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Tip #39

The best way to find out if you and your potential flame have good chemistry is to write it out in a fanfiction.

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Tip #38

People are similar to books.  Some of them take a long time to get into.

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Tip #37

If they’re not an alien, they’re not worth your time.

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Tip #36

Bond with your significant other by placing temporary tattoos on each other’s genitals.

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Tip #35

Don’t.

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Tip #34

Scalp your lover.

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Tip #33

The quickest way to get a girl’s attention is by nailing her in the eye with a pinecone.

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Tip #32

Wear shorts when the temperature is below zero to show that you are the strongest around.

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Tip #31

Hold my hands, because they are always cold.

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Tip #30

The amounts of individual spots of acne are the amount of significant others you are supposed to have at that given time.

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Tip #29

Constantly daydream about someone you’re never going to have the guts to ask out!  This will make you feel fulfilled like a socially well-adjusted human being.

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Tip #28

Don’t forget to pull your date’s chair out for them.  But make sure the timing is right so they fall onto their buttocks.

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Okay here's the deal. I was in a relationship for two years and recently became unhappy and I broke things off. He and I still talk and are still friends and I still love him. I somewhat regret my decision and believe that we deserve another try. Not right away, but eventually. However, my family doesn't care for him. Even when he treats me like a goddess and does anything and everything for me. Should I care more about what I want? Is it wrong for me to let others opinions dictate what I want?

So let me get this straight.  You broke up with a guy because you were unhappy and now you want to put yourself in the same position?

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I've been talking to a really great guy online since May and I'm pretty into him, which is completely new for me. The problem is, he lives across the country. We've discussed the fact that we shouldn't be together because of the distance, but I still really want to be with him. I feel great when we talk, but shitty when he ignores a snapchat or a text. Should I try to move on, since he doesn't seem to want me nearly as much as I want him? Or keep chasing him?

Girls only want love if it’s torture.

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Can guys get past the "bro code"? While I was dating my ex I became friends with one of his friends. My ex and I broke up over a year ago. My ex and this friend are no longer friends. And I really like this friend. But he says he still has remnants of the "bro code" saying he can't date me because he used to be friends with my ex. Is this just an excuse? Should I just give up and find someone new?

Why would you want to date your ex’s friend in the first place?

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ive pretty much started this romantic life in my head with this guy from my school, ik crazy but dk how to approach him? we talked last yr but not a whole lot and this yr we only have 1 class together and he's v soft spoken like me sooo any advice?

Throw an airplane at his head.

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Tip # 27

To spice up the bedroom, roleplay Warrior Cats as your foreplay.