Romantasy Lover @romantasylover-3 - Tumblr Blog

REASONS TO NOT END IT:

"DO NOT DO IT, EVERYONE WILL SEE YOUR AO3 HISTORY VIA YOUR PARENTS' FACEBOOK AND THEY'LL SOON HEAR ABOUT [insert kink here] AND IT'D BE NOTHING BUT MESS"

-anonymous

#863

uncertainlys

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

Can someone please explain to my dad that there's a difference in reading world history and fiction.

#This is coming from the person who takes so long to finish a book that he forgets what happens halfway through and has to restart.#like who are you to judge #i'm not even joking #This actually happened #You should be lucky to have to kids that like reading in the first place #Do you know how many parents have told me that they wished their kid would read like I do?#Romance #Fantasy #books #Reading #books and reading #ao3 #wattpad #dark romance

fagcrisis

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

o66044

mmmmmm, erotic quesadillas

romantasylover-3

Can I have a side of erotic salsa with my chips?

ozempicofficial

romantasylover-3

One time I had like a really really bad intrusive thought, and I was like if any mind readers heard something, start your next sentence with a T and someone did and it took me like 5 seconds to process it. And yeah I'm still convinced that he can read minds.

beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

imanutcase-10

Then bring me luck

thirddeadlysin

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

icantbearsedtothinkofone

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

dduane

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

santacarlaclown

PLS DONT LET ME DOWN POTATO

romantasylover-3

Please bring me luck :)

valend

The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3

skyline-sunset-in-my-veins

So make sure to thank them!!!!!!!

broadcastingchaos

@romantasylover-3 , are you thanking your smut authors?

romantasylover-3

Thank you TeamFoster-Keefe for writing A SOKEEFE STORY on Wattpad, teaching me what sex is, and traumatizing my 10 year old brain in 4th grade because for some reason my school district decided to block Cool Math Games, but not ao3 or Wattpad.

#wattpad #Sophie x Keefe #ao3 #archive of our own #cool math games #Team Foster-Keefe #Keeper of the Lost Cities #kotlc fandom #kotlc #sophie elizabeth foster #keefe sencen

My mom found out that I was reading smut, because the librarian told her. She was trying to recommend me the Bridgerton series, but she had obviously heard of the TV series on Netflix and she was like is this okay for a minor and the librarian told her that I've read way worse.

#I was reading a lot of #Dark Romance #Reading #Smut #public libraries #books #books and reading #Save a spine Crack a reader

cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

My friend accused me of reading monster smut on ao3 and I immediately denied it because I would never do such a thing. Then immediately realized the first thing I ever read on ao3 was classified as monster smut.

#ao3 #monster smut #Once it gets dark #Save a book spread a reader #I was also accused of reading yaoi #Couldn't deny that one #Also I realized I read werewolf smut #Ao3 recommendations needed #Book recommendations also needed