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you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

#stay in line!!!!!!!#ive been 30 for 6 days :)

every game pk absolutely Bodies every other nhl man in existance with his fits

#ollie says #my talking bout games with my advisor always devolves into us being obsessed with what pk is wearing

my soot sprite #mysootsprite

#having a light colored bedspread is a fucking Ordeal #but mocha's fur is lighter and she sheds even more than miss mags so there really isnt any winning #ollie says #this is miss magma btw. if u care. my sweetest girl who costs me so much fucking money

teaching my three year old class yesterday and after helping her on the beam, one of the girls turned to me and said "thank you squidward :)" in thee smarmiest little voice and i Lost it and later her mom was like yeah my husband shoewed her an episode of spongebob and then we immediately told her it was cancelled 😭😭 anyways at the end of class i gave her a coloring page and she gave me the same lil look and said "bye bye krabby :)" and truly. i love kids.

#ollie says #i also got an “okay spongebob :)” at some point #three year olds are thee funniest people out there and this class is my #number 1 fav to teach esp when it has these particular kids in it

glindalesbian

You weren’t the only one who thought of us that way

#sorry im on my flyers yaoi bullshit

hudsonfaschinglovebot

TK & PATTY x ALL NIGHT LONG

moveslikekeithrichards

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

#mocha every day of her fucjing life

raikkonens

#bussi tired from doing cartwheels gotta lay down

NEVER

KILL

YOURSELF

#ollie says #canes lb #ig #IM POPPING IM BUMPING #VGK KILLURSELVES

wizardarchetypes

i think avoidance is such a little-recognized ocd compulsion. all the time i talk to people with ocd who are like "i was always having intrusive thoughts about using kitchen knives and harming myself or others but i'm okay now because i just stopped using knives ever 👍 so i'm good now"

and i'm like unfortunately i have bad news.

wizardarchetypes

heyyy that's an awesome avoidance ritual you got there. i think we should chop carrots together and yes you might stab me to death and kill me and the police will take you away and your mom will cry in the court room asking why and you won't know what to say and your life will be ruined forever. but that's just a risk we have to take.