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Reach WITH IN To your local TEXAS and you may find A Fiend...

[robotonic]

[glumshoe]

Instagram ads piss me off. Like, yes, I do want those black waterproof boots embroidered with a gold sun and moon, but I hate that you know that about me. I hate the little AI oracles sitting in their digital caves making algorithmic prophecies about my spending habits, then sending sending their electronic servants to me with hedonistic temptations targeted at my weaknesses… I’ve already got nice boots, thanks!

[buffysboobs]

right after i reblogged this post i went on instagram and

[xueyangapologist]

[roquestral]

i shouldn’t have quit tumblr. my extended stay on twitter turned me into a demon like in supernatural

[gekiranger-deactivated20180527]

Only real gamers remember

[transperceneige]

in much more interesting news, today at work I got to explore an abandoned 500-year-old castle, seized by the state because of the owner's massive tax evasion

we spent an hour and half going all over the grounds, I'd never felt so #urbex

[transperceneige]

just want to point out that we found this door at one point

[purronronner]

WHY

[sigmaleph]

seeing this door makes me feel like i have never truly contemplated the possibilities of doors as a concept, as though a new understanding of what it means to be a door has been forced upon me

[jareckiworld]

Frank Polson — Tremolo  (acrylic on satin poly cotton canvas, 2019) 

[sloppystyle]

bug boys

[omghotmemes]

See you in 1977

[randomslasher]

It is literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this because the entire thing is gold. 

[badassdemonsword]

[notvoid]

byron. come here to memy son. i have been defeated. we have been defeated. my sweet child. swallow this pill with daddeh. it’ll be over soon. i love you. i love this nation. god bless these great united states. good buh buh

[kafk-a]

i love tree news

[horrorofthebeast]

[louises-belcher]

[topherchris]

[cosed]

if you dont have brown eyes….. sorry i guess. also fuck you

[sm64mario]

[yesterdaysprint]

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912

[bitchboi-naughty]

AND – It’s Leap Yeap

[foulserpent]

take some time to notice your vision. see how easily you detect motion. focus on something in your peripheral (without moving your eyes to it). see how it works. look at your hands. pick something up with your fingers. appreciate how ridiculously specialized they are in fine motor skills (even if your personal motor skills are lackluster). think about how you have a body built to be an apex predator through use of tools. think about how the brain of your kind has created a digital hivemind uniting the whole world. now look back at the screen.  look at the tab where you are in an argument about cartoons on tumblr. close the tab. open a new tab. google “tribute to anomalocaris”. watch the video that comes up. leave a like. subscribe even though the channel has been inactive for 8 years. you will need it in the coming times

[foulserpent]