[yourgardenhermit]

hans memling, scenes from the passion of christ, circa 1470.

[yourgardenhermit]

an appeal to the men in the bathroom stalls of this rest stop. stop chatting in german and gtfo a real shitter has arrived

[three-semicolons]

I think too many people have forgotten that Midnighter and Dick canonically refer to one another as “nemesisters”. So.

It’s Grayson Midnighter Nemesister Day. Gaze upon their sisterhood in envy.

[rockabillywife]

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

[hood-ex]

Dick got called pretty again.

Detective Comics #1111

[sheepishmastectomy]

Tbh one of the number one things I notice when reading Batman is how Bruce uses knowledge of women's identities to control them in a really distinct way

And how he raises his boys to do the same...

Like obviously when we see the retcons in Batgirl year one, this occurs. With Steph as well... And then in another way with Cass, where she doesn't get a civilian identity? Or when we see him bully Helena out of the mask in no man's land??? And almost every time he has one of his boys at his side assisting him

[sheepishmastectomy]

Like obviously a man so concerned with his own secret identity is going to view identity and knowledge about it as having power & he just does not hesitate to wield it against women in particular as a means of coercion

[yourgardenhermit]

the preannounced url change!! we will see if sticks or if i change it again or go back to the old one lol

cardinalvalentino -> yourgardenhermit

[choatic-bumblebee-agenda]

the generational gap between me and the people my age who were allowed to watch spongebob

[starsapphire]

starsapphire do you think bruce has a high libido or a spongey low one

hm... i think bruce has a high libido (at least when he's doing well mentally and not overdoing things) because as we know he's exercising daily and exercise -> blood flow + hormone rush -> higher libido. but scientific reasoning aside we also know from the text that he is not averse to having sex with selina on all manner of rooftop — even when he should really be staking out mobsters or making sure his 14-year-old doesn't try to beat up the riddler unsupervised — which points to him being susceptible to not-infrequent bouts of pre-nut unclarity. and he of course has overtly sexual relationships with many another woman on-page. (talia especially has him pussywhipped; however, this is not evidence of bruce's horniness, but rather of talia's innate mesmerizing nature which affects all who see her.)

HOWEVER. i think he's also really, really good at suppressing and ignoring his horniness when he wants to. like i think he's the longtime master of willing away a boner he has a 99.7% success rate he's serious he's locked in he is not jacking off. the mission comes before he does. however x2 i think he has also mastered some insane esoteric meditation breathing blood flow technique to force and maintain an erection when he wants one, which is necessary because at this point he almost certainly has some degree of erectile dysfunction from being kicked in the crotch every night for the better part of two decades. the cup can only do so much. damian's existence is a fertility miracle

[honorculture]

[lemonlimestar]

bart: if max tells me to do my homework one more time, i’m dropping an anvil on him

cassie: if i don’t finish my homework, my mom’s not gonna let me train with artemis this weekend :(

tim: if i get more than a 79 on this homework, my teacher’s gonna know i’m robin and my whole family dies

kon: man, they sent me to the killing me to death dimension again :/ they could at least switch it up…

[sillylittleouppy]

I LOVE MY PLUSHIES REBLOG IF YOU LOVE YOUR PLUSHIES

[yourgardenhermit]

word of warning. i will change my url soon. im choosing the final candidate. watch this space

[cherih3]

“sit properly, idiot”

[notyournoma]

[yourgardenhermit]

youtube video called how to travel when youre broke and step 1 is owning a car. i own one banged up bycicle cant afford neither a car nor driving lessons so ive already failed step 1

[megafaunatic]

had a dream last night that in grief lionel messi turned into a pillar of salt. and we tilled him into the soil...

[yourgardenhermit]

my bum brother stole my last razor lost it and then said we are out of razors can you go buy some. he is lucky its his birthday