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Carlisle: Yes, but that doesn't stop me from being concerned. I guess we should just ask him, but he'll already know what we're about to say so he might just avoid the house. There's really no way to sneak up on that boy.

Rosalie: Maybe if we try our best to think of everything but asking Edward about what happens, He won't be able to pick up that you have questions and then he has no reason to avoid the house

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You so would! You’re so beautiful! And I could help with your aesthetic posts if you decide to do it. Why wouldn’t you consider it now?

Thanks, but no thank you. I don’t really know if any other girls like us have tried to become famous before, even just through social media. But I have a pretty good feeling that no one ever has because it’s definitely asking for trouble.

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broke: But babe, that means I’ll have to share your beauty with the world and I’m threatened by invisible men on the internet liking your photos!

woke: Ooooweeee, that’s my girl! Need me to get on the ground and take photos of you from the best angles? Cause I’m so down.

I really considered replying to this in the same format but I don’t... have your...”skills”(?) and refuse to embarrass myself that way.

Anyway, I don’t really need that, since I’m not going to actually attempt becoming an InstaBaddie. You know what they say, “the internet lasts forever” The internet lasts forever and my youth isn’t supposed to last just as long, especially not so openly. So I doubt our Italian friends would really appreciate it if I actually tried to become such a public figure. I do appreciate the enthusiastic support though, bae!

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Carlisle: Can you though? Do you think he’s going to be Snapchatting you or whatever from his sabbatical? Are you really sure you don’t know anything? You wouldn’t lie to me would you?

Rosalie: I don't know? He might? It's not like he's mad at US or something. Well, at least I think he's not. I'm absolutely certain that I have no idea what's going on with that boy. I've never lie to you before and I have no reason to start now.

Not that I'm going to try or anything, but I think I could be quite the profitable Instagram model. From what I can tell, all it takes are a decent camera, tenacity and the ability to look beautiful in completely manufactured settings wearing whatever it is that other people think looks good nowadays. It's almost shame that Influencer culture wasn't an option for me back when I would've wanted that kind of exposure.

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Carlisle: We always need our family, Rose. And we need to be supportive if he's going through a rough time. I could certainly write him a doctors note. Yes, I guess you're right. Maybe I should check out this Yelp so I can see what I need to improve upon. I love my wife and all my adopted children no matter what anyone says.

Rosalie: I didn't say he had to be gone forever, but I can support him from a distance just fine. Especially with social media, I can send him a bitmoji of a thumbs up while he's away so he'll know that I'm here for him! I know I am. 😌 I wouldn't do that if I were you. You're amazing at your job, I doubt any criticism on there would be constructive.

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Carlisle: I wonder if there’s anything we can do to stop him. It’s not good for him to take too many days off of school when we already disappear on sunny days. Of course I don’t expect that you all are doing the cyberbullying, and I’d like to think you’d all be able to handle it but Edward is a special case. I’ve always been nice to everyone what would they have bad to say about me?

Rosalie: Probably, but when he's in such an angsty little snit do we really NEED him around? We can just say he's sick or something, us missing sunny days only could come off as a little suspicious too. No, I meant we've evolved past feeling the need to check social medias to see what the humans are saying about us. Besides, we all know what they think about us anyway thanks to Edward, so there's no point. I know you are, but they're /bored/ housewives, they could be bitter about how attractive you are or how much you love your wife or how freaky it is that your foster children are mostly coupled up.

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Carlisle: He didn’t say anything to you at all? Maybe Alice knows. He’s closest to her. Esme mentioned that it’s a problem teenagers face in this day and age so I just wanted to make sure. Me? Cyberbullied? Who’s going to cyberbully a doctor?

Rosalie: Just that he was leaving. Probably, and even if he didn't she probably saw something that would give her a hint. It's a problem human teenagers face, I like to think we've all evolved past that. But you could be more vulnerable to it than we are since you're not a teenager. I hear those bored stay at home moms can get absolutely vicious on Yelp.

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Carlisle: Why? Is he being cyberbullied? Are any of you being cyberbullied?

Rosalie: I have absolutely no idea. Do you think Edward willingly lets any if us into his head in return? And cyberbullied? No? Are YOU being cyberbullied????

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Carlisle: Anyone care to explain why Edward was especially angsty when he got home from school today?

Rosalie: He didn't tell you? He's skipping town! ASAP

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Hot take: Rosalie has never done anything wrong in her entire life and the fact that she didn’t snap Edwards neck in the first twilight just shows her level of self control

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