howdy hey

Someone who needs friends he/him 24 y/o I don't post often so if you're here for that prepare for disappointment

[melmili]

she's only about 3 blueberries tall :3

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[kaban-bang]

[galacticsabc]

The swagful Dr. Grace

[epistleii]

idk man. i just think itd be really cool if sign language classes were mandatory throughout primary school. yeah because it would make communication with deaf kids and autistic/nonverbal kids much easier. and those kids would be accessible to the others so they could make friends and have healthy relationships. yeah. and kids would eat that shit up man. like their own little secret language? they love that.

[egberts]

if somebody who had you blocked deactivates, their post should become free to reblog again. i'm doing the lords work. i am preserving their message, their history. and all my friends are dragging their corpse around already!!! i wanna drag the corrrpssssseee!! i wanna draaaaagggg theee corrrrpsssseee

[satan-offical]

July tomorrow you know what that means

[chaotic-house-gremlin]

disability pride month

[satan-offical]

You ....

You know...?

[parkchanwoohoo]

[doubleca5t]

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

[dictearchive]

[dogshitdotnet]

how do we get the kids to talk like this

[spacebrick3]

couples outfit idea

[yujateaandpi]

SCREAMINGGGGGGG

[galacticsabc]

Rocky did some research on his earth thinking machine.

[juiccbox]

Ten Feet Twenty the Normal Man

[aizawhat]

he saw the plushie you have of him… have fun 💔 (hes gonna tease the living hell out of you now)

[horce-divorce]

"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"

[orcboxer]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

[orcboxer]

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]