#thonk

[strwbrybunny]

i need it so bad please i’ve always been so good you have to give it to me

cis men/minors dni

[moon-storm]

Now I realise that I make a lot of typos and I want everyone to think when they read my text that the typos are me having a voice crack or a tone shift cuz I think that bee funny

[kurtbrussels]

upstairs neighbor behavior

[viciousshipterminus]

I wanna write a depersonalization/derealization wheeler yuta ficlet but idk if I have the writing chops... or if I can characterize him well... but also I'm looking at my 2 "character study" tagged fics (IF I EVER FINISHED THEM...) and highkey the character study is more so character extrapolation b/c it's not necessarily tenable AND SOMETIMES not actually how I read them in canon lol

[lewdventuretime]

Kako making me realize that I'm actually fairly lacking in the "huge" department

[our-favourite-orcs]

BONUS ROUND!

Who should get third place?

Thonk - World of Warcraft

Gyorik Rogdul, aka York - Drawtectives

Voting ended onNov 9, 2023

Propaganda under the cut!

Propaganda for Thonk from World of Warcraft:

thonk has become an enigma in one of my friend groups. he's not just a silly named guy with a side quest anymore. his pronouns are he/they. he has high defense. he has homoerotic tension with a crossdressing sailor. he says "Hey." all the time. he might be just one of a species of thonks. he was in a band in college and danced. thonk wave motion burst. he's a universal constant. none of this is even remotely canon to his original appearance in WoW. but he is important to me all the same. so i guess i'm submitting the bastardized version of thonk my friends have turned him into and not the actual original Thonk. dunno where that puts him in terms of tournament viability but you can at least laugh about the absurdity of it all.

World of Warcraft

This guy’s been a gag in my friend group for years to the point where I was tricked into playing as a serious version of him in a dnd game

World of Warcraft!

Propaganda for Gyorik Rogdul, aka York from Drawtectives:

Gyorik Rogdul, aka York, represents the northern tribe of orcs in this series. And it’s brilliant. He casually reveals the craziest shit about the Orc Lore, like “wild trains” being a Creature in ye northern orc tribes that no one has tamed, not even him. It’s probably true, but no one can know for sure. He’s a detective. He’s a model. He killed his half brother and became a prince. He doesn’t know what syllables are. He can read One english word, “sneppy.” He’s 7 feet tall. He’s ace and on the aro spectrum. He has never thought about gender or sexuality. He wants to fight real bad. He helped trans his friend’s gender. One of his nicknames is Piss Boy. He adopted a grown man as his son with his besties What us there to say…fearless (other than wild trains, which fair), so much love and dumb fits into that body G'yorik (York) Rogdul is one of the characters ever. He's illiterate. He loves his friends. He has an honorary son. He's in a mostly-canon polycule. He puts people in arm jail. He's a model and a prince. Literally I love him so much (please watch Drawtectives).

[wageronancap]

Really funny how the gun control crowd believes guns grow on trees and are as readily accessible as lemonade from the stand run by the kids down the street

And Israeli rabbis apparently believe the same about bullets when they call for emptying two magazines into randomly encountered Palestinians

Like, the horror of war and oppression and genocide aside, shit's fucking wasteful

Your hatred is so fucking irrational it's fucking uneconomical

And then you wonder why the rest of the world is beating up your people wherever it's not a hate crime to do so and sometimes even where it is

Lol

Fucking lmao even

[orcposts]

thonk body pillow for all yout thonk needs. they want to be held