i wish you were my bass not just my friend

worm // it/its/rat/rats // 23

[girlgerard]

remember your herstory everyone because this clip is literally insane. the kiss. the fact that they’re wizard high. my mom gave bert a framed photo of us for his birthday. me and bert don’t date [choked laughter]

[romanticfistfightz]

imagine knowing a weird girl in middle school and 8 years later this faggot shows up 30mins late

[romanticfistfightz]

great weather last two weeks i go on hospital parole and. um

[batsdotjpg]

does it feel like the end of the world to anyone else or am i just listening to the panic at the disco cover of karma police

[sevenmoreminutes]

kurtis conner video: This Conservative Influencer is Crazy

drew gooden video: The us governments obsession with integrating ai into every facet of our daily lives is going to bring about the collapse of society if we don’t get of our ass and start taking action

danny gonzalez video: Buying Food on Ebay

[sevenmoreminutes]

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

[buildanaltarwhereitswells]

you are meant to be a 50 year old milf with a smokers cough, a huge stacked diamond wedding ring, and a massive fake designer purse from tj maxx.

[buildanaltarwhereitswells]

once they invent time travel i’m putting on a joan of arc costume and going right to 2004 to tell them this

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 3 days 19 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 3 days 19 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[romanticfistfightz]

meowww meow meeew meow. have you ever seen a dog that meows so nicely

[dateamonster]

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

[yuriartillery]

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago

[illusoryfem]

[alexseanchai]

[image: a desire path from one end of a hedge, going between and parallel to both the hedge along a street and the ditch along a sidewalk, to the paved base of a staircase just past the end of the ditch, which connects the sidewalk to the street at the other end of the hedge. the staircase is of course a much steeper and bumpier slope than the desire path, which is narrow enough it's likely primarily used by bicyclists. there is inexplicably an arrow pointing to the desire path from the label "Absurd desire".]

[polishwave]

podziele sie moim ulubionym miejscem <3

Niesamowita przetrzeń, kumulacja. Nie znam się na Warszawce, gdzie to?

[orion-the-onion]

sklep to delikatesy gross na lazurowej 8, bemowo

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[romanticfistfightz]

dokladnie tam i okolice, tam sa delikatesy i placyk, za placykiem legia i fitness, kawalek wczesniej hey kebab ubezpieczenia <3

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

Anxiety is stupid because your brain will go ‘what if they kill me with hammers for talking to them’ and it’s people you talk to regularly who have never given any indication that they’d kill you with hammers

[zombiezinmydreams]

[madillybee]

Dan that’s a big hole you’re digging

[hazels]

Leave it to Dan.

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.