [Fr fr])

gold-eagle-actual

*chucks the phone aside* I just saw dih

oh my goooo-

(🤤😈 {yeah I just saw o7})

roman-w

OH YEAH, THE FLASHING POSTS!

(MacMillan being a very big meanie, not understanding trends)

gold-eagle-actual

*consoling reboot* all because of that dang phone

(frickin' unc)

roman-w

*they smirk and grab Reboots phone, being nosy and snooping through it*

(a big unc)

gold-eagle-actual

OH MY GOD NO!!!

you'll see the peeeen

(the biggest <3)

roman-w

.....We both love dih.

gold-eagle-actual

I'm pretty sure the dih I saw was the most rotted, unwashed, diseased, swollen, rigor mortis dih I ever saw... please... i beg you... spare your eyes

roman-w

.....*looks at phone*

Ooooo, Zombie Daddy.

(they are freaky over that dih 😔)

gold-eagle-actual

Them rn....

(NAH THAT"S CRAZY)

I need to pray for the first time is 58 Years, 6 months, and 8 days

roman-w

Why?

gold-eagle-actual

because this is a level of freaky I've never seen.... and I've seen Og and Cheryl together...

What's going on here?

hi babe

roman-w

*shows Cheryl the phone*

general-shepherd-fucker

DAYUM

WHAAAAAAAT

oh my lord

roman-w

YEAH! SOMEONE TO MATCH OUR FREAK!

Yippe!

general-shepherd-fucker

on GOD!! *goes in for a high five*

roman-w

*high five*

general-shepherd-fucker

YEAH

disgusting

*throwing up*

roman-w

......They never seen anything besides vanilla sex, have they?

general-shepherd-fucker

No, I've pegged and railed my man before.... but reboot is alloace

roman-w

DAYUM!

Roman rn:

My brother still a virgin. But you wouldn't be able to tell by how much he talks about fucking.

HEY >:(

general-shepherd-fucker

Wild

never be ashamed...

Means you never got nobody pregnant...

have you?

.... maybe, and yes, the kid lived..... so....

what the fuck?

roman-w

*sniffle* I'm a traumatized virgin.....

....Do I wanna know about this kid?

general-shepherd-fucker

there there *pats the traumatized virgin*

dunno... I mean... if you want?

roman-w

(hehehehe, colors)

Sure.

general-shepherd-fucker

(wait, what the hell? I COULD"VE SWORN I MADE THEM THE RIGHT COLORS, WHY ARE YOU INFECTING ME HEATHEN!!! Cheryl patted the traumatized virgin btw)

Well, there was a girl back with i was in high school... I was an old school fool and she liked bad boy types... So then we got together behind some of the bleachers during prom and we go steady for a good while after that..... one thing leads to another, she's pregnant.... and by that time i'd been enlisted in the military.... I stayed loyal tho... I always came back...

When she delivered, she died in childbirth, and turns out she'd been sleepin' around... In fact, I was her side piece... her main piece took the baby thinking it was his.... I haven't seen 'em since...

roman-w

(NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE)

..... That's sad.

......*cries*

Sorry for him, he's got parental issues.

gold-eagle-actual

(evil)

No problem, we all do..

SAME!!! *sobs with him*

*group hug*

roman-w

*sob*

..... I'm the only one here with a normal childhood?

gold-eagle-actual

*hugs tighter, cuz she doesn't want to deal with tears*

No my childhood was normal, my adulthood was shit.... there was my mom dying, the family falling apart, the toxic situationship yuri, my addiction, my brother dying of an overdose, my 2 year isolation i put myself through... among other things... and that all happened during my college years....

roman-w

*lets out a sob*

My mother put me in a cage because I was an affair child and she didn't like my birth father and I didn't know until my highschool years that he died of a heart attack and wanted to see me

.....I got the good end of the stick from my brother.

gold-eagle-actual

oh you poor thing.... *pats gently*

yeah, we can tell

roman-w

*sniffle*

What's that supposed to mean?

gold-eagle-actual

you just seem more mentally well adjusted... Do excuse me if that's rude.

roman-w

Nah, it ain't. And besides, I'm not all that normal either.

Mom instilled into him that he could have anyone, even if they were related to him.

*knock out*

*slumps to Floor*

gold-eagle-actual

Oh, well, apologies then.. for assuming.... um.... I'm old and all it's a habit....

Wait, wtf does he mean by that?

roman-w

Don't worry about it 😁

general-shepherd-fucker

…… you wanna hug?

roman-w

Why would I need a hug, I'm mentally sound.

general-shepherd-fucker

….. dunno, just didn’t think anyone else offered the affection….

roman-w

.....*sniffle* yeah, I would like a hug.....

gold-eagle-actual

*pulls him in*

roman-w

*sob*

*slowly wakes up* ugh.....who hit me?

gold-eagle-actual

*Pats head* Don't worry about it....

roman-w

.....okay....

......bleh bleh bleh......

gold-eagle-actual

What the hell are you eating anyways?

roman-w

He's not eating anything, just something he does whenever "his mouth feels dry", his words not mine.

.......bleh bleh.....bleh bleh bleh.....

gold-eagle-actual

*the brothers run up to the Generals with a camera in both their faces*

.......Pussy

*giggles and screams as they both run away like gremlins*

-( @roman-w )

(ooc: it's that trend on tt where people run up to their parents, say naughty words and then run away)

*giggling in the bg*

*almost spits out coffee* wait, they can do that...

yeah. get with the times

my father would beat me if I even said holy cow... wtf

(so cute.... wait, do you see the general's as father figures [Brooklyn 99 reference])

roman-w

Hehehehehe, pussy.

Yeah yeah, pussy!

(ooc: these little weirdos be finding any father figure, messing with them, and bailing [nice reference, need to get back to watching it])

general-shepherd-fucker

*watching in awe*

Where did y'all even learn that...?

(Awwwww, cute... [goated show])

roman-w

....the video swiping app.

It's called TikTok, dumbass

:(

(they be kinda toxic to each other sometimes though {cough, cough, @ask-pricemillan , cough cough} who said that? [I'm also one of them House M.D. lovers] )

gold-eagle-actual

I ain't into all that tik-tak nonsense... if i were to ever learn of that word, it'd be through a proper day's hard work.... eavesdropping...

(That's literally me and my sister {real tho} [IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!!!])

roman-w

No, old man, TikTok is a social media app.

You clearly need it.

(me and my siblings be doing that too {he be beating up Clare} [has a hipaa violation every 5 minutes])

general-shepherd-fucker

How dare...

*searches it up*

(reminds me that i need to beat up my little punk/j {😞 he's so mean}[me when medical malpractice])

roman-w

......How old are they?

I don't know, probably 500 like that McMillan guy. They probably apart of the Silent Generation.

(all of the little punks need to be beat up/j {very mean 😔} [Me when Chase comes in screen: *rubs hands maliciously])

general-shepherd-fucker

Erm, actually, I'm 6000

OOooooooh..... *starts doomscrolling*

(petition to beat up the punks/j {sigh}[lowkey hilson and cuddy <3])

roman-w

Hehehe, old man stuck in the doom scroll.

Hehehehe.

(off with their heads!/j {deep sigh} [everyone on there is unfairly hot, minus Taub. I can't find nothing good about that man 😔])

gold-eagle-actual

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?! WH DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

(bite em/j {evil}[House M.D. more like Mog M.D.])

roman-w

THE DOOMSCROLL!

NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE!

He's probably stuck watching them AI generated reddit stories.

Or rant accounts.

Or those AI generated dog videos.

(nom nom {very evil, MacMillan currently beating them up} [Fr fr])

gold-eagle-actual

*chucks the phone aside* I just saw dih

oh my goooo-

(🤤😈 {yeah I just saw o7})

roman-w

OH YEAH, THE FLASHING POSTS!

(MacMillan being a very big meanie, not understanding trends)

gold-eagle-actual

*consoling reboot* all because of that dang phone

(frickin' unc)

roman-w

*they smirk and grab Reboots phone, being nosy and snooping through it*

(a big unc)

gold-eagle-actual

OH MY GOD NO!!!

you'll see the peeeen

(the biggest <3)

roman-w

.....We both love dih.

gold-eagle-actual

I'm pretty sure the dih I saw was the most rotted, unwashed, diseased, swollen, rigor mortis dih I ever saw... please... i beg you... spare your eyes

roman-w

.....*looks at phone*

Ooooo, Zombie Daddy.

(they are freaky over that dih 😔)

gold-eagle-actual

Them rn....

(NAH THAT"S CRAZY)

I need to pray for the first time is 58 Years, 6 months, and 8 days

roman-w

Why?

gold-eagle-actual

because this is a level of freaky I've never seen.... and I've seen Og and Cheryl together...

What's going on here?

hi babe

roman-w

*shows Cheryl the phone*

general-shepherd-fucker

DAYUM

WHAAAAAAAT

oh my lord

roman-w

YEAH! SOMEONE TO MATCH OUR FREAK!

Yippe!

general-shepherd-fucker

on GOD!! *goes in for a high five*

roman-w

*high five*

general-shepherd-fucker

YEAH

disgusting

*throwing up*

roman-w

......They never seen anything besides vanilla sex, have they?

general-shepherd-fucker

No, I've pegged and railed my man before.... but reboot is alloace

roman-w

DAYUM!

Roman rn:

My brother still a virgin. But you wouldn't be able to tell by how much he talks about fucking.

HEY >:(

general-shepherd-fucker

Wild

never be ashamed...

Means you never got nobody pregnant...

have you?

.... maybe, and yes, the kid lived..... so....

what the fuck?

roman-w

*sniffle* I'm a traumatized virgin.....

....Do I wanna know about this kid?

general-shepherd-fucker

there there *pats the traumatized virgin*

dunno... I mean... if you want?

roman-w

(hehehehe, colors)

Sure.

general-shepherd-fucker

(wait, what the hell? I COULD"VE SWORN I MADE THEM THE RIGHT COLORS, WHY ARE YOU INFECTING ME HEATHEN!!! Cheryl patted the traumatized virgin btw)

Well, there was a girl back with i was in high school... I was an old school fool and she liked bad boy types... So then we got together behind some of the bleachers during prom and we go steady for a good while after that..... one thing leads to another, she's pregnant.... and by that time i'd been enlisted in the military.... I stayed loyal tho... I always came back...

When she delivered, she died in childbirth, and turns out she'd been sleepin' around... In fact, I was her side piece... her main piece took the baby thinking it was his.... I haven't seen 'em since...

roman-w

(NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE)

..... That's sad.

......*cries*

Sorry for him, he's got parental issues.

gold-eagle-actual

(evil)

No problem, we all do..

SAME!!! *sobs with him*

*group hug*

roman-w

*sob*

..... I'm the only one here with a normal childhood?

gold-eagle-actual

*hugs tighter, cuz she doesn't want to deal with tears*

No my childhood was normal, my adulthood was shit.... there was my mom dying, the family falling apart, the toxic situationship yuri, my addiction, my brother dying of an overdose, my 2 year isolation i put myself through... among other things... and that all happened during my college years....

roman-w

*lets out a sob*

My mother put me in a cage because I was an affair child and she didn't like my birth father and I didn't know until my highschool years that he died of a heart attack and wanted to see me

.....I got the good end of the stick from my brother.

gold-eagle-actual

oh you poor thing.... *pats gently*

yeah, we can tell

roman-w

*sniffle*

What's that supposed to mean?

gold-eagle-actual

you just seem more mentally well adjusted... Do excuse me if that's rude.

roman-w

Nah, it ain't. And besides, I'm not all that normal either.

Mom instilled into him that he could have anyone, even if they were related to him.

*knock out*

*slumps to Floor*

gold-eagle-actual

Oh, well, apologies then.. for assuming.... um.... I'm old and all it's a habit....

Wait, wtf does he mean by that?

roman-w

Don't worry about it 😁

general-shepherd-fucker

…… you wanna hug?

roman-w

Why would I need a hug, I'm mentally sound.

general-shepherd-fucker

….. dunno, just didn’t think anyone else offered the affection….

roman-w

.....*sniffle* yeah, I would like a hug.....

gold-eagle-actual

*pulls him in*

roman-w

*sob*

*slowly wakes up* ugh.....who hit me?

gold-eagle-actual

*Pats head* Don't worry about it....

roman-w

.....okay....

......bleh bleh bleh......

gold-eagle-actual

*the brothers run up to the Generals with a camera in both their faces*

.......Pussy

*giggles and screams as they both run away like gremlins*

-( @roman-w )

(ooc: it's that trend on tt where people run up to their parents, say naughty words and then run away)

*giggling in the bg*

*almost spits out coffee* wait, they can do that...

yeah. get with the times

my father would beat me if I even said holy cow... wtf

(so cute.... wait, do you see the general's as father figures [Brooklyn 99 reference])

roman-w

Hehehehehe, pussy.

Yeah yeah, pussy!

(ooc: these little weirdos be finding any father figure, messing with them, and bailing [nice reference, need to get back to watching it])

general-shepherd-fucker

*watching in awe*

Where did y'all even learn that...?

(Awwwww, cute... [goated show])

roman-w

....the video swiping app.

It's called TikTok, dumbass

:(

(they be kinda toxic to each other sometimes though {cough, cough, @ask-pricemillan , cough cough} who said that? [I'm also one of them House M.D. lovers] )

gold-eagle-actual

I ain't into all that tik-tak nonsense... if i were to ever learn of that word, it'd be through a proper day's hard work.... eavesdropping...

(That's literally me and my sister {real tho} [IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!!!])

roman-w

No, old man, TikTok is a social media app.

You clearly need it.

(me and my siblings be doing that too {he be beating up Clare} [has a hipaa violation every 5 minutes])

general-shepherd-fucker

How dare...

*searches it up*

(reminds me that i need to beat up my little punk/j {😞 he's so mean}[me when medical malpractice])

roman-w

......How old are they?

I don't know, probably 500 like that McMillan guy. They probably apart of the Silent Generation.

(all of the little punks need to be beat up/j {very mean 😔} [Me when Chase comes in screen: *rubs hands maliciously])

general-shepherd-fucker

Erm, actually, I'm 6000

OOooooooh..... *starts doomscrolling*

(petition to beat up the punks/j {sigh}[lowkey hilson and cuddy <3])

roman-w

Hehehe, old man stuck in the doom scroll.

Hehehehe.

(off with their heads!/j {deep sigh} [everyone on there is unfairly hot, minus Taub. I can't find nothing good about that man 😔])

gold-eagle-actual

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?! WH DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

(bite em/j {evil}[House M.D. more like Mog M.D.])

roman-w

THE DOOMSCROLL!

NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE!

He's probably stuck watching them AI generated reddit stories.

Or rant accounts.

Or those AI generated dog videos.

(nom nom {very evil, MacMillan currently beating them up} [Fr fr])

gold-eagle-actual

*chucks the phone aside* I just saw dih

oh my goooo-

(🤤😈 {yeah I just saw o7})

roman-w

OH YEAH, THE FLASHING POSTS!

(MacMillan being a very big meanie, not understanding trends)

gold-eagle-actual

*consoling reboot* all because of that dang phone

(frickin' unc)

roman-w

*they smirk and grab Reboots phone, being nosy and snooping through it*

(a big unc)

gold-eagle-actual

OH MY GOD NO!!!

you'll see the peeeen

(the biggest <3)

roman-w

.....We both love dih.

gold-eagle-actual

I'm pretty sure the dih I saw was the most rotted, unwashed, diseased, swollen, rigor mortis dih I ever saw... please... i beg you... spare your eyes

roman-w

.....*looks at phone*

Ooooo, Zombie Daddy.

(they are freaky over that dih 😔)

gold-eagle-actual

Them rn....

(NAH THAT"S CRAZY)

I need to pray for the first time is 58 Years, 6 months, and 8 days

roman-w

Why?

gold-eagle-actual

because this is a level of freaky I've never seen.... and I've seen Og and Cheryl together...

What's going on here?

hi babe

roman-w

*shows Cheryl the phone*

general-shepherd-fucker

DAYUM

WHAAAAAAAT

oh my lord

roman-w

YEAH! SOMEONE TO MATCH OUR FREAK!

Yippe!

general-shepherd-fucker

on GOD!! *goes in for a high five*

roman-w

*high five*

general-shepherd-fucker

YEAH

disgusting

*throwing up*

roman-w

......They never seen anything besides vanilla sex, have they?

general-shepherd-fucker

No, I've pegged and railed my man before.... but reboot is alloace

roman-w

DAYUM!

Roman rn:

My brother still a virgin. But you wouldn't be able to tell by how much he talks about fucking.

HEY >:(

general-shepherd-fucker

Wild

never be ashamed...

Means you never got nobody pregnant...

have you?

.... maybe, and yes, the kid lived..... so....

what the fuck?

roman-w

*sniffle* I'm a traumatized virgin.....

....Do I wanna know about this kid?

general-shepherd-fucker

there there *pats the traumatized virgin*

dunno... I mean... if you want?

roman-w

(hehehehe, colors)

Sure.

general-shepherd-fucker

(wait, what the hell? I COULD"VE SWORN I MADE THEM THE RIGHT COLORS, WHY ARE YOU INFECTING ME HEATHEN!!! Cheryl patted the traumatized virgin btw)

Well, there was a girl back with i was in high school... I was an old school fool and she liked bad boy types... So then we got together behind some of the bleachers during prom and we go steady for a good while after that..... one thing leads to another, she's pregnant.... and by that time i'd been enlisted in the military.... I stayed loyal tho... I always came back...

When she delivered, she died in childbirth, and turns out she'd been sleepin' around... In fact, I was her side piece... her main piece took the baby thinking it was his.... I haven't seen 'em since...

roman-w

(NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE)

..... That's sad.

......*cries*

Sorry for him, he's got parental issues.

gold-eagle-actual

(evil)

No problem, we all do..

SAME!!! *sobs with him*

*group hug*

roman-w

*sob*

..... I'm the only one here with a normal childhood?

gold-eagle-actual

*hugs tighter, cuz she doesn't want to deal with tears*

No my childhood was normal, my adulthood was shit.... there was my mom dying, the family falling apart, the toxic situationship yuri, my addiction, my brother dying of an overdose, my 2 year isolation i put myself through... among other things... and that all happened during my college years....

roman-w

*lets out a sob*

My mother put me in a cage because I was an affair child and she didn't like my birth father and I didn't know until my highschool years that he died of a heart attack and wanted to see me

.....I got the good end of the stick from my brother.

gold-eagle-actual

oh you poor thing.... *pats gently*

yeah, we can tell

roman-w

*sniffle*

What's that supposed to mean?

gold-eagle-actual

you just seem more mentally well adjusted... Do excuse me if that's rude.

roman-w

Nah, it ain't. And besides, I'm not all that normal either.

Mom instilled into him that he could have anyone, even if they were related to him.

*knock out*

*slumps to Floor*

gold-eagle-actual

Oh, well, apologies then.. for assuming.... um.... I'm old and all it's a habit....

Wait, wtf does he mean by that?

roman-w

Don't worry about it 😁

general-shepherd-fucker

…… you wanna hug?

roman-w

Why would I need a hug, I'm mentally sound.

general-shepherd-fucker

….. dunno, just didn’t think anyone else offered the affection….

roman-w

.....*sniffle* yeah, I would like a hug.....

gold-eagle-actual

*pulls him in*

roman-w

*sob*

*slowly wakes up* ugh.....who hit me?

gold-eagle-actual

*the brothers run up to the Generals with a camera in both their faces*

.......Pussy

*giggles and screams as they both run away like gremlins*

-( @roman-w )

(ooc: it's that trend on tt where people run up to their parents, say naughty words and then run away)

*giggling in the bg*

*almost spits out coffee* wait, they can do that...

yeah. get with the times

my father would beat me if I even said holy cow... wtf

(so cute.... wait, do you see the general's as father figures [Brooklyn 99 reference])

roman-w

Hehehehehe, pussy.

Yeah yeah, pussy!

(ooc: these little weirdos be finding any father figure, messing with them, and bailing [nice reference, need to get back to watching it])

general-shepherd-fucker

*watching in awe*

Where did y'all even learn that...?

(Awwwww, cute... [goated show])

roman-w

....the video swiping app.

It's called TikTok, dumbass

:(

(they be kinda toxic to each other sometimes though {cough, cough, @ask-pricemillan , cough cough} who said that? [I'm also one of them House M.D. lovers] )

gold-eagle-actual

I ain't into all that tik-tak nonsense... if i were to ever learn of that word, it'd be through a proper day's hard work.... eavesdropping...

(That's literally me and my sister {real tho} [IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!!!])

roman-w

No, old man, TikTok is a social media app.

You clearly need it.

(me and my siblings be doing that too {he be beating up Clare} [has a hipaa violation every 5 minutes])

general-shepherd-fucker

How dare...

*searches it up*

(reminds me that i need to beat up my little punk/j {😞 he's so mean}[me when medical malpractice])

roman-w

......How old are they?

I don't know, probably 500 like that McMillan guy. They probably apart of the Silent Generation.

(all of the little punks need to be beat up/j {very mean 😔} [Me when Chase comes in screen: *rubs hands maliciously])

general-shepherd-fucker

Erm, actually, I'm 6000

OOooooooh..... *starts doomscrolling*

(petition to beat up the punks/j {sigh}[lowkey hilson and cuddy <3])

roman-w

Hehehe, old man stuck in the doom scroll.

Hehehehe.

(off with their heads!/j {deep sigh} [everyone on there is unfairly hot, minus Taub. I can't find nothing good about that man 😔])

gold-eagle-actual

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?! WH DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

(bite em/j {evil}[House M.D. more like Mog M.D.])

roman-w

THE DOOMSCROLL!

NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE!

He's probably stuck watching them AI generated reddit stories.

Or rant accounts.

Or those AI generated dog videos.

(nom nom {very evil, MacMillan currently beating them up} [Fr fr])

gold-eagle-actual

*chucks the phone aside* I just saw dih

oh my goooo-

(🤤😈 {yeah I just saw o7})

roman-w

OH YEAH, THE FLASHING POSTS!

(MacMillan being a very big meanie, not understanding trends)

gold-eagle-actual

*consoling reboot* all because of that dang phone

(frickin' unc)

roman-w

*they smirk and grab Reboots phone, being nosy and snooping through it*

(a big unc)

gold-eagle-actual

OH MY GOD NO!!!

you'll see the peeeen

(the biggest <3)

roman-w

.....We both love dih.

gold-eagle-actual

I'm pretty sure the dih I saw was the most rotted, unwashed, diseased, swollen, rigor mortis dih I ever saw... please... i beg you... spare your eyes

roman-w

.....*looks at phone*

Ooooo, Zombie Daddy.

(they are freaky over that dih 😔)

gold-eagle-actual

Them rn....

(NAH THAT"S CRAZY)

I need to pray for the first time is 58 Years, 6 months, and 8 days

roman-w

Why?

gold-eagle-actual

because this is a level of freaky I've never seen.... and I've seen Og and Cheryl together...

What's going on here?

hi babe

roman-w

*shows Cheryl the phone*

general-shepherd-fucker

DAYUM

WHAAAAAAAT

oh my lord

roman-w

YEAH! SOMEONE TO MATCH OUR FREAK!

Yippe!

general-shepherd-fucker

on GOD!! *goes in for a high five*

roman-w

*high five*

general-shepherd-fucker

YEAH

disgusting

*throwing up*

roman-w

......They never seen anything besides vanilla sex, have they?

general-shepherd-fucker

No, I've pegged and railed my man before.... but reboot is alloace

roman-w

DAYUM!

Roman rn:

My brother still a virgin. But you wouldn't be able to tell by how much he talks about fucking.

HEY >:(

general-shepherd-fucker

Wild

never be ashamed...

Means you never got nobody pregnant...

have you?

.... maybe, and yes, the kid lived..... so....

what the fuck?

roman-w

*sniffle* I'm a traumatized virgin.....

....Do I wanna know about this kid?

general-shepherd-fucker

there there *pats the traumatized virgin*

dunno... I mean... if you want?

roman-w

(hehehehe, colors)

Sure.

general-shepherd-fucker

(wait, what the hell? I COULD"VE SWORN I MADE THEM THE RIGHT COLORS, WHY ARE YOU INFECTING ME HEATHEN!!! Cheryl patted the traumatized virgin btw)

Well, there was a girl back with i was in high school... I was an old school fool and she liked bad boy types... So then we got together behind some of the bleachers during prom and we go steady for a good while after that..... one thing leads to another, she's pregnant.... and by that time i'd been enlisted in the military.... I stayed loyal tho... I always came back...

When she delivered, she died in childbirth, and turns out she'd been sleepin' around... In fact, I was her side piece... her main piece took the baby thinking it was his.... I haven't seen 'em since...

roman-w

(NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE)

..... That's sad.

......*cries*

Sorry for him, he's got parental issues.

gold-eagle-actual

(evil)

No problem, we all do..

SAME!!! *sobs with him*

*group hug*

roman-w

*sob*

..... I'm the only one here with a normal childhood?

gold-eagle-actual

*hugs tighter, cuz she doesn't want to deal with tears*

No my childhood was normal, my adulthood was shit.... there was my mom dying, the family falling apart, the toxic situationship yuri, my addiction, my brother dying of an overdose, my 2 year isolation i put myself through... among other things... and that all happened during my college years....

roman-w

*lets out a sob*

My mother put me in a cage because I was an affair child and she didn't like my birth father and I didn't know until my highschool years that he died of a heart attack and wanted to see me

.....I got the good end of the stick from my brother.

gold-eagle-actual

oh you poor thing.... *pats gently*

yeah, we can tell

roman-w

*sniffle*

What's that supposed to mean?

gold-eagle-actual

you just seem more mentally well adjusted... Do excuse me if that's rude.

roman-w

Nah, it ain't. And besides, I'm not all that normal either.

Mom instilled into him that he could have anyone, even if they were related to him.

*knock out*

*slumps to Floor*

gold-eagle-actual

Oh, well, apologies then.. for assuming.... um.... I'm old and all it's a habit....

Wait, wtf does he mean by that?

roman-w

Don't worry about it 😁

general-shepherd-fucker

…… you wanna hug?

roman-w

Why would I need a hug, I'm mentally sound.

general-shepherd-fucker

….. dunno, just didn’t think anyone else offered the affection….

roman-w

.....*sniffle* yeah, I would like a hug.....

gold-eagle-actual

*the brothers run up to the Generals with a camera in both their faces*

.......Pussy

*giggles and screams as they both run away like gremlins*

-( @roman-w )

(ooc: it's that trend on tt where people run up to their parents, say naughty words and then run away)

*giggling in the bg*

*almost spits out coffee* wait, they can do that...

yeah. get with the times

my father would beat me if I even said holy cow... wtf

(so cute.... wait, do you see the general's as father figures [Brooklyn 99 reference])

roman-w

Hehehehehe, pussy.

Yeah yeah, pussy!

(ooc: these little weirdos be finding any father figure, messing with them, and bailing [nice reference, need to get back to watching it])

general-shepherd-fucker

*watching in awe*

Where did y'all even learn that...?

(Awwwww, cute... [goated show])

roman-w

....the video swiping app.

It's called TikTok, dumbass

:(

(they be kinda toxic to each other sometimes though {cough, cough, @ask-pricemillan , cough cough} who said that? [I'm also one of them House M.D. lovers] )

gold-eagle-actual

I ain't into all that tik-tak nonsense... if i were to ever learn of that word, it'd be through a proper day's hard work.... eavesdropping...

(That's literally me and my sister {real tho} [IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!!!])

roman-w

No, old man, TikTok is a social media app.

You clearly need it.

(me and my siblings be doing that too {he be beating up Clare} [has a hipaa violation every 5 minutes])

general-shepherd-fucker

How dare...

*searches it up*

(reminds me that i need to beat up my little punk/j {😞 he's so mean}[me when medical malpractice])

roman-w

......How old are they?

I don't know, probably 500 like that McMillan guy. They probably apart of the Silent Generation.

(all of the little punks need to be beat up/j {very mean 😔} [Me when Chase comes in screen: *rubs hands maliciously])

general-shepherd-fucker

Erm, actually, I'm 6000

OOooooooh..... *starts doomscrolling*

(petition to beat up the punks/j {sigh}[lowkey hilson and cuddy <3])

roman-w

Hehehe, old man stuck in the doom scroll.

Hehehehe.

(off with their heads!/j {deep sigh} [everyone on there is unfairly hot, minus Taub. I can't find nothing good about that man 😔])

gold-eagle-actual

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?! WH DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

(bite em/j {evil}[House M.D. more like Mog M.D.])

roman-w

THE DOOMSCROLL!

NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE!

He's probably stuck watching them AI generated reddit stories.

Or rant accounts.

Or those AI generated dog videos.

(nom nom {very evil, MacMillan currently beating them up} [Fr fr])

gold-eagle-actual

*chucks the phone aside* I just saw dih

oh my goooo-

(🤤😈 {yeah I just saw o7})

roman-w

OH YEAH, THE FLASHING POSTS!

(MacMillan being a very big meanie, not understanding trends)

gold-eagle-actual

*consoling reboot* all because of that dang phone

(frickin' unc)

roman-w

*they smirk and grab Reboots phone, being nosy and snooping through it*

(a big unc)

gold-eagle-actual

OH MY GOD NO!!!

you'll see the peeeen

(the biggest <3)

roman-w

.....We both love dih.

gold-eagle-actual

I'm pretty sure the dih I saw was the most rotted, unwashed, diseased, swollen, rigor mortis dih I ever saw... please... i beg you... spare your eyes

roman-w

.....*looks at phone*

Ooooo, Zombie Daddy.

(they are freaky over that dih 😔)

gold-eagle-actual

Them rn....

(NAH THAT"S CRAZY)

I need to pray for the first time is 58 Years, 6 months, and 8 days

roman-w

Why?

gold-eagle-actual

because this is a level of freaky I've never seen.... and I've seen Og and Cheryl together...

What's going on here?

hi babe

roman-w

*shows Cheryl the phone*

general-shepherd-fucker

DAYUM

WHAAAAAAAT

oh my lord

roman-w

YEAH! SOMEONE TO MATCH OUR FREAK!

Yippe!

general-shepherd-fucker

on GOD!! *goes in for a high five*

roman-w

*high five*

general-shepherd-fucker

YEAH

disgusting

*throwing up*

roman-w

......They never seen anything besides vanilla sex, have they?

general-shepherd-fucker

No, I've pegged and railed my man before.... but reboot is alloace

roman-w

DAYUM!

Roman rn:

My brother still a virgin. But you wouldn't be able to tell by how much he talks about fucking.

HEY >:(

general-shepherd-fucker

Wild

never be ashamed...

Means you never got nobody pregnant...

have you?

.... maybe, and yes, the kid lived..... so....

what the fuck?

roman-w

*sniffle* I'm a traumatized virgin.....

....Do I wanna know about this kid?

general-shepherd-fucker

there there *pats the traumatized virgin*

dunno... I mean... if you want?

roman-w

(hehehehe, colors)

Sure.

general-shepherd-fucker

(wait, what the hell? I COULD"VE SWORN I MADE THEM THE RIGHT COLORS, WHY ARE YOU INFECTING ME HEATHEN!!! Cheryl patted the traumatized virgin btw)

Well, there was a girl back with i was in high school... I was an old school fool and she liked bad boy types... So then we got together behind some of the bleachers during prom and we go steady for a good while after that..... one thing leads to another, she's pregnant.... and by that time i'd been enlisted in the military.... I stayed loyal tho... I always came back...

When she delivered, she died in childbirth, and turns out she'd been sleepin' around... In fact, I was her side piece... her main piece took the baby thinking it was his.... I haven't seen 'em since...

roman-w

(NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE)

..... That's sad.

......*cries*

Sorry for him, he's got parental issues.

gold-eagle-actual

(evil)

No problem, we all do..

SAME!!! *sobs with him*

*group hug*

roman-w

*sob*

..... I'm the only one here with a normal childhood?

gold-eagle-actual

*hugs tighter, cuz she doesn't want to deal with tears*

No my childhood was normal, my adulthood was shit.... there was my mom dying, the family falling apart, the toxic situationship yuri, my addiction, my brother dying of an overdose, my 2 year isolation i put myself through... among other things... and that all happened during my college years....

roman-w

*lets out a sob*

My mother put me in a cage because I was an affair child and she didn't like my birth father and I didn't know until my highschool years that he died of a heart attack and wanted to see me

.....I got the good end of the stick from my brother.

gold-eagle-actual

oh you poor thing.... *pats gently*

yeah, we can tell

roman-w

*sniffle*

What's that supposed to mean?

gold-eagle-actual

you just seem more mentally well adjusted... Do excuse me if that's rude.

roman-w

Nah, it ain't. And besides, I'm not all that normal either.

Mom instilled into him that he could have anyone, even if they were related to him.

*knock out*

*slumps to Floor*

gold-eagle-actual

Oh, well, apologies then.. for assuming.... um.... I'm old and all it's a habit....

Wait, wtf does he mean by that?

roman-w

Don't worry about it 😁

general-shepherd-fucker

…… you wanna hug?

roman-w

Why would I need a hug, I'm mentally sound.

gold-eagle-actual

*the brothers run up to the Generals with a camera in both their faces*

.......Pussy

*giggles and screams as they both run away like gremlins*

-( @roman-w )

(ooc: it's that trend on tt where people run up to their parents, say naughty words and then run away)

*giggling in the bg*

*almost spits out coffee* wait, they can do that...

yeah. get with the times

my father would beat me if I even said holy cow... wtf

(so cute.... wait, do you see the general's as father figures [Brooklyn 99 reference])

roman-w

Hehehehehe, pussy.

Yeah yeah, pussy!

(ooc: these little weirdos be finding any father figure, messing with them, and bailing [nice reference, need to get back to watching it])

general-shepherd-fucker

*watching in awe*

Where did y'all even learn that...?

(Awwwww, cute... [goated show])

roman-w

....the video swiping app.

It's called TikTok, dumbass

:(

(they be kinda toxic to each other sometimes though {cough, cough, @ask-pricemillan , cough cough} who said that? [I'm also one of them House M.D. lovers] )

gold-eagle-actual

I ain't into all that tik-tak nonsense... if i were to ever learn of that word, it'd be through a proper day's hard work.... eavesdropping...

(That's literally me and my sister {real tho} [IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!!!])

roman-w

No, old man, TikTok is a social media app.

You clearly need it.

(me and my siblings be doing that too {he be beating up Clare} [has a hipaa violation every 5 minutes])

general-shepherd-fucker

How dare...

*searches it up*

(reminds me that i need to beat up my little punk/j {😞 he's so mean}[me when medical malpractice])

roman-w

......How old are they?

I don't know, probably 500 like that McMillan guy. They probably apart of the Silent Generation.

(all of the little punks need to be beat up/j {very mean 😔} [Me when Chase comes in screen: *rubs hands maliciously])

general-shepherd-fucker

Erm, actually, I'm 6000

OOooooooh..... *starts doomscrolling*

(petition to beat up the punks/j {sigh}[lowkey hilson and cuddy <3])

roman-w

Hehehe, old man stuck in the doom scroll.

Hehehehe.

(off with their heads!/j {deep sigh} [everyone on there is unfairly hot, minus Taub. I can't find nothing good about that man 😔])

gold-eagle-actual

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?! WH DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

(bite em/j {evil}[House M.D. more like Mog M.D.])

roman-w

THE DOOMSCROLL!

NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE!

He's probably stuck watching them AI generated reddit stories.

Or rant accounts.

Or those AI generated dog videos.

(nom nom {very evil, MacMillan currently beating them up} [Fr fr])

gold-eagle-actual

*chucks the phone aside* I just saw dih

oh my goooo-

(🤤😈 {yeah I just saw o7})

roman-w

OH YEAH, THE FLASHING POSTS!

(MacMillan being a very big meanie, not understanding trends)

gold-eagle-actual

*consoling reboot* all because of that dang phone

(frickin' unc)

roman-w

*they smirk and grab Reboots phone, being nosy and snooping through it*

(a big unc)

gold-eagle-actual

OH MY GOD NO!!!

you'll see the peeeen

(the biggest <3)

roman-w

.....We both love dih.

gold-eagle-actual

I'm pretty sure the dih I saw was the most rotted, unwashed, diseased, swollen, rigor mortis dih I ever saw... please... i beg you... spare your eyes

roman-w

.....*looks at phone*

Ooooo, Zombie Daddy.

(they are freaky over that dih 😔)

gold-eagle-actual

Them rn....

(NAH THAT"S CRAZY)

I need to pray for the first time is 58 Years, 6 months, and 8 days

roman-w

Why?

gold-eagle-actual

because this is a level of freaky I've never seen.... and I've seen Og and Cheryl together...

What's going on here?

hi babe

roman-w

*shows Cheryl the phone*

general-shepherd-fucker

DAYUM

WHAAAAAAAT

oh my lord

roman-w

YEAH! SOMEONE TO MATCH OUR FREAK!

Yippe!

general-shepherd-fucker

on GOD!! *goes in for a high five*

roman-w

*high five*

general-shepherd-fucker

YEAH

disgusting

*throwing up*

roman-w

......They never seen anything besides vanilla sex, have they?

general-shepherd-fucker

No, I've pegged and railed my man before.... but reboot is alloace

roman-w

DAYUM!

Roman rn:

My brother still a virgin. But you wouldn't be able to tell by how much he talks about fucking.

HEY >:(

general-shepherd-fucker

Wild

never be ashamed...

Means you never got nobody pregnant...

have you?

.... maybe, and yes, the kid lived..... so....

what the fuck?

roman-w

*sniffle* I'm a traumatized virgin.....

....Do I wanna know about this kid?

general-shepherd-fucker

there there *pats the traumatized virgin*

dunno... I mean... if you want?

roman-w

(hehehehe, colors)

Sure.

general-shepherd-fucker

(wait, what the hell? I COULD"VE SWORN I MADE THEM THE RIGHT COLORS, WHY ARE YOU INFECTING ME HEATHEN!!! Cheryl patted the traumatized virgin btw)

Well, there was a girl back with i was in high school... I was an old school fool and she liked bad boy types... So then we got together behind some of the bleachers during prom and we go steady for a good while after that..... one thing leads to another, she's pregnant.... and by that time i'd been enlisted in the military.... I stayed loyal tho... I always came back...

When she delivered, she died in childbirth, and turns out she'd been sleepin' around... In fact, I was her side piece... her main piece took the baby thinking it was his.... I haven't seen 'em since...

roman-w

(NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE)

..... That's sad.

......*cries*

Sorry for him, he's got parental issues.

gold-eagle-actual

(evil)

No problem, we all do..

SAME!!! *sobs with him*

*group hug*

roman-w

*sob*

..... I'm the only one here with a normal childhood?

gold-eagle-actual

*hugs tighter, cuz she doesn't want to deal with tears*

No my childhood was normal, my adulthood was shit.... there was my mom dying, the family falling apart, the toxic situationship yuri, my addiction, my brother dying of an overdose, my 2 year isolation i put myself through... among other things... and that all happened during my college years....

roman-w

*lets out a sob*

My mother put me in a cage because I was an affair child and she didn't like my birth father and I didn't know until my highschool years that he died of a heart attack and wanted to see me

.....I got the good end of the stick from my brother.

gold-eagle-actual

oh you poor thing.... *pats gently*

yeah, we can tell

roman-w

*sniffle*

What's that supposed to mean?

gold-eagle-actual

you just seem more mentally well adjusted... Do excuse me if that's rude.

roman-w

Nah, it ain't. And besides, I'm not all that normal either.

Mom instilled into him that he could have anyone, even if they were related to him.

*knock out*

*slumps to Floor*

gold-eagle-actual

Oh, well, apologies then.. for assuming.... um.... I'm old and all it's a habit....

Wait, wtf does he mean by that?

roman-w

Don't worry about it 😁

gold-eagle-actual

*the brothers run up to the Generals with a camera in both their faces*

.......Pussy

*giggles and screams as they both run away like gremlins*

-( @roman-w )

(ooc: it's that trend on tt where people run up to their parents, say naughty words and then run away)

*giggling in the bg*

*almost spits out coffee* wait, they can do that...

yeah. get with the times

my father would beat me if I even said holy cow... wtf

(so cute.... wait, do you see the general's as father figures [Brooklyn 99 reference])

roman-w

Hehehehehe, pussy.

Yeah yeah, pussy!

(ooc: these little weirdos be finding any father figure, messing with them, and bailing [nice reference, need to get back to watching it])

general-shepherd-fucker

*watching in awe*

Where did y'all even learn that...?

(Awwwww, cute... [goated show])

roman-w

....the video swiping app.

It's called TikTok, dumbass

:(

(they be kinda toxic to each other sometimes though {cough, cough, @ask-pricemillan , cough cough} who said that? [I'm also one of them House M.D. lovers] )

gold-eagle-actual

I ain't into all that tik-tak nonsense... if i were to ever learn of that word, it'd be through a proper day's hard work.... eavesdropping...

(That's literally me and my sister {real tho} [IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!!!])

roman-w

No, old man, TikTok is a social media app.

You clearly need it.

(me and my siblings be doing that too {he be beating up Clare} [has a hipaa violation every 5 minutes])

general-shepherd-fucker

How dare...

*searches it up*

(reminds me that i need to beat up my little punk/j {😞 he's so mean}[me when medical malpractice])

roman-w

......How old are they?

I don't know, probably 500 like that McMillan guy. They probably apart of the Silent Generation.

(all of the little punks need to be beat up/j {very mean 😔} [Me when Chase comes in screen: *rubs hands maliciously])

general-shepherd-fucker

Erm, actually, I'm 6000

OOooooooh..... *starts doomscrolling*

(petition to beat up the punks/j {sigh}[lowkey hilson and cuddy <3])

roman-w

Hehehe, old man stuck in the doom scroll.

Hehehehe.

(off with their heads!/j {deep sigh} [everyone on there is unfairly hot, minus Taub. I can't find nothing good about that man 😔])

gold-eagle-actual

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?! WH DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

(bite em/j {evil}[House M.D. more like Mog M.D.])

roman-w

THE DOOMSCROLL!

NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE!

He's probably stuck watching them AI generated reddit stories.

Or rant accounts.

Or those AI generated dog videos.

(nom nom {very evil, MacMillan currently beating them up} [Fr fr])

gold-eagle-actual

*chucks the phone aside* I just saw dih

oh my goooo-

(🤤😈 {yeah I just saw o7})

roman-w

OH YEAH, THE FLASHING POSTS!

(MacMillan being a very big meanie, not understanding trends)

gold-eagle-actual

*consoling reboot* all because of that dang phone

(frickin' unc)

roman-w

*they smirk and grab Reboots phone, being nosy and snooping through it*

(a big unc)

gold-eagle-actual

OH MY GOD NO!!!

you'll see the peeeen

(the biggest <3)

roman-w

.....We both love dih.

gold-eagle-actual

I'm pretty sure the dih I saw was the most rotted, unwashed, diseased, swollen, rigor mortis dih I ever saw... please... i beg you... spare your eyes

roman-w

.....*looks at phone*

Ooooo, Zombie Daddy.

(they are freaky over that dih 😔)

gold-eagle-actual

Them rn....

(NAH THAT"S CRAZY)

I need to pray for the first time is 58 Years, 6 months, and 8 days

roman-w

Why?

gold-eagle-actual

because this is a level of freaky I've never seen.... and I've seen Og and Cheryl together...

What's going on here?

hi babe

roman-w

*shows Cheryl the phone*

general-shepherd-fucker

DAYUM

WHAAAAAAAT

oh my lord

roman-w

YEAH! SOMEONE TO MATCH OUR FREAK!

Yippe!

general-shepherd-fucker

on GOD!! *goes in for a high five*

roman-w

*high five*

general-shepherd-fucker

YEAH

disgusting

*throwing up*

roman-w

......They never seen anything besides vanilla sex, have they?

general-shepherd-fucker

No, I've pegged and railed my man before.... but reboot is alloace

roman-w

DAYUM!

Roman rn:

My brother still a virgin. But you wouldn't be able to tell by how much he talks about fucking.

HEY >:(

general-shepherd-fucker

Wild

never be ashamed...

Means you never got nobody pregnant...

have you?

.... maybe, and yes, the kid lived..... so....

what the fuck?

roman-w

*sniffle* I'm a traumatized virgin.....

....Do I wanna know about this kid?

general-shepherd-fucker

there there *pats the traumatized virgin*

dunno... I mean... if you want?

roman-w

(hehehehe, colors)

Sure.

general-shepherd-fucker

(wait, what the hell? I COULD"VE SWORN I MADE THEM THE RIGHT COLORS, WHY ARE YOU INFECTING ME HEATHEN!!! Cheryl patted the traumatized virgin btw)

Well, there was a girl back with i was in high school... I was an old school fool and she liked bad boy types... So then we got together behind some of the bleachers during prom and we go steady for a good while after that..... one thing leads to another, she's pregnant.... and by that time i'd been enlisted in the military.... I stayed loyal tho... I always came back...

When she delivered, she died in childbirth, and turns out she'd been sleepin' around... In fact, I was her side piece... her main piece took the baby thinking it was his.... I haven't seen 'em since...

roman-w

(NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE)

..... That's sad.

......*cries*

Sorry for him, he's got parental issues.

gold-eagle-actual

(evil)

No problem, we all do..

SAME!!! *sobs with him*

*group hug*

roman-w

*sob*

..... I'm the only one here with a normal childhood?

gold-eagle-actual

*hugs tighter, cuz she doesn't want to deal with tears*

No my childhood was normal, my adulthood was shit.... there was my mom dying, the family falling apart, the toxic situationship yuri, my addiction, my brother dying of an overdose, my 2 year isolation i put myself through... among other things... and that all happened during my college years....

roman-w

*lets out a sob*

My mother put me in a cage because I was an affair child and she didn't like my birth father and I didn't know until my highschool years that he died of a heart attack and wanted to see me

.....I got the good end of the stick from my brother.

gold-eagle-actual

oh you poor thing.... *pats gently*

yeah, we can tell

roman-w

*sniffle*

What's that supposed to mean?

gold-eagle-actual

you just seem more mentally well adjusted... Do excuse me if that's rude.

roman-w

Nah, it ain't. And besides, I'm not all that normal either.

Mom instilled into him that he could have anyone, even if they were related to him.

*knock out*

*slumps to Floor*

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