WHAT THE FUCK.

IN WEST PHUCKADELPHIA, BORN AND RAISED. KARKAT / 18 / GOD.

[behappyandeat]

[shinybluething]

These koi are really aggressive. But look at the markings!

[parakeet]

[lolfactory]

[romcomming-blog]

@godlyhead NO NO. WHAT I MEANT WAS YOU HAVE PERMISSION. THAT POST *WAS* PERMISSION.

[romcomming-blog]

@godlyhead EXCUUUUUSE ME FOR IMPLYING YOU HAVE DIRECT PERMISSION TO FOLLOW IT.

[romcomming-blog]

FUCK TUNA.

[romcomming-blog]

@godlyhead THAT SIDEBLOG IS FOR MOVIES AND PDA.

[romcomming-blog]

I'M THAT CAT THAT MEOWS AT YOU FOR A FUCKING HOUR NONSTOP BUT ANY TIME YOU DO WHAT YOU THINK I WANT YOU TO DO I CHANGE MY MIND AND KEEP MEOWING.

[romcomming-blog]

@NEW FOLLOWERS

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOD? I'M KARKAT AND WILL SMITH IS GOING TO BE MY BOYFRIEND BY THE END OF 2017.

[marsjoram]

my favorite comment on the emoji movie trailer so far

[negutivfeadbak]

[romcomming-blog]

DSI SAYS "BABE" AND I NUT FOR TWELVE SWEEPS STRAIGHT.

[romcomming-blog]

WILD HOOKUP: I HOLD YOUR HAND WHILE SOMEONE ELSE RAILS YOU AND REMIND YOU YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND MEAN A LOT TO ME.

[godly-head-deactivated20190424]

you can turn literally anything karkat says into a copypasta

[ommanyte]

I exit the car to look for my boyfriend

Man: door Hand: hook Car: door

[godly-head-deactivated20190424]

romcomming:

DSi, YOU TAKE THE IDEA OF ME BEING REPULSED BY SEX TO MEAN VANILLA. 

I WILL SNORT YOUR CUM ANY FUCKING DAY OF THE WEEK, CUCKMAN. I WILL DO SOME NASTY UNHEARD OF SHIT. … WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT. LISTEN. I’M A PRO AT LAPPING UP THAT SALTY GRAVY FROM THE MOUTH OF YOUR SNAPPING SHELLBEAST AND NO ONE IS EVER TAKING THE KARKAT CUMSNORTER CROWN FROM MY FUCKING HEAD. NOT YOU, NOT JADE, NOT ANY LITTLE BITCH ON THIS SHITTY HELLSITE. I’LL CONCUSS ANY WRIGGLER ON MY STOMPING GROUNDS, MEET ME BEHIND PLAID PANTRY. WE’LL SEE WHO DOES THE LAST LINE.

sorry i was more mentioning to the fact that when you do have sex its really nice and soft and shit 

but yeah i getcha

but also: im going to steal the cumsnorting crown and there aint nothin you can do about it i fucking love cum i practically live on cum i dont know what you want me to say here bucko

[romcomming-blog]

WHILE YOU PLOT SOME FUCKING MUTINY I’LL BE DOING KEGEL EXERCISES WITH MY SINUSES. I’LL BE PURCHASING JIZZ FROM BANKS EN MASSE, I’LL BE OCCUPYING EVERY LAST CENT OF MY TIME WITH THIS. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT CHALLENGE YOU BUCKED UP TO, LITTLE FILLY. YOU THINK YOUR CUM LIFEBLOOD IS GOING TO SAVE YOU? I CHOSE THIS FUCKING LIFE. MY EXCESS IS A CHOICE. I’LL SNORT YOUR CUM, I’LL SNORT JADE’S CUM, I’LL SNORT MY OWN FUCKING CUM AND ALL THE OTHER SPLOOGE I HOARDE WILL BE A DESSERT. JIZZ ICING ON A JIZZ CAKE. IF ONLY YOU KNEW THE WRATH YOU’D INSPIRE COULD MOVE MOUNTAINS, MAYBE YOU’D HAVE HELD YOUR LITTLE WHORISH TONGUE, DSi. BUT YOU DIDN’T. YOU CHOSE TO FUCKING PONY UP FOR THIS RODEO AND YOU BET YOUR SWEET, BUBBLE BUTT THAT I’LL BE TAKING THIS SHIT HOME. MY SHEER CUMMIES-DRIVEN DETERMINATION WILL WIPE OUT ALL OF YOUR HOPE, EFFECTIVELY DISMANTLING ALL YOU STAND FOR. AND WHEN YOU CCOLLAPSE, YOUR SMALL LUNGS FILLED WITH CUM, I’LL HOCK ONE LAST LOOGIE AT YOUR NOSTRILS AND MAKE SURE YOU CAN SNORT UP THAT LAST BIT ON YOUR DEATHBED.

[neckteeth]

do you really think someone would do something like that? just go on the internet and snort cum?