gina linetti's authentic stolen police badges

[roonerius]

From one Asian butch to another, thank you for your Dianetti posts you are getting me through the post-B99 drought and I hope you have a spectacular day

THIS MADE ME SO HYPEEE WE ARE NOT ALONE IN THESE TRENCHES BROTHER 🙏🙏 i may have arrived spectacularly late to dianetti nation but i'm here and committed now 🫡

[roonerius]

Rooni wot does this mean 🧍im feeling confused and uninformed

babylon - rosa and gina's secret makeout spot private bathroom - only ever comes up in season 1 and they dont refer to it again throughout the show ((or they do and i'm not remembering...))

and my personal headcanon is that they first started casually hooking up and experienced the 'peak' of their attraction to each other around the events of pre-canon and season 1. hence why i call it the 'babylon era.'

i think around the time rosa started seeing marcus and gina hooked up with charles they'd kinda mutually agreed to stop sleeping together for a while (out of the two of them rosa is def more likely to be interested in trying out monogamy in her relationships) but they return to each other cuz u know they're metaphysically bound etc. but there's none of that "unrequited love" bullshit or angsty in that way bc they're both glorious aromantics and are always in tune with each other mmhmm

can't even rlly call any of this a 'head' canon actually. let us never forget the outtake where gina says "these flowers would look good on your nightstand ;)" to rosa . or how chelsea literally wrote a dianetti scene. or how stephanie herself was the first dianetti shipper. free our women nbc 😔🙏

[roonerius]

swinging from hyper-obsession to complete and utter apathy based on the whims of my brain chemicals is something that hurts no one when the objects of my interest are fictional characters but turned out very badly when i was in the lesbian dating scene

[nondelphic]

getting kissed and immediately thinking "so THIS is why authors won’t shut up about mouths"

[roonerius]

okay i think tumblr has something personally against chelsea peretti

[roonerius]

her smiiiiiile her smileeeeee ☹️💔

[saveyourhelplessspite]

okay so we all understand that sexual attraction doesn't always lead to sex. are we ready to consider that romantic attraction doesn't always lead to romance.

[roonerius]

never forget that rosa tricked amy into thinking she still had feelings for adrian and was gonna follow him to the airport only to turn around and set up an elaborate mock party in a storage box with gina for the heist . yas girl use the dumb hetero lingo against them to build ur grand queer empire

[amesantiagos]

dianetti in every season ⇢ season 1

↳ requested by @peraltiagoisland

[roonerius]

desperately want to write a fic but i dont wanna get my angsty muddy fingers all over the comedy gold that shapes these characters. i can do depressing character studies but sitcoms... i'm out of my depth

[roonerius]

i am so pathetic for gina linetti

[roonerius]

"i'll see you tonight at my place. god, i hate you. don't be late."

[knifearo]

would say “where’s the pride flag for aromantics who are sick and fucking tired of it all” but i think that’s just the regular aro flag

[roonerius]

gina linetti is basically the same person as jack sparrow but in a different font and the difference in fandom attitudes towards her as opposed to fandom attitudes towards jack sparrow is a simple matter of good old fashioned misogyny. in this essay i will

[suisicedsquad]

Who needs star-crossed lovers when you can have arms-crossed lovers?

[rowanisawriter]

here this is for you *hands you a fic where i tore out a piece of myself still dripping blood and crammed it in between the lines and disguised it as a simple little story that i put on the internet for hundreds of strangers to see and maybe read and maybe think about*

[roonerius]

chat is it gay to drink from your beautiful coworker's coffee cup and be glued to her side at all times for absolutely no reason on the clock