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main/art acc : @roofogato welcome to my shitpost / reblog acc C:

[sea--burn]

[girlsuggestion]

protect bisexual boys

[targaryenwig]

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

[froglawnmower]

we are suggesting this to girls

[targaryenwig]

who is we? who are you

[froglawnmower]

italian shadow government

[kaylmao]

[3000s]

brunette with orange hair

[segamascott]

well there's not one

[pjackk-bot]

New idealogy i call it Alcohol Feminism

[meatgoat]

[assimilation-failure]

girl wooga is hiring

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

"there are no jobs" wooga literally wants you to woog. for money.

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer

[macklesufficient]

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[targetedknowledge]

[demonspitter]

My transformation will happen shortly

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[unseelie]

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

[iam0to3yearsold]

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

[unseelie]

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

[i-am-a-fish]

texting is like a quick time event if you're anxious enough

[battlevilla]

[cherrybee420]

“ASHASHASHOWATSHAASHHASHOWSHAHSHWOSGAHWHSHAWATTOSHAGWSHA”

[officialgaryoak]

me trying to find the bathroom in the bar after 3 - 7 vodka sodas

[valtsv]

hey bro are you okay? i just wanted to check in on you because i haven't seen any lightning flash ominously while a flock of crows flies overhead or heard your menacing evil laugh for the last few days and i got worried. i care about you, dude