moved to @roosterloverboy

[enthyrea]

the fuck did they do 🤨

[sereshawl]

Hangman: I bet you’d look great grasping at the sheets on my bed.

Rooster: No matter how many times you compliment me, I’m not making your bed.

The daggers, in the background: God this physically hurts to watch.

[rootheloverboy]

Ice: The coroner said the victims body showed clear signs of Belladonna

Mav and Rooster: The porn star ?!?

Ice, long suffering sigh: The poison

[sereshawl]

[sereshawl]

[sereshawl]

Hangman: Just ask Bradshaw out, it’ll be fine.

Hangman, to himself: Be as bitchy as possible. He’ll know what it means.

[yeagrave]

gay ppl??? in MY military film?? no way…

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[roo-mantic]

Rooster, getting down on one knee: Jake, you are the most infuriating and annoying man I've ever met.

Hangman: Not a great start, Roo

Rooster: But you're also smart, and confident, and funny, and you have a great ass-

Hangman: If I say yes will you please stop talking?

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

[After the fight in the debrief room]

Rooster: The real problem is you, Hangman. You are selfish.

Hangman: Oh, please. You always say what a giving person I am.

Phoenix: He's talking about when you're in an upright position.

Rooster: *blushes hard*

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

[flyboy-timelord]

Rooster: Fuck you!

Hangman: Fuck me yourself!

[unlawfulchaos]

*on comms during a training exercise*

Rooster: DADS, HELP!

Iceman: Don't worry Bradley, Mav's on his way, but you need to tell us your location.

Maverick: What are your coordinates, Baby Goose?

Rooster: I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion.

Iceman: Can you be more specific?

Rooster: Simba.

[bradleys-boy]

Bradley getting completely missing the football because he's too busy looking at Jake's chest

[sereshawl]

On the opposite side Jake gets hit in the face because he’s too busy looking at Bradley’s abs.

[suuuuper]

thinking of cock at this difficult time 💔

[se7enx7x]

me: *closes tumblr*

me:

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me: *opens tumblr*

[sereshawl]

Rooster: Nice thighs Hangman.

Rooster: I bet they’d make good earmuffs.

Phoenix:…

Phoenix: Do you ever think about the fact that you say this shit in public?

[sereshawl]

Bradley is the type of person that is constantly tired but never sleeps. He’s always been a night owl. His mind is awake at night, no matter how tired he is during the day. But his job doesn’t let him sleep in the day.

Jake starts staying over when they get together. He tugs Bradley into bed and wraps himself around him. Bradley had no choice but to lay there, watching Jake sleep, being pulled into a calm by Jake’s soft snores. It takes a while, but ultimately Bradley nods off as well.

Bradley always finds himself refreshed after Jake stays over. He doesn’t just sleep more, he sleeps better. Instead of waking up every hour, unable to get back to sleep, he sleeps through the night. It doesn’t take long to realize that Jake calms him down in a way that he’s never felt before.