Stay in your lane

♡ Gaby|Mexican|27|She/her ♡

[consumeconsume]

[burgerwizard-deactivated2015091]

absolute precision

[habitualshaker]

trust no one, not even no one

[kristina100000]

12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook

[smalltownthot]

and you were

[kristina100000]

and i was

[fliesandlilypads]

gotta blast

[mbtipartyblog]

okay, 

scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’ 

shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’

velma said ‘’jinkies’’

daphne said ‘’jeepers’’

what did fred say

[userformerlyknownaspartyclowns]

fred says Fuck

[mbtipartyblog]

[ankle-beez]

happy 50th anniversary Scooby doo

[derkartoffelkonig]

[medic981]

This post gave me 4d8 psych damage.

[katjohnadams]

motherfu-

[whitepeopletwitter]

[todayilearnedposts]

TIL that a New York University study found that people with easier-to-pronounce names have higher-status positions at work.

[derogatoryemployed]

[narutwitter]

[cat-n-claw-deactivated20210109]

Me, jumping from one story idea to another without appropriately developing any of them: Parkour

[mormonfacts-deactivated20190208]

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[entitty]

This is obv wild but whats wilder is the wikipedia page section about declaring someone dead as punishment for a crime??????

the judge looks you in the eye and tells you that you are legally dead. anybody can legally kill you at any time. the judge stands up with the mallet in their hand. you are forcibly removed from the courtroom

[mancydrew]

:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(

[puncromancer]

explain

[mancydrew]

:)

[puncromancer]

[transpichu-remade-deactivated20]

[luldamdaddy]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[greggturkington]

voted time magazine’s #1 limpest wrist of the century

[420gokudeleted99999999999999-de]

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

[420gokudeleted99999999999999-de]

I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY

[il-lui-serra-la-main]

[trevenants]

i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

[isaidyoulookshitty]

no we absolutely do not

[glumshoe]

yes we do