Sam

“Why do they th- do I want to know why they think you’re engaged?”

Because! I’ve been living with him for like, three years now. And we make very domestic facebook posts? I don’t know. I love Ben, just not like that.

“So.. if you were sleeping with this guy, it would give them hope that you might get married and have babies?”

Yes, seeing as they think Ben and I are engaged to begin with. Which we are not, by the way.

“So they would take babies out of wedlock?”

No! I mean, maybe actually... They want me to be married, for the sole purpose of me reproducing. That make more sense?

alexissloane-deactivated2018020

Huh. Maybe you should start charging them every time they say it, not like it’d probably work though. Tell them you’re already seeing someone to get them off your case, they don’t need to know the truth.

I should tell them the truth. That you and I are in a loving, committed relationship.

#c:adrianne #;D

#PSA

“I didn’t think parents would be so interested in your sex life unless it affected them… does it affect them?”

Well... They want grandkids. That count?

cryptozoology asks

bigfoot: do you believe in yourself?

chupacabra: what's your favorite drink?

hellhound: what do you expect to happen to you when you die?

jackalope: do you have any conflicting characteristics? what?

jersey devil: what are your least favorite sounds?

kappa: do you have strong morals?

kelpie: are you nurturing?

kraken: is your personality more twisted or innocent?

loch ness monster: have you ever faked anything for attention?

mermaid: how do you define beauty?

mongolian death worm: what would be the worst form of torture to you?

mothman: do you prefer being high up or close to the ground?

wendigo: would you rather eat human flesh or starve to death?

yeti: if you were a cryptid, where would you live?

“Your parents… ask you that?”

captain-evans-and-me-deactivate

Just my mom, and yeah, she did. She’s convinced that Ben and I are like, engaged and we’re just too scared to come clean.

#c:scar #LOL WELP

jesperfahey

#*

So, I went to my parents this week... if I had a dollar for every time my mother subtly asked if I was boning my room mate, I would have enough for a new iPhone.

#tsymstarter

Someone needs to give me some new suggestions for Netflix. I’m digging through all the cooking shows.

Cooking? I didn’t peg you as the type... You should watch Blackfish. But make sure you have ice cream and vodka on hand for after.

#c:marchant

marchants-dojo:

Well, aren’t you a kind and beautiful soul to offer that to a stranger.

I’m a saint, what can I say?

So, you will accept?

#c:marchant

itsbenjistone-blog

Ben shook his head, “You also make good coffee, on the off chance your up to make it.” He grinned

“That sounds great. We can get corny costumes, if you’d like.”

Hey hey! Enough with the sass mister, I work late hours. You should know that.

Can we get his and hers costumes?

#c:ben #ily

regenesiis-blog

“More like . . people all around. S’kinda a lot, isn’t it?” Adrien shuffled his feet, averting his gaze to the ground. “Lots of . . accidental brushin’ up against people an’ all. Not exactly my idea of a good time, y’know?”

#c:adrien #not me surprisingly!!#the world is a small place though haha

Sam nodded, understanding what he meant. “Definitely not my kind of party, but unfortunately it’s price I have to pay for living in this city,” she forced a small smile. “But hey! If you come here like 20 minutes early, the trains are almost empty.”

decidentis-blog

“That’s surprising. What exactly are you supposed to be?”

“Um, a serial killer? Thought that was obvious.”

#c:cam

infamoushybrid-blog

“Come on! Dance with me, loser! Live a little, have some fun!” Alexis teased. She had been drinking for the past few hours and had now become drunk and almost hyper from the energy drinks in some of her shots.