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The dick is insane I know it
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@rookier0o
Grandma's house yayy
The dick is insane I know it
Iā¦.excuse me???
Heritage post.
this is @rookroyale
it's true i was there
in the TikTok robot lady voice
i truly appreciate every single art piece you make that depicts extinct animals being dumb, weird, gross and embarrassing. its refreshing, and feels like a good reminder for everyone that these were real animals, rather than mythical beasts that exists only to look badass to us.
Thank you very much!
Showing all possible aspects of extinct life is very important for me!
no, this is why she would understand, if she truely loves dr pepper so much
She did understand,,,, truly Dr Pepper will bring them all together
cool trans girl at the skatepark that just fell and crotched herself on a rail: owwww... >_< the pain...
other cool trans girl: oh no! that looked like it hurt! do you need anything...?
cool trans girl: yeah... i need someone to kiss it better. =( preferably another girl. like, right here in the open too. and sloppily
my brutalist baby just threw a block of concrete into your minimalist baby's bedroom and shattered the beige playhouse
What do you mean there are different types
@elodieunderglass
Little Yellow Bastards! They arenāt all dandelions, but people read them as such, enough that this image unlocked a deep and ancient well of rage in me.
I have a whole ESSAY inside of me about the unpalatability of dandelions and the Great Crunchy Conspiracy about this. This little fun fact, āyou can eat dandelions šā , repeated without elaboration, has bothered me since I was 9 YEARS OLD. I have only ever read one article brave enough to tackle this conspiracy, which really addresses how dandelions arenāt particularly edible, and the elaborate steps you need to take to make them so. I have THEORIES AND HOMEWORK TO GIVE YOU ABOUT THIS TOPIC. but everyone else, apart from me and this one brave foraging guy in a magazine, just mechanically repeats the idea that dandelions are yummy, and you should absolutely rip them up and eat them right now. Raw, apparently! From the concrete sidewalk! As if that isnāt a deranged thing to encourage even if it was delicious (which it wonāt be.)
Anyway!! Looking at this picture, which includes a strain of plants called āfalse dandelions,ā as well as some toxic plants, it just goes to show how dumb this advice is. It is is absurd how people keep on repeating this āØāØfun dandelion factāØāØ without disclaimers/qualifiers/instructions. Do you think the general public can look at Little Yellow Bastards with serrated leaves and tell which ones taste like lettuce, and which ones have RECENTLY KILLED PEOPLE? Can the average Joe look at these picture and sort with confidence the dandelions from the not-dandelions? Iām not actually that convinced. Iāve met the public. The public are absolutely reading those little instagram posts and sidebars in Natural Parenting magazine, they are absolutely snacking on slightly toxic weeds, and feeling guilty for not liking them, and keeping their true feelings a secret.
GOD so much of crunchy politics is just sentimental SHADOWBOXING with our own REFLECTIONS and nothing to do with actual plants!! I like dandelions but theyāre pissing me off lately !!!
(A hilarious joke, theyāre a diuretic with the English folk name of piss-the-bed.)
(Itās coltsfoot thatās killed people.)
My vaccine arm glows blue when orcs are near
due to popular demandā¦. my sick mens return. look at them NEOWW
If you donāt like Everything Everywhere All at Once you are ugly and you get seven years of no coochie