never speak, never see each other again

if you kiss, if you tell

[roozmatazz]

About me :)

Name: Roo

Age: 21

Pronouns: she/her

roozmatazz's strawpage

[r4zor2thr0sary]

happy doldrums day to all the gays and fob fans

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[charl0ttan]

having twenty dollars changes me into a terible creature who is bent on spending twenty dollars at any cost

[wondersmith-and-sons]

Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?

David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)

Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)

Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)

Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)

MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)

The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)

Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)

Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)

I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country

Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)

Voting ended on1h

Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

2001-3000 feet

3001-4000 feet

4001-5000 feet

5001-6000 feet

6001-7000 feet

7001-8000 feet

8001+ feet

Voting ended on1h

[the-w0nder-beards]

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[elysiumcalled]

‘do you want cheese?’ stupid fuckin question. yes i do.

[rylandgraces]

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

[fatestayyuri]

whenever i go back through my blog to look for something i end up wasting a lot of time just looking at the posts because for some reason it's full of stuff i would reblog

[raytoroapologist]

our insurance doesn't cover admittance to the sex hospital unfortunately

[bimmyjimmy]

It is the Bimmy Birthday!!

[virtualmosshroom]

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[apolladay]

Should you be doing something else other than scrolling on tumblr right now?

Yes

No

Should you be doing something else other than scrolling on tumblr right now?

yes

no

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary