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I should ask Vy if she could actually make a gun that shoots birthday cakes.
That sounds brilliant. Maybe with frosted summoning circles so they can summon more birthday cakes.
That’s perfect. We need to make this now.
It’s cakes all the way up.
I should ask Vy if she could actually make a gun that shoots birthday cakes.
Discord took one look at my attempt to rejoin uncivilised e-society and said nah
My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior
Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch becomes holy. This is how they sell Pope Holy Water in the gift shop. This is how I've been drinking only holy water for two months now. I am immune to demons.
Homeopathic holy
It’s not actually any amount of holy water- according to the Church, the water has to be more than half holy water by volume. So if you take a half gallon+a few drops of holy water and a half gallon of secular water, you get one gallon of holy water, plus a few drops. You can then add a gallon of secular water to that and then you have two gallons of holy water. We’ve got a couple jugs of Pope Water in the linen closet at my parents’ house, because my mom used the heck out of this loophole after a trip to Italy in 2008. It was more than a decade ago at this point and we still have Pope Water. We no longer have that Pope, but by god do we have his water.
Here’s what a jug of Pope water looks like. Mom measured a fill line on them so that we never accidentally run out and just have old jugs of secular water lying around.
SO LETS SAY I HAVE A LARGE BUCKET THAT HOLDS 3 GALLONS OF WATER AND FILL IT WITH 2 HOLY GALLONS AND 1 SECULAR GALLON, I NOW HAVE A BUCKET CONTAINING 3 HOLY GALLONS OF WATER
NOW LETS SAY I HAVE A VERY VERY SMALL BUCKET THAT HOLDS 3 MOLECULES OF WATER AND I FILL IT 2 HOLY WATER MOLECULES AND 1 SECULAR WATER MOLECULE I NOW HAVE A BUCKET CONTAINING 3 HOLY MOLECULES OF WATER
NOW LETS SAY I HAVE A GALLON PUDDLE OF SECULAR WATER AND I DUMP TWO GALLONS OF HOLY WATER ON TOP I NOW I HAVE A LARGE PUDDLE OF 3 GALLONS OF HOLY WATER RIGHT?
SO WHAT IF THE PUDDLE WAS VERY SMALL? JUST TWO STRAY HOLY WATER MOLECULES COMING IN CONTACT WITH A SECULAR WATER MOLECULE TO RESULT IN 3 HOLY WATER MOLECULES
IF THAT FOLLOWS, ALL WATER ON EARTH IS HOLY WATER
(( dw i’m not dead! work’s just been kicking my ass and i’ve been getting distracted with other RP stuff. i don’t know that i’ll get to the asks i have just yet as they involve art and i’m strapped for time and energy to produce it, but they’re on my radar ))
[JAMES]
The COMM was closed before James could manage more than the startled beginnings of protest from the voice on the other end. Too much to consider now, and arguing would only distract him. Apologize later. He could feel the flush warmth of another at his back, and her shadow draped along his shoulders in a familiar tapestry of dread he donned with something of a smile. Bar fights, now this took him back.
“Nice to meet you too, Jen. Sorry it had to be like this.”
The surly crowd tightened together as the bolder of the throng neared, driven by the hurled calls for violence from the back. James’ smile grew rueful, and his grip on his blaster grew to a familiar firmness. Breathe–and the rush of a fight rushing to meet them roiled at the pit of his heart.
“Heh. Not that I need to be at this range,
but I’m a regular Annie Oakley with this blaster.”
He glanced back, and the flash of mismatched eyes found her above the brim of his sunglasses–ah, but only for a moment. She was hardly a shrinking mimsy–those scars were evidence of that fact ALONE. Focus.
“Yeah. No sweat. I’ll back you up.”
The smile he offered her spoke multitudes of the kind of man James was, more than he could divulge to her in the moment - but then, she was exceedingly good at reading people. He'd gone through this kind of thing plenty before, she wagered, and a part of him maybe even enjoyed it.
"Alright then, Annie. Go time."
To say she didn't mirror his self-assured, somewhat grim smile would be a lie.
For the most part, Jen was someone who preferred to stay out of fights. By her very skill set she was practised at avoiding conflict, both out of necessity and out of desire. Whether it was going unnoticed, talking people down, or intimidating them out of a conflict, if a tactic got her out of fisticuffs, and could be employed in a situation, she would employ it.
But there was an undeniable RUSH to sending her fist careening into the face of an overly-confident hog as she sprang forward and unwound her arm before he could pull the trigger.
There was a sense of PRIDE in knowing by feel alone that her bare fist had just shattered someone's jaw with a sickening crack, the connection of a solid and unstoppable force to a very breakable object.
There was SECURITY in knowing her hand would be perfectly fine, with not even a bruise.
—And of course, with that first blow, the entire room erupted into gunfire and the shattering of glass.
She had to start moving on her path to the exit immediately, and with haste. The corners of her smile curled upward just that little bit more.
🖼 - Brendan & Jen?
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You can’t get to ᴛ ʜ ᴇ ᴍ unless you get through ᴍ ᴇ .
[and I was being entirely serious]
Well. It wasn’t the answer he’d been expecting. He’d only been half serious.
He set his sunglasses back along his snout, adjusted with a (now veiled) look of vague confusion. They’d only just passed one another, mistaken quarry, and set together by some intrinsic drive to assist someone tossed upon the tides of danger his new found company had no true depth of understanding.
Yet, somehow, he doubted VERY much that she was joking.
“You sure about that? Y’seem a lot more at home with the idea than I am.”
What a night. He sighed, and pushed the tips of his artificial digits through his white shock of hair.
The universe was funny, and strange–laden with all the mysteries one could think to bother oneself with. Why was this any different?
“–For the record, I find aliens far more interesting.”
Oh, she definitely was not joking. She didn’t flinch at his clear scepticism, nor at the mention of aliens. Aliens were pretty normal in the grand scheme of things, when you were flying between different planets - or through different planes, for that matter.
"I didn’t always know about them. Most people don’t find out about them until they’ve crossed them."
Hoo boy. If this was his reaction to hearing werewolves exist, imagine what he’d be like when he found out who he was really talking to... She chuckled lightly, and figured it would be better to tease him a bit, than to drop that bombshell just yet.
“... Alien is a pretty broad classification, isn’t it? Wouldn’t I be one to you?”
Werewolves, yeah. Okay–whatever THAT is. Probably something weird. His life had become a slew of weird happenings since he’d come across THIS one in particular. So, why not–sure. He’d bite.
“–So, are they virtually bald too?”
“Not always.”
The answer may not have been the one he was expecting.
“Werewolves are - well, where I come from - beings who can change from human, to animal, to something inbetween."
It was the absolute simplest she could think to explain what had once been totally mind-blowing information to her, too. Before they became a reality to her, they were just Hollywood monsters and horror story antagonists. The sleeping world knew nothing of their societies.
“Don’t worry— it’s weird in my neck of the woods, too.”
"/Runty/?"
“Compared to a werewolf, an actual gigantic furry? Absolutely.
—Don’t feel too bad, they’re usually unreasonably stacked behemoths. Usually six or seven feet tall.”
He’s not exactly a short stack compared to her, but that wouldn’t be as fun to point out, now, would it?
is that a gigantic fucking furry you're talking to??
"Eh...
I wouldn’t say gigantic.
He’s pretty runty compared to the average werewolf.”
[Won’t somebody think of the children]
Her words took longer to register than the older Vulpine was readily willing to admit. They hadn’t known one another long, traveling out of necessity, however, lent itself favorably to kindred spirits. He lowered his shades, and his mismatched gaze held a feigned expression of shock–
It took much more effort to conceal his need to laugh this time.
“I can’t believe it–
You said a bad word. What a world– the poor children.”
Oh, no. Here came the giggles. She only half-assedly tried to stop them with hands raised to her mouth, but they broke through regardless. Her grin had grown even wider, and, despite the falsity of her gaze, it still shone with a genuine living twinkle. (Those must have been some pretty high-grade prosthetics.)
“How terrible of me, I’m a terrible influence. Absolutely a w f u l.
—guess I must be a dick as well.”