I'm so tired...of living

Kill me.

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

[pro-psychotic-deactivated202001]

My new years resolution is to not get the plague

[tinyplaidninjas]

This is gonna be really offensive is another plague ever starts.

[funkyness]

-September 3, 2016

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[slimetony]

I’m really worried half of you are bots

[babeybel]

how do we know you’re not a bot

[slimetony]

Could a bot do this

[babeybel]

holy shit you’re right i’m sorry i doubted you

[slimetony]

Could a bot do this

[iouoiuiioi]

Mood: Lol ok

[showerthoughtspost]

Your future self is talking shit about you.

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A girl at my school got stabbed, but it turned out that she was made of slime, so she didn’t die. But slime is banned at my school, so my headmistress was furious and gave her detention for being made out of slime, rather than tell off the person who did the stabbing.

[eclecticdreamersuit-deactivated]

Yeah that’s public school

[oknope]

me: *sees a bee* I respect you

bee: *starts flying toward me*

me: *runs away shrieking*

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[thebootydiaries]

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

[skinofmilkandhoney]

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

[thebootydiaries]

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

[holy-tsundere-blog]

Mtl to play hockey? And what they think about it?

Ayato - He thinks it’s cool and a good way to show off, he would try to be the star of the team

Laito - He already has the typical hockey player hair and thinks it’s a great way to pick up the ladies at the rink

Subaru - He uses it to get his anger out and body check other players, but, isn’t too interested in the game play itself

Shuu - He thinks its a waste of his time and would much rather be watching from the stands

Reiji - He thinks its an uncivilized sport with too much carnage, he’d much rather do something like croquet or polo

Kanato - He would not be good at it or enjoy it at all, he would get frustrated that the other players are so much larger than he is

[holy-tsundere-blog]

Headcanons for Subaru and a depressed lover? ^.^

*TRIGGER WARNING: Mentions of depression*

- He understands a lot of what you’re going through because he deals with it himself

- He tries his best to be there for you but sometimes gets frustrated because he can’t help in the way you need

- He will always listen to your problems and let you cry on his shoulder if need be

- He asks you for the best ways he can take care of you during a bad episode

- He’ll try to do anything to make you happy

[holy-tsundere-blog]

Hiya. If you dont mind, may i please request parent headcanons for Shuu, Reiji, Yui, and Ruki? Thanks a lot, loves!

Shuu

- Nurtures and cares for his children unlike Beatrix

- Pushes music on the from an early age but let’s them choose what they like

- Stay at home dad, 100%

- Favorite part of the day is nap time with the kiddies

Reiji

- Strict as hell

- Anything below an A is failing, school comes first

- He just wants what’s best for his children

- Etiquette is everything

Yui

- A literal angel, she is so patient

- Church every sunday morning and prayers before meals

- Tries to make every moment a teaching one

- Spoils her children and loves them unconditionally

Ruki

- Strict but loving

- Wants his kids to have a better childhood then he had

- He would die for his children

- Reads to them every night 

[holy-tsundere-blog]

What would halloween be like in the Sakamaki family?

Shuu - He gets annoyed with the incessant door bell ringing from eager trick or treaters and plays his music as loud as he can to drown out the noise.

Reiji - The designated candy giver, he is very skimpy and gives one piece per child and criticizes the small children’s costumes for being unoriginal.

Ayato - Dresses up as himself and goes door to door demanding candy, if a bowl is left out he empties its contents into his bag and takes the bowl too.

Kanato - He and Teddy have coordinating costumes and goes trick-or-treating with Ayato, at the end of the night he is dissatisfied with his candy haul and steals from some children on the way back to the mansion.

Laito - Hosts a halloween party in the ballroom of only women in sexy halloween costumes. He checks out all of the girls under the guise of a costume contest and declares the girl with the skimpiest costume the winner. The prize? Himself.

Subaru - He dresses up as Jason Voorhees and pretends to be a halloween decoration until unsuspecting children come close enough until…BAM! He jumps out at them and scares the soul out of their bodies making them scream and cry.

[holy-tsundere-blog]

Mtl to die in a fight for their S/O?

Subaru

Ayato

Laito

Shuu

Kanato

Reiji

Mainly just Subaru though, I don’t think the rest of the Sakamaki brothers are willing to sacrafice themselves