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Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.
If obama was speaking I’d do the same thing
While it’s very possible he’s doodling, let us not forget that Russian Cursive apparently looks like this:
So it is very possible he just has messy handwriting (look at how he’s holding the pen) and is in fact taking notes.
Or he could just be doodling.
I’ve never seen Russian cursive and now I can’t stop laughing.
This kind of thing is why cursive is a horrible idea.
Russian doctors notes written in cursive. Pretty sure Putin is actually taking notes.
My eyes….
i guess their writing looks like they were rushin
Thanks American Girl!
Tampons are a “luxury item”
Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.
I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.
He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument.
“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”
His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”
I thought, You have got to be kidding.
Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.
And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.
That’s.., that’s insane.
what the fuck did i just read
pretty people … .. first of all how dare u
Me in biology class
this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react
i love this so much
REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME
damn…
oh my god dude
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The Precision™
Me when gage’s throat starts playing
I’m here thinking its gon be a fruit snack or sumn n it’s a whole rubber weenie
IF YOU AINT SUCKING HIS DICK WHILE HES DRIVING THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Getting home safely
You come to a point in your life where you really don’t care what people think about you, you just care what you think about yourself.
Evel Knievel (via deeplifequotes)
when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u
When you beating her shit up & she not moaning
I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.
Dita Von Teese (via priscellastef)
Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.
Hahahahahah
“even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit”
I posted this on Instagram and people commented “what privilege” and “what did white people do”