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Maggie! gamer. PhD Chemist. music junkie. troublemaker. stormbringer. rogue on the outside sorcerer on the inside.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[phantomcabij]

Dark Hour Blues

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sabertoothwalrus]

tumblr giving us the option to sort likes oldest -> newest is kind of diabolical. babygirl that was 2012. I was 14. I’m 28 now. That was half my life ago. And you’re just gonna let me and moots put each other on blast? PvP website for real

[owenhcrper]

I just wanna live. Is that so wrong? Why doesn't anybody else want that?

Iron Lung (2026)

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[mxtxnet]

Happy Hanguang-June

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[willgrahamscock]

the most essential part of a fandom are those people who immediately tell you to write it, draw it, make it when you share your ideas, you have no idea how many fanworks are born just because someone encouraged it

[willgrahamscock]

another great way to make sure this continues is pressing the reblog button and going insane in the tags

[willgrahamscock]

immediately adding ‘fandom conga lines’ to my vocab

[beansprean]

siblings.

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ID: 1. Waist up in profile of Sam sitting at the desk in his bedroom at the bunker, typing on a laptop that looks like it might be open to Tumblr. The closed door to the room is visible on the wall behind him. 2. Repeat. Dean suddenly slams the door open with purpose, arms splayed wide, causing Sam to pause and look up. 3a. Full body of Dean as he pulls his let leg up and leans down slightly, grabbing the toe of his boot with his right hand. 3b. Repeat. Still holding his left leg, Dean leaps into the air and brings his right leg through the loop created by his left leg and right arm. 3c. Repeat. He lands gracefully on his right foot and straightens proudly, striking a brief pose. 4. Back to the profile shot of Sam, who is now sitting back in his chair and staring, confused, at this performance. Dean turns his back without a word and walks back out of the room, hitting the light switch on the way out. 5. Repeat. Sam, now in a dark room with the door wide open, throws his palms up at the now-empty doorway in confused disbelief and frustration. /end ID

[beardedmrbean]

One more in the W column for Japan.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

[captaindibbzy]

[voidy-core]

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[thecraftgremlin]

Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.

[stargirl-and-potts]

Reasons my human has cried:

* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.

* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.

* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.

* I told him Earthsun grew bright.

* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.

* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.

* Before class he heard younglings singing.

* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”

* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.

* He missed “Doritos.”

* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.

* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.

* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.

* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.

* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.

[ddal84]

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