nothing is real, pass me a corndog

christine | 23 | art blog is crispy-bean | i refuse to make sideblogs for my separate interests

[haveyouheardthisband]

Have you heard Shearwater?

Yes

No but I've heard of them

Haven't even heard of them

Voting ended onMay 13, 2024

[princesskuragina]

17 year old: I'm depressed. I'm overwhelmed by choice. I feel like the stakes are so high that if I fail I could ruin everything forever. I feel a sense of obligation to my parents, but I don't think they understand me. Maybe none of this is worth it

Every 12th grade english teacher, without fail: *hands you the tragedy of hamlet prince of denmark* that's rough buddy

[princesskuragina]

I realized this could read as me saying the english teacher doesn't care. No. The english teacher in this scenario is in fact benevolent and is providing me with media to hopelessly latch onto. And that's why every gay high school senior becomes feverishly obsessed with hamlet

[justcatposts]

“Every day I point the camera at the couch when I leave for work, so I can capture their snuggles.” 

(Source)

[glowstickhaloboy]

i made a uquiz where i designate you “____ to lovers” pls validate me by reblogging & tagging with what u get

[glowstickhaloboy]

no offense but I want to get everyone who is responding so well to “allies to lovers” a kiss on the lips

[yurimom]

this is really just my favorite tiktok

[unclefather]

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

[mctreeleth]

I was reading this article a while back which suggested that the social media most alike tumblr’s reblogging-with-additions was actually tiktok’s duet feature and I think this is a good example of it - the extra scenes in this tiktok would read almost perfectly as a series of tumblr reblogs, possibly with gifsets.

[animalids]

Rockweed gunnel (Apodichthys fucorum)

Photo by Marlin Harms

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

That’s what I’m talking about!

[alwaysuncanny]

Gotta make room for new mistakes in 2021!

[asundergrowth]

Stop drawing dionysus skinny challenge

Bitch is the god of feasts, he's got chub, he's got meat. Aphrodite is the god of romance and love but dionysus is the god of sex and orgies, he is ideal cuddling density, dude HAS a tummy.

[asundergrowth]

Dude has broad shoulders and beefy arms for holding and protecting you and just the fattest most luscious ass and thighs you've ever seen

[adhd-hippie]

All I’m imagining is that one bro at the gym who’s extra thick and has a big waste and could be a couch in and of himself but like would totally be able to lift a whole damn cow if you asked.

[wet4joanjett]

We all know dionysus looks like this.

[possibly-the-antichrist-deactiv]

jack black either bares a close resemblance to Dionysus or he straight up is Dionysus  

[eureicca]

Check out the Zutara Idol AU, a Social Media AU thread brought to you through @zutaraopm on twitter!

Collaborators: @jowa-ni-bakugo go @wednesdaywildheart @fidgety-midgety @moon_embers @wondrgrlwannabe

Mai, Azula, and Ty Lee are in an idol girl group called Velvet Fire under Sozin Entertainment.

Zuko and Sokka as Velvet Fire’s Producers

Suki as Velvet Fire’s Choreographer

Aang as an Idol Trainee Prodigy under Sozin Entertainment.

Toph, a music prodigy who also works for Sozin Entertainment.

Yue is one of the top solo Artist of Sozin entertainment, she is an actress, singer, and model.

Katara, Jet, and Haru are Indie Artists, they can be found performing at Route 505 bar every night.

[theslowesthnery]

anyway you guys wanna see more of the completely necessarily horny theseus and minotaur sculpture by canova? because it’s my favourite thing and i legit want to know if canova intentionally made it as homoerotic as he possibly could because

well

imagine doing this *gestures vaguely* accidentally

[toastbutteregg]

[hotasiangirlsinyourarea-archive]

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

visual representation of my mood today 

[woolay]

not a single one of these words were in arthur

[darksidewalker-deactivated20211]

Kylo Ren: Control yourself. A lightsaber? Interesting.

Stormtrooper who's about to get promoted: If there's one Jedi left, it's not you

[lichtel-archive]

happy new year I am a different person after reading this thread

[atlantisrises]

The day’s coming, the day’s coming / we will wait for that day together and cheer its dawn

[male2faggot]

What sorts of pronouns does someone who’s rly mischievous use?

[male2faggot]

He/he/he/he/he/he/he/him

[male2faggot]

The transmascs love this one

[catadromously]

reasons.

[elohimes]

A heart’s a heavy burden