Convel

A private and selective RP blog for the red wolf from the upcoming Sonic Forces. Please read the rules before interacting.

[rookxe]

Pick Up Lines Meme

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Can I have directions to your heart?

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.

Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!

Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.

You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?

Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.

Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.

You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?

Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.

There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

How was heaven when you left it?

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.

Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.

Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.

If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

Do you remember me? Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

[rpmemesyo]

Send 🌸 to put a flower crown on my muse!

[memesfortehsoul-blog]

send 💕 to just grab my muse & kiss them!

who cares about consequences, kisses all around !!!!!!

[rp-meme-central]

Your muse missed dinner. Send “room service” to have my muse bring them a plate or bowl of food.

[imameme-youreameme]

Send me, “That’s what you’re worried about?” for my muses’s reaction to yours waving off their concerns.

for multi-muse blogs, specify which muse. 

[rp-meme-central]

Send “Pulling an all-nighter” for my muse to find yours still working on a project at four in the morning.

[rookxe]

element-faunachild:

“My name is Yang, and I’m one of twelve spirits that control reality,” she explained. “My jurisdiction, as you may have guessed by now, is death. It’s a natural part of the universe that’s required to keep it functional.”

She looked over at Turbo. “I’m simply saying that, despite everyone’s best efforts, they can only delay fate, not change it completely.” She closed her eyes. “Just as all things have a beginning, all things have an end.”

“Now then, allow me to ask you a question. If you knew your friend’s fates were to perish on this very day, and there was nothing you could do to stop it, would you still try to change their fates, despite the hopelessness of the situation?”

[🐾] The purple hedgehog folded his ears back. Fate was a funny thing to the young hero. He really didn’t know what to think of it. It was a strange thing to the boy. His ears perked back up at the question the she-cat asked of him. The speedy hedgehog was quick to answer it.

“Of course I would. Even if it was hopeless, I can at least say that I tried in the end. That’s better than doing nothing at all.”

[rookxe]

element-faunachild:

A ways away a light blue feline sat on the ground, looking out at the horizon. She had turned into a mobian in the leap through dimensions. “Such a pity, is it not? That so many are dying for the fight for the world.” She flicked her tail, looking at Turbo.

“However, I can see that you will not die for a good long while. Then again, many defy fate, and as a result, history changes.” She stood up. “And I also have influence over when and how people will die.”

[🐾] Turbo’s quills bristled at the creepy tone the she-cat that. Something about this mysterious feline gave him bad vibes. It didn’t help matters with what she was telling him either. He narrowed his eyes slightly at her, tensing up as though he expected her to strike.

“Who are you?” the hedgehog demanded. “What are you talking about?”

[rp-meme-central]

Send “You’re acting strange” for a starter where my muse has been possessed by a ghost/demon/other entity.

[rp-meme-central]

Gravity Falls sentence starters - Part 12

1. “Is it legal for a child to wear that much makeup?” 

2. “I need something to get my mind off this.” 

3. “Would kicking all our butts at mini-golf cheer you up?” 

4. “And the ___ can look after the house.” 

5. “Ah, mini-golf. The sport of mini-champions.” 

6. “Holy smokes! Someone in our family actually had talent!” 

7. “Don’t worry about it, ____. The thing’s random.”  

8. “Would it be wrong to punch a child?” 

9. “This isn’t over. You, me, midnight. We’ll see who’s best.” 

10. “If you beat her/him at this, s/he could never rag on you again. Imagine it.”

11. “Going to the golf course after dark, you say? I don’t know, you’d have to break in…. Just kidding, let’s break in!”

12. “Darn! Poop heck darn!” 

13. “Aww shucks, it’s only our life-long passion. Would you like us to elaborate through song?” 

14. “Guys, guys! Calm down. Your fighting is inadvertently adorable.” 

15. “I don’t know. I want to beat ____, but doesn’t this seem like… cheating?” 

16. “_____’s rich, _____. S/he’s cheating at life.” 

17. “Just remember, as long as you’re helping me, no fighting.” 

18. “Well! This is getting weird.” 

19. “You can’t go in there, there’s been a gas leak. Anyone who goes in there will die!” 

20. “There’s something going on, _____. I can feel it.” 

21. “Is it bad that I feel good about her/him feeling bad?” 

22. “Don’t freak out, ____! The water’s shallow, there is literally no way to drown!” 

23. “Just shut up and putt!” 

24. “I’m sorry, ____. I shouldn’t have cheated. You totally would have beat me fair and square.” 

25. “Hey, your ______ aren’t/isn’t here. You want a ride home?” 

26. “The car is where secret surprise snacks happen. Want one?” 

27. “Handouts? It’s called sharing. You do know what sharing is, right?” 

28. “So are you guys, like, cool now?” 

29. “Don’t you worry, _____. With your brains and my laser focus, there is literally nothing that can distract us from… did you hear that?” 

30. “Just when I was getting over _____, of course you show up at my doorstep.” 

31. “Hey, I’m _____: Master of Puppets. Nice to meet you.” 

32. “You’re amazing with those puppets.” 

33. “How hard do you think it would be to write and compose a sock puppet rock opera with lights, original music, and live pyrotechnics by Friday?” 

34. “Just a warning: people’s eyes will get wet. Because they’ll be crying, from laughing, from how tragic it is!” 

35. “Not even gonna ask.” 

36. “Don’t stay up all night, ____. Last time you got this sleep deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.” 

37. “There has to be some shortcut or clue. Who would know about secret codes?” 

38. “Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me.” 

39. “You deserve a prize. Here, have a head that’s always screaming.” 

40. “Well, if you ever change your mind, I’ll be here for you. Ready to make a deal.” 

41. “Still ignoring this.” 

42. “It’s like if coffee and nightmares had a baby.” 

43. “I’m obsessed? Look at you. You look like a vampire, and not the hot kind.” 

44. “What crazy thing do you want, anyway? To eat my soul? To rip out my teeth? Are you going to replace my eyes with baby heads or something?” 

45. “Yeesh, ____, relax. All I want is a puppet.” 

46. “Besides, what’s your ____ done for you lately? How many times have you sacrificed for her/him, huh? And when has s/he ever returned the favor?”    

47. “This can’t be happening. What did you do to my body?” 

48. “Man, it has been so long since I’ve inhabited a body.” 

49. “I don’t understand! Why are you doing this? I thought we had a deal.” 

50. “Human soda! I’m gonna drink it like a person!” 

51. “Wait, _____, don’t listen to him/her! That’s not me!” 

52. “I’ve gotta get my body back before s/he does something crazy with it.” 

53. “Are you kidding me? I would never miss… whatever this is.” 

54. “Oh, I’ll hold my horses. I’ll hold them… you monster.” 

55. “Haha! I’m sorry. It looks funny when you’re mad.” 

56. “Ssh. You wouldn’t want to ruin the show.”

57. “Who would sacrifice everything they’ve worked for just for their dumb ____?” 

58. “Whoa! Children fighting! I can sell this.” 

59. “You can’t stop me. I’m a being of pure energy with no weakness!” 

60. “You’re in _____’s body, and I know all his/her weaknesses.” 

61. “Yes! I’m in my own body! And it’s just as underwhelming as I remember. Oh, everything hurts.”  

62. “Don’t worry, I’ve seen enough movies to know that this is the part where the audience thinks it’s all part of the show and loves it. Cue applause.”

63. “Did s/he just make out with his/her puppets?” 

64. “I might have dodged a bullet there.” 

65. “Seriously, I need to go to the hospital.” 

66. “Hey, _____, what did one sock puppet say to the other sock puppet? You look like you could use a hand!”  

[rookxe]

@element-faunachild​

[🐾] The purple hedgehog grinned as he smashed into some robots with ease. Turbo leaped away as one took a swipe at him, before he curled into a ball and Spin-Dashed his way into the bot, watching with a smile as it blew into smaller pieces.

The tiny speedster twitched an ear as he glanced over at a new figure he had never seen before. Coal colored eyes blinked as the Mobian made his way over.

[rookxe]

Starter Call

[⚡] (This sideblog of mine has been quiet for too long. Whoops on my part.

But here’s a starter call to get things started again!

Give this little old post a like or reblog for a starter with Convel, Turbo, or one of the other characters I have on this blog.

Thanks friendos.)

[spaacemusings]

                                              we are never fighting alone                                                    get up, get going                                                   i’ll meet you there

[rookxe]

poke-amalgam:

“You too. And after I start it up, you might want to leave too, as any powers you have, such as flight, increased speed, or artificial enhancements, will all be nullified by the blast. It’s about the side of one of those thing’s oversized heads from end to end.”

She looked at her inhibitor. “And if you know someone who can pick a lock, I’d be willing to take that as payment.”

[🐾] The purple hedgehog nodded. He’d keep that in mind to book it once she got her weapon started ready to fire. The speedy hedgehog twitched an ear at her request. Someone who could pick a lock? Why would she need someone who could do that?

“A friend of mine can do that.”

[wearethegenesis-deactivated2016]

FIRST THREE IN MY INBOX GET KISSES

[vaememes]

°  ✧   NARUTO   SENTENCE    PROMPTS.

* A MIX OF NARUTO PROMPTS , CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘ By then, they realized I had… emotional problems. ‘

‘ People cannot win against their loneliness. ‘

‘ If you get in my way… I’ll kill you. ‘

‘ Perhaps the companionship of an evil person is preferable to loneliness. ‘

‘ If they look at me the wrong way, I’ll kill them all. ‘

‘ If you want this match to end quickly, I’ll just win it quickly. ‘

‘ You two understand that our target is just one thing right? ‘

‘ What do you think is faster, your sand or my sound? ‘

‘ I’m going to snap you like a twig! It should have been done years ago! ‘

‘ When you protect the ones important to you, your true strength will show. ‘

‘ I realized that in all of the world no one needed me. I was alone.. ‘

‘ Is there… somebody precious to you? ‘

‘ What?! Why wasn’t he affected by my sexiness?! ‘

‘ There’s no meaning to a flower unless it blooms. ‘

‘ You might want to spit that out quick, though. Those can be quite poisonous. ‘

‘ got my mind on your body and your body on my mind. ‘

‘ I was so hard on you, yelling, scolding… It must have hurt. ‘

‘ Even the strongest of opponents always has a weakness.. ‘

‘ Run away… run away… and cling to your pitiful life. ‘

‘ I’ve had enough this. There’s no hope left for this pathetic clan. ‘

‘ For instance, you’ve made the mistake of assuming I’m a patient man. ‘

‘ How long can you, a person that does not posses the bloodline limit, deal with this? ‘

‘ You overestimate your own abilities with no idea of the depth of my own. ‘

‘ You two don’t know me at all, do you? ‘

‘ It must be tough on the underlings to have such a stupid leader. ‘

‘ I don’t know which is more pathetic; the fool, or those who follow him. ‘

‘ The more you want something, the harder it is to wait for it.. ‘

‘ That’s why they go on and on about their dreams. That’s why they never give up. ‘

‘ My first impression of you is…I hate you. ‘

‘ I want to play around before some noisy people come! ‘

‘ There’s enough poison on that to drop an elephant, so you’re dead. ‘

‘ I must be a pretty pathetic owner for you to have bitten me. ‘

‘ I have no idea what’s going on but I’m always up for getting wild! ‘

‘ Have you forgotten my scent? We’ve always been together haven’t we? ‘

‘ The weakest one in the game always goes down first. ‘

‘ Which do you prefer? To die, or to obey? ‘

‘ The next time we meet, be ready to face the consequences! ‘

‘ All your hard work will prove worthless… unless you believe in yourself! ’

‘ Now run, run into the sunset and suffer. But don’t mess up your hair! ‘

‘ Look into my eyes and accept my dearest apologies. ‘

‘ The pain of being lonely… is out of this world, isn’t it? ‘

‘ So you’re special, huh?, you won’t be so special when I’m through with you! ‘

‘ It’s not the face that makes one a monster. It’s the choices they make with their life! ‘

‘ Real strength is not what you have when fighting for only yourself.. ‘

‘ So you’re not going to withdraw? Then don’t blame me for what happens to you. ‘

‘ So this is the full extent of the main branch’s strength? ‘

‘ _______, sometimes, your eyes are even better than mine. ‘

‘ The only destiny that every person shares.. is death. ‘

‘ You’ve hated and punished yourself for your own weakness. ‘

‘ I wasn’t crying! There was dust in my eyes. ‘

‘ You know…you were the only one I would have spared. ‘

‘ The body ages, but the mind is immortal. ‘

‘ ______, you saved me from the darkness. ‘

‘ I want to master all techniques to understand the truth of this world. ‘

‘ No matter what darkness lies ahead, I will pursue that path. ‘

‘ I’ve lived my life for one single purpose: to see you die! It ends here!! ‘

‘ I was unable to protect my friends. The mission failed.. ‘

‘ Even if our enemy is a small bug, we will not underestimate it. ‘

‘ I don’t care if you kill me…all that matters is you’ll die, too. ‘

‘ Knowing what I am doing isn’t the same as knowing how to stop me! ‘

‘ What can you possibly do in this situation? Spit at me? ‘

‘ By your age, my hands were already soaked in blood. ‘

‘ You say my future is death…? I’ve had enough of your bluffs. ‘

‘ You’re gonna die kid, wipe that grin off your face. ‘

‘ They’re my friends. They are precious to me… ‘

‘ Don’t tell me you still have feelings for your old home? ‘

‘ Let it go. You’ve gotta forget about revenge. ‘

‘ What makes you think you know anything about it?! It’s easy for you to talk. ‘

‘ Wait a minute. First we make a plan…then we nail those bastards. ‘

‘ You shouldn’t make promises you can’t keep. ‘

[rookxe]

poke-amalgam:

She gave a smirk, looking at the Death Egg Robots off in the distance. “If I was able to get on top of those things’ heads, I could fry their circuits with my inhibitor.” She showed him her bronze colored brace, a purple gemstone embedded inside of it.

“That is if a literal ton doesn’t leave a huge dent, which it probably won’t.”  She then remembered, looking at him again. “I never told you my name did I? … Hmm… While I don’t have one, I usually just prefer Omni.”

[🐾] Turbo nodded with a slight hum at that. He could see about getting her up to the robots’ heads to she could do what she wanted to do with them. He didn’t think it would be too much of a problem.

“I’ll see about getting you close enough to them so you can hit them your inhibitor thing.”

He leaned back witn a smile. So she didn’t have a name? That was sort of sad now that he thought about it. But in a way, she did have one since she referred to herself as Omni.

“Nice to meetcha, Omni.”