I'm Tired

this theme is terrible

[jonesandbennett]

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

someone add a reaction image to this

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[jovan]

hefty bag of coleslaw

[brokenfuckometer]

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

dril candle tweet 

[yongmuney]

“again”

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[johnny-the-robo-joe]

[earthdad]

girl: can you stop wearing those glasses while we have sex?

me:

[tahthetrickster]

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

[tahthetrickster]

too bad, im showing you anyway

[mothurs]

I love life and living

[mothurs]

April fools ;) really got you guys this time

[memewhore]

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

IM SCREAMING

[ragandboner]

SAVAGE!

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

my brain: you could totally throw your phone out the window of this moving car right now. it is 100% possible for you to chuck your hundreds-of-dollars phone out the window and lose everything on it and have you parents scream at you for doing something so implausibly stupid. isn’t that fucked up? that could totally happen right now

me, externally:

[cringe-for-days]

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

when your best lad ian makes a joke at your expense

[pugpaladin-blog]

[adulthoodisokay]

[nya-kin]

Yikes

[smokingwithaliensandastronauts]

Damn that’s fucked up

[whoa-bruh]

Welp

[reverseracism]

Good. I’m not going to feel at all sorry for that women abusing asswipe.