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Brock: whats wrong man?

Ash: Jessie fucked my mom

Brock: aw cmon you know better, your mom would never date anyone from team rocket

Ash*suddenly gets a very distressed look on his face*

Brock: ash? Your sweating really bad

Jessie*peering menacingly out of a corner* i fucked your mom shit lips

Joel : It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli

Ellie, eyes wide : I know what I saw

STOLAS: I didn’t think I would get you and when I did I didn’t know what to do and I went and fucked it up.

BLITZØ: I am not something you ‘get’. I am not a possession, I was supposed to be your partner.

Logan: A stripper pole? You don't have smoke alarms or a working washing machine, but you have this?

Remus: Smoke is its own alarm!

Grover: He's making a list, he's checking it twice

Percy: He's gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice

Annabeth: Santa Claus is calling you out~

Race: tomorrow I’m graduating from kindergarten

Davey: cool, what’d you major in?

Race: crayon

Potbelly: Hey Noggin! Tweedle came over to hang out! What game do you want to play?

Noggin: Life is a game and our only exit is death.

Potbelly: ... She brought Monopoly...

Noggin: That'll do.

Barris:Would you care to explain this mess, Juven?

Juven's brain: play dumb

Juven:Who is Juven?

Juven 's brain:NOT THAT DUMB

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