Agony and Ecstasy and Agony

Professional Cheryl Blossom apologist. <3 This is my sideblog.

[abba-enthusiast]

Riverdale is a masterpiece, actually

[pzyii]

You wanna be with me, you wanna be with him

(When your dad is grooming you and your mom resents you for it but she's also being hurt by him and you want to save her and protect her and be the man of the house, what you've father has denied you, be her good and normal daughter except you can't be all of that because you are just her daughter and more than wanting to be a mother she wants to be a wife which as much as you provide for her you can't ever give her the way your father can. Among other things.)

[guardian-angle22]

NICHOLAS GALITZINE & CAMILA MENDES Nick + Getting Confused by Riverdale ↳ Masters of the Universe Press Tour (10/?)

[moistvonlipwig]

here is what i like about the performances of each of the five main actors on riverdale. i like that kj is trying very visibly hard to act and can't quite do it because that is so archie of him. i like that camila delivers all of her lines completely earnestly and without a trace of ironic self-awareness. i like that cole either can't act or is doing an elaborate bit and it's impossible to tell either way which is so juggy of him. i like that lili plays betty like a real person and not a tv character which gets increasingly funny the more outlandish betty's life gets. and i like that madelaine delivers all of her lines as if she is being possessed by the riverdale writers to enact their strange divine vision

[lamilapetschartsource]

MADELAINE PETSCH & VANESSA MORGAN at the Sparkling Ice event at the 360 Festival June 27, 2026

[tiktaalic]

Did you fuck my dad archiekins

[hooplacoopla]

Me when people start Riverhating

[doodlespatulas]

"Doomed yuri" this, "doomed yaoi" that

WHAT ABOUT DOOMED SIBLINGS

What if we were two sides of the same coin. What if i lived in your shadow all my life but found comfort in the darkness and dont know what to do once youre gone. What if youre the only person who understands. What if you have have no idea what i went through. What if we went through the same traumas but ended up with oposite conclusions about our suffering. What if i dont recognize you anymore. What if i see the ghost of my former self reflected through your eyes. What if it never had to go this way. What if this was the only way things were ever going to go

[treecitysessions]

Real

[writingraccoon]

Round 3 (Semifinals): Worst Parents in Riverdale Bracket

Who Was the Worse Parent?

Clifford Blossom

Penelope Blossom

Voting ended onJun 29

If you don’t know the characters, vote on vibes or abstain idc

Propaganda welcome and encouraged!

[lisa-fakenstein]

When youre watching some video thats making fun of bad media and they start talking about riverdale

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[doctorcurdlejr]

Riverdale wrapped

you watched 50 hours of Riverdale

you laughed 200 times

you full body sobbed 15 times

you cheered like you were watching live football 80 times

AND.........

you called another human being "dumber than roadkill and just as competent when it comes to correctly identifying camp" 100,000 times

[baldgonia]

good morning riverdale happy pride month day 3 have a magical wednesday

[riverdaleheritageposting]

shes so real

[parkayquarts]

the red paladin

[livelaughlothcat]

anyone remember riverdale?