imagine you're daeron targaryen and you were sent as an INFANT to oldtown so you saw your mom every 5 years and your uncle who raised you was a religious FANATIC who did POPPERS and he thought the whole other side of your family should be EXTERMINATED and he hates your BLUE SPIKY DOG but anyway the otherside is INCESTTRON3000 and are also INSANE so that's awkward and your uncle compared you to your DAD which is something nobody enjoys and anyway he was ROTTING when you were born and now your half-sister probably wants you DEAD and your body double had a beautiful BLEACH JOB while you keep a NASTY BOB and now your daily activities are seeing your uncle's ASS and dressing him while he goes on a COKE RANT to you












