meh meh the sheep

Life is mostly meh, but sometimes it's not.

[tartarduck]

a tale of a princess and a dragon

[seven-tastic]

nxx celebrates vyns bday (against their will)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memewhore]

[lithping]

here he comes

[voideddragon]

[ff-za-deactivated20210713]

A person in 2 months can make you feel what a person in 2 years couldn’t. Time means nothing, character does.

[pascalcampion]

late night thoughts #kittycatandmanlyman #pascalcampion

[brucesterling]

[cassandrapentayaaaaas]

Fic tag: slow burn

Me, cracking my knuckles: not if you read it fast enough

[tcssathompson]

“Think of someone you want to touch whom you cannot touch, someone forbidden. Think of a room where there is nothing except the two of you: still, you cannot touch them. Think of the heat between two hands about to touch, the language that exists in that silence.”

— Chelsea Hodson, from Tonight I’m Someone Else: Essays; “A Simple Woman,” (via violentwavesofemotion)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every emotion I have ever experienced exists on a spectrum that can be best and most concisely summarized by Ancient Egyptian Golden Death Masks

don’t know what this emotion is called, but I’ve felt it every forsaken minute of every accursed day ever since the miserable curse of Sentience was thrust onto my unwilling aching shoulders

[standardgradegifs-deactivated20]

[filthburger]

they’ll never get across the street at this rate

[ruinedchildhood]

[salytierra]

Not the celebrity news we ever expected to read, but the celebrity news we deserve to read.

[azulapropaganda]

While speaking to Slate for an oral history of the cabbage merchant, Sie playfully said, "Of course, now I’m more at the age of what the cabbage merchant was then. I will cultivate that little beard if they need me to. And because my face is quite expressive, I’m perfect for a live-action version of an animated show. I’m ready."

Please let this guy play the cabbage man

[timeofdeathnote]

it’s what he deserves

[im-a-creepy-cookie]

#CabbageManForLiveCabbageMan

[oukime]

selfies: 

tagged photos: 

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

me, when literally anything happens: maybe it’s a sign 

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[confusedbyinterface]

[redchrominance]

their ‘bussy’ you might say

[sugarcoatednightshade]

i might not.