Fact: Dumbledore is a time traveling Ron Weasley

Why is 'Cho Chang' an anagram for 'Weasley Time Prison'?

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Ronbledore holding hard to his opinions about Slytherin house over the years, not budging an inch until a 12 year old with shaggy black hair and a curse scar tells him he was almost in that house. In that moment he decides “well, if my best friend could have been there, then obviously they can’t be all bad” and throws himself head first into inter-house co-operation.

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omfg some body tell mallory ortberg #ronbledore pic.twitter.com/bcblQwkETX

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Ronbledore is a number that represents a quantity along a line

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Some people are actually excited for the new Fantastic Beasts movie because “we’ll finally get to see what a young Dumbledore was like!” as if we haven’t already had 7 books and 8 movies all about his school years

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Submission from purpleturtlegoatee:

Ok but picture this: Right after the events of The Cursed Child, they return to the present, but are still in Godric’s Hollow. After such a long time turn, the Timeturner is damaged, leading to an accident of some sort, like an explosion. The blast of said explosion hits Ron, taking him back years and years, to the time Albus Dumbledore was conceived. The explosion also reduces Ron to a simple embryo, which, remaining in Godric’s Hollow, is taken to the closest, safer womb- that being: Kendra Dumbledore. The child grows up Albus Percival Wolfrick Brian Dumbledore, and lives a normal life(a life in which he is gay). Until he reaches the age Ron was when he was lost in time. At the age of 26, he starts having weird visions, flashbacks of someone else’s life(Ronald Weasley). Years pass, and Ronbledore finally recovers all memories of Ron Weasley’s life. He knows no one will believe him, so he keeps that to himself, something he is quite good at. Ronbledore lives his life, being careful not to change anything he remembers from Albus’s life(of which he learned mostly during book 7). He puts up with Tom Riddle becoming Lord Voldemort, and is prudent enough not to change it. This explains why Dumbledore always seems to know everything. It also explains all the odd, and some inept(looking at you Lockhart) Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers Dumbledore hires, because he knows they are essential in the timeline. It also explains how, although sharing many qualities, Dumbledore and Ron are not precisely the same, and have lived different lives; and how Ron and Dumbledore are rarely seen together, among all the arguments of the Ronbledore theory. In The Cursed Child, after coming back from 1981, there is no further mention of Ron. The Timeturner accident might have been left out because it was irrelevant to the plot of the story being told.

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Ronbledore was a ginger

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The closest Ronbledore ever came to revealing his true identity was when he asked Molly Weasley for her treacle tart recipe and she told him it was “a family secret”.

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WHAT IS WITH ALL THE RONBLEDORE STUFF.

I have entered a rabbit hole of conspiracy fan theories and now, much like Ronbledore, I cannot escape.

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Every Mother’s day (and Father’s day) Ronbledore makes a large anonymous deposit to the Weasley’s Gringotts vault. 

No one has ever called him out on it, but he makes sure to do the same for any other parents in the Order (when there are any) so he has an excuse. 

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this is... the best blog ive ever encountered (i love your vld blog too lmao)

Thanks so much friend! We don’t spread the truth about Ronbledore for the anons, or the riches, or the invites to exclusive underground Hollywood events (although they certainly are perks lbh). 

We do it because the truth about Ron’s quest from knight to king has been kept hidden for too long, and his past remains shadowed under the tyranny of those who oppose him. 

Thank you for being a light in the darkness. 

Ronbledore will never be gone, as long as there are those who are loyal to him. 

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Can’t believe Dumbledore’s initials really stand for:

Another Weasley Pureblood Boy dying in the past because he’s trapped as Dumbledore

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Ron, to Harry: Man, I can't believe you and Hermione got to travel back in time

Ron: And now McGonagall has the time turner and I'll never have the chance!

Ronbledore, standing within earshot: *looks into the camera like he's in The Office*

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i hate that the word ronbledore sounds like something terrible- a portmanteau ship name for ron and dumbledore- when it is actually something pure- a compelling fan theory that dumbledore is actually a time travelling ron weasley in disguise

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Give me ronbledore or give me death

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The new Ronbledore anthem?

(To the tune of ‘Time after Time’)

Lying in my bed I hear my pheonix, And think of you Warm Weasley Sweaters confusion - and your hair-do Flashback - friends and Family left behind Mirror of Erised, Ron Trapped in 

Sometimes you picture me As if I was a man who's dead You call me Dumbledore, I can't hear What you've said You say “oh no!” I'm dragged behind Time turner sand unwinds  

You were lost, now I'm lost, can't you see it's me? Ron trapped in time If you fall I will catch you I’ve been waiting Ron trapped in time 

After my picture fades and red hair has Turned to grey Watching my cursed hand, you're wondering If I'm OK A Horcrux, stolen, from cave insides Snape's here, I'm out of time 

You were lost, now I'm lost, can't you see it's me? Ron trapped in time If you fall I will catch you I’ve been waiting Ron trapped in time 

You say “oh no!” I’m dragged behind Time turner sand unwinds 

 You were lost, now I'm lost, can't you see it's me? Ron trapped in time If you fall I will catch you I’ve been waiting Ron trapped in time 

I am lost Ron trapped in time Ron trapped in time Ron trapped in time Ron trapped in time

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Ronbledore was the magical equivalent of that one science teacher who always wants to do ‘cool experiments’ with their students and ends up setting a lot of things on fire. 

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Instructor: Ok now lets go around the circle and everyone say one of your hobbies

Me, internally: oh crap, what is the most universally acceptable hobby I have? Think! Think!

Me: I photoshop pictures of Dumbledore's face onto Ron's body because they're the same person and J.K Rowling is trying to suppress the truth...?

Everyone else: ...

Everyone else: Omg me too