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Tip #36

Bond with your significant other by placing temporary tattoos on each other’s genitals.

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Tip #34

Scalp your lover.

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Tip #33

The quickest way to get a girl’s attention is by nailing her in the eye with a pinecone.

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Tip #32

Wear shorts when the temperature is below zero to show that you are the strongest around.

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Tip #31

Hold my hands, because they are always cold.

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Tip #30

The amounts of individual spots of acne are the amount of significant others you are supposed to have at that given time.

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Tip #29

Constantly daydream about someone you’re never going to have the guts to ask out!  This will make you feel fulfilled like a socially well-adjusted human being.

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Tip #28

Don’t forget to pull your date’s chair out for them.  But make sure the timing is right so they fall onto their buttocks.