Pathetic Men Enthusiast

Isabel | 27 | she/her | INTJ | demisexual Welcome to my self-insert blog! This is just a place for me to have fun and talk about my many fictional husbands. This is a sideblog, so I follow/like from lovelyfrodo. Here is my F/O List. All suggestive content is tagged as such. NSFW blog is here for anyone interested (18+ only)!

[romuluswife]

About Me (updated May 2026)

Hello! I figured I’d add an about me page so you guys can learn a little more about me :)

My name is Isabel and I’m 27! I’ve been selfshipping since I was really young but I made this blog in 2020. This is a sideblog, so I follow and like from my main, lovelyfrodo. My previous self ship urls were isabelinlove and isabelselfinserts.

I have a lot of fictional husbands, you can find them here. I’m not really comfortable sharing any of them. I’m a bit selective about who I follow but please don’t take it personally; I’m just curating the best Tumblr experience for myself.

My ultimate main f/o is Roman Roy from Succession — I take our relationship very seriously and consider him to be the f/o I have the deepest connection and most chemistry with. I'm currently also very focused on my newest f/o, Dennis Whitaker from The Pitt. However, I’m always more than willing to talk about any of my f/os! I also have an NSFW blog here for any 18+ followers interested.

Some other facts about me: I have my master’s degree and I’ve studied history, art history, anthropology, and English lit. I love vintage fashion and fashion history, as well as a lot of old music (mostly classic rock and new wave/alternative). My hobbies include reading, writing (lots of self insert fanfic, some of which I post here), cooking, and baking.

[romuluswife]

Having such egregious health anxiety today 💀 need my doctor bf to calmly and firmly but LOVINGLY reassure me that I am not going to perish from anxiety heart palpitations or a small finger wound where I removed a splinter 💀💀

[tired-biscuit]

buff f/o who obediently flexes his muscles whenever you ask him to <3

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

[lame-girl-under-a-rock]

F/O that seems very straight-laced and composed, but the moment you walk in close to them it becomes EXTREMELY clear they cannot handle all that. Simply being close to you gets them blushing and if you give them a cheeky little wink they might pass out

[redheadedflag]

me when its phone time in bed and i have a new fictional crush to obsess over all night

[rivers-and-reeds]

F/o who feels safe around you, even if they're usually on-guard, analysing their surroundings in constant search of threats. The moment they see you, they just... relax.

It's immediate, almost imperceptible, but you know them well: posture shifts, eyes soften, the tension in their jaw slackens, and the hard edge in their voice gently begins to fade as they greet you.

When you're together, laughter comes easier. It emerges from somewhere deep inside their chest, rusty from lack of use but achingly warm. Their smile is small at first, but it grows as time goes on, becoming brighter, lighter, and the smallest hint of care-free.

They yawn more, the rush of adrenaline that usually carries them draining away as the full weight of exhaustion hits them—on some level, their body knows your presence means they can truly start to rest and recuperate.

They share secrets and parts of themselves they usually wouldn't dream of sharing, and they do it without a second thought; some of what they share reveals deep scars, long buried to survive a world that has been harsh and cruel to them. Other times, it's mundane moments. Ideas they've been thinking about, mild inconveniences they've faced, foods they want to try, places they want to go—all the small, daily dreams that make up a life, ones they've never had anyone to share them with. Ones they've never felt safe enough to dwell on, before they met you.

When you're here with them, they know they can rest. They close their eyes, breathing deep—and for once, nightmares neither dreamed nor waking can find them.

[emziess]

Gerran Howell as Dennis Whitaker The Pitt, S02E09

[nanamisbakery]

Your f/o getting up early to make you breakfast! They know your favorites

[nightlight-selfships]

Your f/o does not / would not expect perfection or impossible standards from you. You're doing your best, and that's enough. You're you, and that's enough. It's always been valid, as have you.

[bruhs-selfshiphell]

Imagine doing whatever this is with your F/O:

[vergils-beloved]

let's kiss our f/os today

[devoti]

characters who looks so crestfallen and defeated once they realised they hurt you with their words >>>

[corkenbeans]

You spot your F/O in the crowd, they haven't noticed you yet. They're straight-faced and serious. Then you both lock eyes and they instantly light up. (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

[candiesships]

trying out a new food or drink with your f/o, only to silently agree with each other that said food/drink sucks so fucking much and that you should never get it again

[nanamisbakery]

Wearing your f/os tshirt to bed